I'm bored

no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.

happy month, fellow slurs.

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

ok i’m done being crazy lol

no i’m not

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem