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One my favorite headcanons for Ron Weasley is that he grows up to be an excellent homemaker. He doesn't realize it, it just sorta hits him one day.

As a teen, he didn't particularly like chores and there was always someone to pick up after him. (Molly, the house elves at hogwarts) He wasn't a slob just a bit messy and disorganized. It was small things like forgetting to make the bed, leaving a dirty dish or two just waiting for someone to pick it up, the stray piece of clothing here or there.

The build up was an amalgamation of hobbies and spur of the moment choices. When Fred died he tried to help pick up the slack in the household when everyone else was too tired to. He complained less about doing chores even going as far as volunteering to do small ones.

One day when he woke up early cause of a nightmare he thought he would try cooking. He was the only one awake for now, but no doubt his mother would be up soon to start making breakfast. Why not surprise her. Casting a quick silencio so he doesn't wake anyone up, he started making his first "meal." In the end, he ended up with a blob of overcooked eggs (he decided to just plop them all at once) and slightly burnt bacon. (after a round of ones that were burnt to a crisp) Molly was rightfully angry that he cooked by himself with no supervision FOR THE FIRST TIME SHE COULD SMELL THE BURNT FOOD IN THE AIR but appreciative nontheless.

This started the saga of Ron being Molly's go to when she need help in the kitchen. Slowly it went from simple breakfasts, to more complicated dishes, to baking, to how to pick out the best ingredients, to growing them and making ingredients from scratch.

A series of unfortunate events in the Ron learning to do chores later (all the way from cleaning to fixing household objects) Ron was actually getting quite good at it and has only gotten better over time.

He still tended to be messy and he could never seem to get the hang of "clean as you go" preferring to do the chores in one go or as needed instead of little by little so they don't pile up, but it works for him.

#ron weasley #ron weasley appreciation post #ron weasley headcannon #dam this ended up longer than I thought

spidaerman

when you start reading a really long fic at 1am but you refuse to go to sleep until they kiss

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me as a writer: Oh no I can’t write that, somebody else already has

me as a reader: hell yes give me all the fics about this one scenario. The more the merrier

obsessivewriter

This one is so hard to accept. Reblogging to knock that into my brain.

primarybufferpanel

Me as a writer: I feel like I’m repeating myself, I’ve already used that theme, I’ve already written that kink, that other character uses that speech pattern so this one in another fandom can’t, I feel like I’m writing predictable things, is this different enough from that other thing I wrote, are people filling out bingo cards by my work? :sobbing:

Me as a reader: oh hell yeah this hit the spot exactly, I hope this writer has written 20 more just like it

deelaundry

As one friend said when I felt I was reusing a theme too much, nobody ever says, Did Agatha Christie write about murder again?

caledoniaseries

I actually laughed out loud at the last one. A very good point.

giraffeter

“I love this, I hope there isn’t anything else out there like it!” Said no one ever

missmentelle

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal

How to meditate

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup

How to accept criticism

How to deal with bullying

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

wind-to-your-sails

I made the mistake of thinking this was a narrative after i saw the bloodstains link, and i tried to reverse-engineer the events of this person’s day from the order in which the links appeared.

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ill eventually need this

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Ossimoro

lydiogames

this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I’ve ever gotten

aleshakills

How did they find the worst audio ever made

trans-mouse

Yknow, I watched this without sound. And I saw “I hate you” as a reply, and assumed something awful happened at the end of the video. And then I scrolled down a bit further, and went back up, listened to the audio and I gotta say. I agree with found-sheep.

ottermatopoeia

Watching this without volume and then turning it on is like a sucker punch

bemoreincorrect

michael: i need one of you to volunteer to do something outrageously insane that will either make you cease to exist or be really fun.

rich: that’s most of the things i’ve tried.

michael: that’s my guy. come here.

yo I'm really craving some platonic friend fluff rn

#whybis it sk rare #this is a crime to humanity #y'all please #I'm just a beggar craving platonigc friend fluff #I'm even willing to take some angst in it

writterings

why would you hate yourself and read wattpad fanfiction like serious what is wrong with some of you all like god

#i'm desperate ok #*deprived sobbing*

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amyygdalaaa

Not me having nothing to read, then finding a new fanfiction that’s actually super good and then reading all of it in one day and then getting sad because I have nothing to read anymore :/

fanonical

ron: look i'm not stupid i just miss the obvious a lot

harry: that's a whole mood though

cosettefauchelevente

duke of dedinburgh

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drake?

hazeleyedcat

josh?

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where’s the body of christ?

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krdaaaa

LMAO

100-running-teens

okay i need to talk about this for a second because tiktok is pissing me off

yes adults sexualising kids is wrong we all know that (and i’m talking about a 30 yr old doing it to a 13yr old not a 18/19 yr old doing it to a 17yr old) - kids sexualising kids however? let’s talk

a character is 14, the person is 15 - can they view that character in a sexual way YES THEY CAN

why you ask? kids in the age range 12/13 - 16/17 and literally going through an era of discovery of themselves in physical, mental and yes, sexual ways - it’s called puberty

by shaming, demonising and hating on kids for exploring sexual concepts you are literally preventing their growth as a human being - destroying confidence and more

a horrible community has formed on tiktok (specifically anime tiktok) that for some reason believe children don’t have sexual feelings before the age of 18 - apparently they don’t date, kiss, experiment or have sex either

i do understand why people want to ‘protect’ kids from sexual content but there comes a time and age where protecting is doing more harm than good

okay that’s it - discussions are welcome in replies and reblogs if anyone wants

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bemoreincorrect

michael: i didn't really go to bed. i just listened to some music and did quite a bit of crying.