Dare me

It’s not all about you, Josh.

Good, that is basically your job as boyfriend. So good for you. [chuckles] I can’t wait to see your v-neck long-sleeved shirts that I can only imagine will make an appearance. It’s not my fault that you implied that you did wait, what would I know otherwise?

I don't know what you're talking about. Being clean and having good hygiene has become a part of vital survival. Simple.

You don’t seem so sure, maybe that’s a sign that it’s not actually her favorite. But by all means, don’t stop wearing it because of that - keep your own fashion…even if it is a bit..unclean. [shakes her head] Please tell me you don’t just wait to go home to do all your laundry all the time? That’s..wow

Mmm, I think I know what she likes. That's right, my fashion. My own personal style. Don't worry, I can't just keep wearing tshirts all winter. I'll have to change it up sometime. Of course not. How would I even survive here?!

I hope they don’t find out about me going to this school. They will crawl all over campus and never leave me alone. I do not wish to be forced away by paparazzi. 

Hey, don't worry about it. This place is like a fortress. Its old gothic architecture and big scary gate keeps people away. Not to mention the fact that its known as the school for delinquents and everyone seems to hate us. Er..I mean, I think you're safe.

I am helpful, I just don’t have the power to control the weather. If you want someone to control the weather, maybe try another dimension. [laughs] Two weeks? That’s attractive. What does your girlfriend have to say about that?

Hm. FIne. Totally is. I think she likes it, actually. Well not the not clean part, but the- Well..maybe not. I don't even care. I think me and Am are going to go to my mom's for Thanksgiving, I'll just do all my laundry then.

           Adventure time is my favorite show and also the best show of all time. It is the inspiration to my adventoruousinms. But we are going to watch adventure time we must go get lots of food and Twizzlers! Definitely Twizzlers.

So what you're saying is we're gonna need to go out anyways. Huh. Well, I really can't say no to that. If we're going out, we may as well make it an adventure! Have you tried going through the woods yet? I'll get my coat. We can watch Adventure TIme later, with all the appropriate snacks.

I went on a vacation with a friend, and some people got a hold of that information and ran with it. Now it is public and I have been put in a spotlight I do not wish to be in. 

O-kay. So..are you being harassed or something? You're here now though, they can't get into the school right?

I don’t think there is any strict rule saying that I can’t do it. Unless there are some sort of Thanksgiving police that will be on my tail, but I highly doubt that. I just want to know if it’s eccentric to make some before the holiday. And it’s used to stuff the turkey yes, but you can also have it as a side. My gran’s recipe is delicious.

There are unspoken rules though. I hold those pretty high. I...don't know? Make it, I guess. I just can't imagine eating just that. Sounds dry.