Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake.

I love getting money as a gift bro it beats everything else

I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’

I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and presses flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t put their life together

every time i have an inner transformation i pick up duolingo again

Millennial self change is marked by duolingo and meal prepping

I just thought it was bout a dude who loved bein shirtless so much he bribed the government to look the other way

I mean in a way you’re right.

pls stop saying words to me … I don’t have a brain..

ACTUALLY, Ratatouille was the man, you’re thinking of Ratatouille’s MONSTER—

me @ me 24/7: are we really doing this rn