This morning I had the totally random and completely unsolicited realization that “Ghengis Khan” has the same number of syllables as “Stacey’s Mom”, and if I have to be cursed with this knowledge then so do you.
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This morning I had the totally random and completely unsolicited realization that “Ghengis Khan” has the same number of syllables as “Stacey’s Mom”, and if I have to be cursed with this knowledge then so do you.

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Now WHO was gonna TELL ME that the Heathers writer's BROTHER is the director of Mean Girls??!!
how is there no Phoebe x Cherry fics, like, at all?
literally none exist as far as i can tell
this is literally the perfect set-up for a ship tho??
lowk mad about it
!!!!!!!!!!
it’s crazy!!!
THANK YOU! YOU UNDERSTAND ME!
All Thundermans fanfics are so weird when we have a perfectly good ship where the characters are obsessed with each other and that gets NOTHING????
and the..
the incest..
we don't talk about that..
how is there no Phoebe x Cherry fics, like, at all?
literally none exist as far as i can tell
this is literally the perfect set-up for a ship tho??
lowk mad about it
!!!!!!!!!!
it’s crazy!!!
THANK YOU! YOU UNDERSTAND ME!
Female Bruce (whom I will just be calling Bruce) should have big boobs and a killer body, and she should be lovingly exasperated by her family’s overprotectiveness.
It would be a crime if she weren’t seen as the sexiest woman to ever grace planet earth. I need an elegant back dress with a deep V-neck and two slits up the side, all the way up her thighs, for galas. I need her adorned and dripping in beautiful silver jewelry with hints of blue that bring out the striking blue in her eyes.
I need her boys and girls to be ready to throw down at the drop of a hat. One wrong look and Bruce is having to grab Tim by his collar and escort him out of the room while he’s already plotting the downfall of that person’s business. He's barely holding back from straight-up snarling at people for trying to touch his mom.
I need Steph to wield a butter knife at a guy who dared to even glance at Bruce’s ass, and to only be stopped from gouging his eyes out with a single look from Bruce. Steph is circling around Bruce like a shark if she ever decides to wear skin-tight gym clothes or anything else skin-tight.
I need Damian, who understands that his Ummi is a strong woman who can handle herself and deserves to wear whatever the fuck she wants, to start tweaking when he sees her in tight-fitting clothing and wants to go everywhere with his mom to protect her. No, he doesn't care if it's just a haircut or a walk around the park; he's going.
I need little Jason, who still didn’t trust Bruce fully, to immediately throw all of his fears and doubts out the window when they’re walking down the street and someone has the gall to catcall his new Mama. Bruce has to run after him once he starts chasing a man who got way too close. This does not change once he's older. It only gets worse.
I need Harley to make sure she has Bud and Lou stand guard around Brucie whenever she decides to go to the club and have the time of her life, just as she had when they were in college. Definitely to Turn Me On (Extended) by David Guetta. Now, she can’t blame them for looking (lord knows she was staring to- how does her body move like that??), but she will make sure they don’t touch a hair on Bruce’s body.
I need Bruce to sigh for the millionth time as she walks into the principal’s office to see little Dickie, in trouble once again from defending his Mami’s honor from the older kids. Bruce is trying to give him a lecture, but he looks so cute with his bruised fists, and he did win the fight against a group of kids three years older. Maybe just a little ice cream… Encouraging him only made him worse in the future.
I need for the next time a woman says ‘she needs to be crushed by Brucie’s biceps,’ Cass has a crash out of epic proportions. She hates senseless violence, but she’s not afraid to brawl when they objectify her mom. Yes, her mom has awesome muscles and is very strong; no, you are not allowed to look. Advert your gaze before she fucking makes you.
I need Duke to plunge the room into darkness when they’re getting followed around by paparazzi, and Bruce has a wardrobe malfunction. Bruce has had plenty of unsavory pictures taken of her when she was younger, but now that she has him around, Duke won’t let anyone take advantage of her. If all of the cameras get smashed somehow, well, that's just the consequences of their own actions.
I need Alfred to be at the grocery store and punch someone in the face because they commented on Bruce’s looks in a degrading way. That’s his daughter, and if he has to fight the entire multiverse for badmouthing her, he will.
It’s already in my mind that both male and female Bruce do plenty of underwear and lingerie photoshoots. That shit is on billboards for months and months because no one can bear taking such a beauty down. The muscles, the curves, the hourglass figure, the grace… It’s too much.
Yes, I believe that Bruce should be the most beautiful person ever, no matter the gender. No one surpasses his beauty in my mind. Please, argue with a wall.

