Idk, enjoy this crackfic! Happy birthday Otto!!! Chusi donât look, tw blood, caps, death, cursing, religion/god/heaven/hell mention, fire mention
Wing pulled his raven dark hair into a messy bun, and gazed at his dark brown orbs in the mirror. He could see them sparkle in the reflection. He heard a knock at the door.
âcome in!â he cried, with a deep, husky voice. His father, cypher, walked in and sat on his bed.
âHello sonâ he said, his voice grave and unfamiliar due to the years Wing had gone without hearing it, âI have some news.â Wing sat down beside his father. âWing, I am eloping with your friend Nigelâs dad, Mr Darkdoom. I do not want him to see the family disappointment so I am sending you away to live with your aunt. Pack your things, you have 10 minutes.â With that he left, and wing could see his glassy orbs stained with tears that glistened like raindrops.
âHOW COULD YOUâ he shouted at the closed door, but there was no response. Packing his things, he reflected on where he would go, as mother gothel, who shared his ebony black hair, lived in Italy. Nobody knew her real name, though some suspected it was Maria.
Suddenly there was a knock at the door. Wing ran downstairs, tears flying out of his dark sight balls. When it opened there she was, Mother Gothel.
âhello nephew, get in the car.â He listened and sat, his movements seemingly uncontrollable. The drive to the airport was silent. Wing could see a picture of God, and his inhuman face, on the window, and it felt as if it was staring into his dark soul. For Wing wasnât like other people, as instead of makeup and talking about politics, he studied deities and myths. The car stopped. They got on a plane and flew to Italy.
When Wing woke up, he was in a strange room. He was scared. The door opened and Mother Gothel came inside. âNephew dearest, I haveâŚbusiness to attend to. While I am gone I have sent for someone to keep you company. He is from another powerful family as I do not want you interacting with the wrong sort. Get changed and breakfast is downstairs.â She left, and he felt so small in such a big room.
Wing went downstairs after getting changed, and started spreading ruby or blood red jam with a surprisingly sharp knife that glistened like jewels on some snow white bread when the doorbell rang. He went to open it, and when he did, he dropped the knife in shock. The creature at the door had spiky white hair, beautiful in the light of the sun, and the face of a weasel on an otherwise human body, which was wearing a black jumpsuit. Lightning fast, Wing watched the creature snap his fingers and saw the knife now hovering just above his left foot.
âHi. You must be Wing. I can already tell you are special, as you seem to be able to observe my true form.â His voice was beautiful, and the sound was heaven in Wingâs ears. âMy name is Ottoious Britain Lucy Number One Weasel the third, but you may call me Otto Weasel.â Otto Weasel. The name was as beautiful as the boy himself.
ânice to meet youâ wing stammered, feeling his cheeks grow hot. âthank you for saving meâ Wing saw Otto smile and his cheeks grew hotter. Otto Weaselâs blue orbs twinkled like the sun reflecting in the sea, only prettier. Otto Weasel was walking inside and setting down a giant bat and a suitcase. Wing felt his heart beat faster at the thought of this amazing person-weasel? Person living in the same house as him. He felt blessed to even be in the same room as him now.
They spent the day in the mansion, Otto Weasel doing things no human should be able to do. He would summon snacks and riches seemingly out of nowhere, and would toss Wing up so high but catch him every time. He made flowers grow from the marble floors, thick vines filled with grapes, which tasted almost sweeter than the sound of Otto Weaselâs voice when he laughed. When Mother Gothel came home, they ate and went to bed.
The next day, Otto Weasel took Wing outside, barely pushing past the vines that covered the house, and they ran through the streets of Italy, hand in unlovable hand. It took wing a minute to realise that they had started floating, legs no longer pushing the ground but the air while they ran. Looking at Otto Weaselâs glorious weasel face, his sparkling ice blue seeing balls seemed familiar.
âOtto Weaselâ Wing started âOtto Weasel, can I ask you something?â Wing stammered, his stomach twisting.
âYesâ came Otto Weaselâs response, âbut first I will ask you a questionâ Otto Weasel continued, his pale cheeks redder than rubies. âWing, will you be my human boyfriend?â he spluttered, squeezing Wingâs hand.
âOtto Weasel, I thought you would never ask!â wing replied, also blushing. â Of course I will go out with you. You are my entire world. Where you go, I goâ Seeing Otto Weaselâs smile made all of Wingâs worries melt away, despite the fact that they were floating very high off the ground.
âLove, you have not asked your questionâ Came Otto Weaselâs voice. Wing suddenly felt foolish but he had to ask now.
âAre you god?â Wing asked, before turning away.
âIf you want me to beâ Otto Weasel replied, as he started bringing them back down to the ground.
When they went back to the mansion, Mother Gothel looked furious. Her ebony hair was pulled into a bun and her eyes held the fury of hell. She sent them both up without dinner, but they had not told her about their new relationship or dinner would not be the only thing they lost that day.
When Wing woke up, he stretched his arms which felt as heavy as lead. He went downstairs to see Otto Weasel chanting quietly under his breath.
