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literally none exist as far as i can tell

this is literally the perfect set-up for a ship tho??

the incest..

literally none exist as far as i can tell

this is literally the perfect set-up for a ship tho??

It would be a crime if she weren’t seen as the sexiest woman to ever grace planet earth. I need an elegant back dress with a deep V-neck and two slits up the side, all the way up her thighs, for galas. I need her adorned and dripping in beautiful silver jewelry with hints of blue that bring out the striking blue in her eyes.

I need her boys and girls to be ready to throw down at the drop of a hat. One wrong look and Bruce is having to grab Tim by his collar and escort him out of the room while he’s already plotting the downfall of that person’s business. He's barely holding back from straight-up snarling at people for trying to touch his mom.

I need Steph to wield a butter knife at a guy who dared to even glance at Bruce’s ass, and to only be stopped from gouging his eyes out with a single look from Bruce. Steph is circling around Bruce like a shark if she ever decides to wear skin-tight gym clothes or anything else skin-tight.

I need Damian, who understands that his Ummi is a strong woman who can handle herself and deserves to wear whatever the fuck she wants, to start tweaking when he sees her in tight-fitting clothing and wants to go everywhere with his mom to protect her. No, he doesn't care if it's just a haircut or a walk around the park; he's going.

I need little Jason, who still didn’t trust Bruce fully, to immediately throw all of his fears and doubts out the window when they’re walking down the street and someone has the gall to catcall his new Mama. Bruce has to run after him once he starts chasing a man who got way too close. This does not change once he's older. It only gets worse.

I need Harley to make sure she has Bud and Lou stand guard around Brucie whenever she decides to go to the club and have the time of her life, just as she had when they were in college. Definitely to Turn Me On (Extended) by David Guetta. Now, she can’t blame them for looking (lord knows she was staring to- how does her body move like that??), but she will make sure they don’t touch a hair on Bruce’s body.

I need Bruce to sigh for the millionth time as she walks into the principal’s office to see little Dickie, in trouble once again from defending his Mami’s honor from the older kids. Bruce is trying to give him a lecture, but he looks so cute with his bruised fists, and he did win the fight against a group of kids three years older. Maybe just a little ice cream… Encouraging him only made him worse in the future.

I need for the next time a woman says ‘she needs to be crushed by Brucie’s biceps,’ Cass has a crash out of epic proportions. She hates senseless violence, but she’s not afraid to brawl when they objectify her mom. Yes, her mom has awesome muscles and is very strong; no, you are not allowed to look. Advert your gaze before she fucking makes you.

I need Duke to plunge the room into darkness when they’re getting followed around by paparazzi, and Bruce has a wardrobe malfunction. Bruce has had plenty of unsavory pictures taken of her when she was younger, but now that she has him around, Duke won’t let anyone take advantage of her. If all of the cameras get smashed somehow, well, that's just the consequences of their own actions.

I need Alfred to be at the grocery store and punch someone in the face because they commented on Bruce’s looks in a degrading way. That’s his daughter, and if he has to fight the entire multiverse for badmouthing her, he will.

It’s already in my mind that both male and female Bruce do plenty of underwear and lingerie photoshoots. That shit is on billboards for months and months because no one can bear taking such a beauty down. The muscles, the curves, the hourglass figure, the grace… It’s too much.

Not to mention some of the information comes straight from the mouth of Edmund. Like sure you could tell isaac is implied to be atleast in a developing stages of DID but if you dont know or dont think about it, you can just miss it.

And then theres Steven, who's interesting because while i find most people will know Edmund has said Steven and Isaac are metaphorically and literally the same person, very few have actually played time fcuk and as such wont think about it much. But it's there's so much depth to it. Steven is a paradox, he's a feedback loop, he's a personification of trapping yourself in a box, he's grown himself as a tumour, he's met himself multiple times, he's made out with himself.

Isaac locking himself in his creativity and toy chest. The fact every character is himself. Every enemy is (or was) meant to be isaac. It all links him back to Steven.

Isaac is literally one of the most complex characters in general. He's also 5 years old. And genderfluid. And mentally ill. And dead.

man

people realy don’t need to be this bad but they are, somehow

I hate all of this honestly 

non-finance related but still wtf worthy: 

people apparently choose to wear these things?

like

no one is holding a gun to their heads? 

we do it raw and nasty,

the mouse ears stay on!”