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is it wrong for me to quote Batfam posts and force my ideas for Ben 10/Batfam interactions into the concept?
You're right to do this and about the DC KO thing
You're wrong to do this, but wrong about the DC KO thing
You're right to do this and wrong about the DC KO thing
You're wrong to do this, but right about the DC KO thing
like hell i know/whatever you want/results pls
I sorta feel bad when I do it tbh. At the same time though, DC had the perfect opportunity to have Ben interact with DC as a whole (DC KO having non-DC DLC), but NOOOOOOO, we need the goddamn murder bear from Webtoon. I have nothing against the bear or Webtoon, but really?
please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.
i mean like what are they going to confess to a gimmick blog but go ahead
Does this still count for me reblogging the original
I love when tboi bosses are just... bigger versions of the normal enemies
Animorphs x Doctor Dolittle
This better be a fic I can read somewhere
Ah, the desire to Tumbl, but the chains of not knowing of what to Tumbl

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Whenever you install a new Isaac character mod he actually gains that person as a headmate for real. Even the car. Especially the car.
i think the community became a huge breeding ground for negativity and cringe culture. sooooo shoutout to everyone who makes AUs you're beautiful and awesome and know how to have fun. because in a way, aren't we all just doing what isaac's doing?
Tboi is a very interesting game to analyse because despite isaac being literally 5, he is so. complicated. Theres so much to him hes straight up one of the most complex characters. Which is funny because a lot of it can be understandable to not process since it's so easy to not consider the implications of certain items during gameplay. I also find most people skip the endings after the first time seeing them. (Also legend of bumbo endings are very important to isaac lore)
Not to mention some of the information comes straight from the mouth of Edmund. Like sure you could tell isaac is implied to be atleast in a developing stages of DID but if you dont know or dont think about it, you can just miss it.
And then theres Steven, who's interesting because while i find most people will know Edmund has said Steven and Isaac are metaphorically and literally the same person, very few have actually played time fcuk and as such wont think about it much. But it's there's so much depth to it. Steven is a paradox, he's a feedback loop, he's a personification of trapping yourself in a box, he's grown himself as a tumour, he's met himself multiple times, he's made out with himself.
Isaac locking himself in his creativity and toy chest. The fact every character is himself. Every enemy is (or was) meant to be isaac. It all links him back to Steven.
Isaac is literally one of the most complex characters in general. He's also 5 years old. And genderfluid. And mentally ill. And dead.
What the hell.
let 👏 bisexual 👏 girls 👏 love 👏 boys
LET 👏 BISEXUAL 👏 GIRLS 👏 LOVE 👏 BOYS
who’s stopping them
Lesbians who say they’ll never date a girl that has touched a man. People that say bi girls will cheat because they’re bi. There’s so much biphobia not only with straight people, but in the gay community
my lesbian friends who told me they were “high-key disappointed” when i started dating a cishet boy. my ex girlfriend who asked me “wait weren’t you gay” and then when i explained i was bi went “um. ew lol”. the whole “gold star lesbian” bullshit. can we face the biphobia in the lgbt community instead of shoving it under the rug lol
I’ve seen and reblogged this for the boy version as well, so it’s only fair if I do it for girls as well!!
LET 👏 GIRLS 👏 LOVE 👏 WHOEVER 👏 THEY 👏 LOVE
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK.
LET ANYONE LOVE WHO THEY WANNA LOVE, WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO GET THROUGH SHIT HEADS’ BRAINS?!?!
I don't know how but somehow I started reading this chain as if it was related to Batfam and I don't know how I did, im so sorrg
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And I've got nothing else for this edit
i love looking at cringe couples shirts and man
man
people realy don’t need to be this bad but they are, somehow
I hate all of this honestly
non-finance related but still wtf worthy:
people apparently choose to wear these things?
like
no one is holding a gun to their heads?
yet people choose to dress this way
That last one is so much better than the others because it doesnt imply they dislike each other
Last shirts just like "when we do it raw and nasty, the mouse ears stay on!"
Last shirts just like “when
we do it raw and nasty,
the mouse ears stay on!”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
What about these
This one says "we have queercoding that only has one reason for not easily working out and its cause one of us is an animal from Australia, and also there's a lot of tension between an animal and living trauma, this is insane but I love it so much, Tumblr has ruined the way my brain works"
Or something like that, I dunno tbh