u smell

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

what happened to "cool as fuck grandma" as a character trope. i miss "cool as fuck grandma"

big fan of when a character is dead and the narrative frames them in a very angelic, soft, gentle manner but then it turns out not only are they still alive (plot twist) but theyre alive in the most gruesome and horrific way. your loving kind mentor who motivates you to fight in their memory came back wrong and theres blood and dirt under their fingernails from clawing they way out of the grave.

saw a funko pop for one of the demon guys from kpop demon hunters in the wild and was taken aback because i honestly forgot that movie had men in it. which granted is a refreshing change given how most fandoms and merchandising tend to go.