Create yourself.

This is an underrated joke

When you don’t understand her but you’re already thinking about how many dogs you’ll have when you’re married

TOO FUCKIN’ phenomenal to NOT reblog!!!!

i hope you all fall in love with someone who never stops choosing you and i hope you feel at home when you look at them

what the fuck century was this set in, anyway?

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

Hermione ghost wrote this