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we're not kids anymore.
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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One my favorite headcanons for Ron Weasley is that he grows up to be an excellent homemaker. He doesn't realize it, it just sorta hits him one day.
As a teen, he didn't particularly like chores and there was always someone to pick up after him. (Molly, the house elves at hogwarts) He wasn't a slob just a bit messy and disorganized. It was small things like forgetting to make the bed, leaving a dirty dish or two just waiting for someone to pick it up, the stray piece of clothing here or there.
The build up was an amalgamation of hobbies and spur of the moment choices. When Fred died he tried to help pick up the slack in the household when everyone else was too tired to. He complained less about doing chores even going as far as volunteering to do small ones.
One day when he woke up early cause of a nightmare he thought he would try cooking. He was the only one awake for now, but no doubt his mother would be up soon to start making breakfast. Why not surprise her. Casting a quick silencio so he doesn't wake anyone up, he started making his first "meal." In the end, he ended up with a blob of overcooked eggs (he decided to just plop them all at once) and slightly burnt bacon. (after a round of ones that were burnt to a crisp) Molly was rightfully angry that he cooked by himself with no supervision FOR THE FIRST TIME SHE COULD SMELL THE BURNT FOOD IN THE AIR but appreciative nontheless.
This started the saga of Ron being Molly's go to when she need help in the kitchen. Slowly it went from simple breakfasts, to more complicated dishes, to baking, to how to pick out the best ingredients, to growing them and making ingredients from scratch.
A series of unfortunate events in the Ron learning to do chores later (all the way from cleaning to fixing household objects) Ron was actually getting quite good at it and has only gotten better over time.
He still tended to be messy and he could never seem to get the hang of "clean as you go" preferring to do the chores in one go or as needed instead of little by little so they don't pile up, but it works for him.
when you start reading a really long fic at 1am but you refuse to go to sleep until they kiss
me as a writer: Oh no I can’t write that, somebody else already has
me as a reader: hell yes give me all the fics about this one scenario. The more the merrier
This one is so hard to accept. Reblogging to knock that into my brain.
Me as a writer: I feel like I’m repeating myself, I’ve already used that theme, I’ve already written that kink, that other character uses that speech pattern so this one in another fandom can’t, I feel like I’m writing predictable things, is this different enough from that other thing I wrote, are people filling out bingo cards by my work? :sobbing:
Me as a reader: oh hell yeah this hit the spot exactly, I hope this writer has written 20 more just like it
As one friend said when I felt I was reusing a theme too much, nobody ever says, Did Agatha Christie write about murder again?
I actually laughed out loud at the last one. A very good point.
“I love this, I hope there isn’t anything else out there like it!” Said no one ever
This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:
How to unclog a toilet without a plunger
How to fix a blown fuse
How to fix a leaky faucet
How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower
How to escape from a house fire
How to make a budget and stick to it
How to sharpen a knife
How to clean a self-cleaning oven
How to clean red wine stains from carpet
How to clean blood stains from fabric
How to clean grease stains from fabric
How to do a load of laundry
How to iron your clothes
How to test your smoke detectors
Cooking Skills:
How to tell if produce is ripe
How to know if food is expired
How to properly sanitize a kitchen
How to cook an egg
How to make rice
How to make pasta
How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely
How to use a gas stove
How to use a convection oven
How to cook meat safely
How to use a stand mixer
How to use kitchen knives properly
How to make mashed potatoes
How to make grilled cheese sandwiches
Health Skills:
How to stop bleeding
How to treat a burn
How to do CPR (on an adult)
How to do CPR (on a child)
How to do CPR (on a baby)
How to help someone who is choking
How to save yourself if you are choking alone
How to read a nutrition label
How to treat frostbite
How to recognize when someone is having a stroke
How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule
Mental Health Skills:
How to calm down during a panic attack
How to help someone who is suicidal
How to meditate
How to stop self-harming
How to recognize problem drinking
How to choose a therapist
How to deal with disappointment
How to cope with grief
How to raise your self-esteem
Relationship and Social Skills:
How to apologize
How to cope with a breakup
How to accept criticism
How to deal with bullying
How to argue in a healthy way
How to ask someone out
How to break up with someone
How to recognize an abusive relationship
How to rekindle a damaged friendship
How to speak in public
Job Hunting Skills:
How to tie a tie
How to write a resume
How to write a cover letter
How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)
How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)
How to properly shake hands
How to nail a job interview
Other Skills:
How to sew on a button
How to hammer a nail
How to change your oil
How to put gas in your car
How to jump-start a car
How to pick a good password
How to back up your files
How to write a cheque
I made the mistake of thinking this was a narrative after i saw the bloodstains link, and i tried to reverse-engineer the events of this person’s day from the order in which the links appeared.
ill eventually need this

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this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I’ve ever gotten
How did they find the worst audio ever made
Yknow, I watched this without sound. And I saw “I hate you” as a reply, and assumed something awful happened at the end of the video. And then I scrolled down a bit further, and went back up, listened to the audio and I gotta say. I agree with found-sheep.
Watching this without volume and then turning it on is like a sucker punch
michael: i need one of you to volunteer to do something outrageously insane that will either make you cease to exist or be really fun.
rich: that’s most of the things i’ve tried.
michael: that’s my guy. come here.
yo I'm really craving some platonic friend fluff rn
why would you hate yourself and read wattpad fanfiction like serious what is wrong with some of you all like god

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Not me having nothing to read, then finding a new fanfiction that’s actually super good and then reading all of it in one day and then getting sad because I have nothing to read anymore :/
ron: look i'm not stupid i just miss the obvious a lot
harry: that's a whole mood though
duke of dedinburgh
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where’s the body of christ?
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okay i need to talk about this for a second because tiktok is pissing me off
yes adults sexualising kids is wrong we all know that (and i’m talking about a 30 yr old doing it to a 13yr old not a 18/19 yr old doing it to a 17yr old) - kids sexualising kids however? let’s talk
a character is 14, the person is 15 - can they view that character in a sexual way YES THEY CAN
why you ask? kids in the age range 12/13 - 16/17 and literally going through an era of discovery of themselves in physical, mental and yes, sexual ways - it’s called puberty
by shaming, demonising and hating on kids for exploring sexual concepts you are literally preventing their growth as a human being - destroying confidence and more
a horrible community has formed on tiktok (specifically anime tiktok) that for some reason believe children don’t have sexual feelings before the age of 18 - apparently they don’t date, kiss, experiment or have sex either
i do understand why people want to ‘protect’ kids from sexual content but there comes a time and age where protecting is doing more harm than good
okay that’s it - discussions are welcome in replies and reblogs if anyone wants

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michael: i didn't really go to bed. i just listened to some music and did quite a bit of crying.
the list of ships on the bmc wiki page is simultaneously fascinating and somewhat terrifying
like holy hell I didn’t even know that 80% of these existed?? I’m in awe but also terrified???