âGood morning Otto Weasel, what are you doing?â But Otto Weasel did not stop. Wing felt himself grow tired, and collapsed onto the ground. He was dreaming, he saw bright lights, and strangers. One had blood red hair and was speaking in a Scottish accent. Another was blonde and swinging on vines, though it looked like she was flying. There were two boys, holding hands and eating cake while the one with glasses, who looked extremely like Wingâs friend Nigel, was watering a plant with red liquid. There was also an old man, standing beside a woman with swords covered in heavenly fire, and they were speaking to a man, a familiar man. His fatherâs new husband.
âthese were my friendsâ Otto Weaselâs voice appeared in his head. He could see them, standing on what seemed to be a cloud bathed in blue light, and Wing could vaguely see something bright and golden in the background-
Wing was jolted upright. Otto Weaselâs expression was blank, as if nothing had happened. Wing got up and they ate breakfast in silence, which was only broken once by Wingâs quiet gasp as Otto Weasel put his hand on top of his.
After breakfast they got up and Wing went to his room to study the schoolbooks Mother Gothel had left for him to revise. Wing opened his religion studies book and saw a face similar to Otto Weaselâs but older. Wing couldnât focus on his books, not with Otto Weasels sharp Snow White hair, his beautiful pale face, and his laughter like the bells of heaven on his mind. So Wing went to find his beloved Otto Weasel.
When he did, Otto weasel took his hand and showed him around the mansion. His heart fluttering, he could do nothing but follow as Otto weasel led him to the cinema, where they sat under the dimmed lights to watch Wingâs favourite movie, Cars 2. During the movie, Wing gave Otto Weasel a blood red rose, and they were both silent apart from the sound of their beating hearts.
And just as Mater met Finn, Wing felt the gentle press of Otto Weaselâs romantically weaselly lips upon his. Wing felt sparks fly across his body, and felt the world melt away until it was only him, Otto Weasel and the talking cars. The kiss felt like hellfire, passionate and warm, but also like the springs of heaven, comforting and calm. They broke apart after a few short minutes and watched to the end of the movie. They left holding hands, and went upstairs to study together. When Mother Gothel came home, they ate then went to bed.
The next week passed similarly. Wing and Otto Weaselâs bond strengthened and things were almost perfect. But Wing was having nightmares. The people he had seen during breakfast, the people on the cloud were yelling terrible things. They were telling him to run, run far away while he still could. Wing decided to keep these from Otto Weasel as he had been looking stressed that day, and Wing felt bad to burden him with his own problems too.
A few more days passed, and mother Gothel still did not know about their relationship. And today, Otto Weasel looked more stressed than ever. Then at breakfast, just after Mother Gothel was leaving, Otto Weasel slipped Wing a note. It read âmy love, you must escape. Leave and never look backâ. He felt Otto Weasels soft, once gentle hands push him towards the door, panic in Otto Weaselâs ocean blue orbs. But there was a problem. Mother Gothel was still there and had a good reason. The vibes Otto Weasel had made so long ago were now blocking the door completely, not a hint of outside could be seen.
Mother Gothel snatched the note and read it. Her face twisted into a frown, and she stared at them. She was about to speak when suddenly blue light radiated from the roof.
They heard a voice booming across the mansion âOTTOIOUS BRITAIN LUCY NUMBER ONE WEASEL THE THIRDâ It cried, shaking the ground, âYOU HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKEâ Otto Weaselâs eyes flashed, a dangerous look on his face. âMARIAâ the voice continued, âYOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DOâ
Mother Gothel turned to Otto Weasel. âWing. Who is he really?â She asked, not taking her eyes off Otto Weasel.
âGod?â Wing whispered, flinching at the pain on Otto Weaselâs face.
âGOD?â Mother Gothel yelled âYOU THINK HE IS GOD?â Her face was contorted and she looked to be in pain. âTell himâ she cried at Otto Weasel âlet him know what you really areâ
Otto Weasel walked slowly towards his boyfriend. Standing on his tiptoes, he held Wingâs chin to point it down at him. âWing I have not fully been honest with youâ he started, voice cracking, âIâve betrayed the ones I live, Iâve betrayed you.â Otto Weasel pushed a loose strand of Wingâs hair behind his ears. âI was told to do one thing. And I failed. Because I was selfish. I wanted to keep you safe, safe from Him, but in doing so, Iâve damned us allâ Otto Weaselâs orbs were glistening with bushes tears, dewdrops on his rosy cheeks..
âOtto Weasel, what are you talking about?â Wingâs question came out in a fast rush of emotion. He hated the pain on his lovers face.
âYour stepfather. You may not know it, but he is an angel. He was coming to visit, but he was bringing along someone i knew would hurt you. He brought your dad. So Iâve kept them trapped in this very house, in a room you couldnât see, to keep you safe. But now theyâre free. And they want revenge.â Just as he finished Wing aww two people walk in. Darkdoom, and his father, armed with a gun. Pointed right at him.
Otto Weasel raised his arm at Cypher. Mother Gothel started towards him then stopped âOtto Weasel, you know what will happen if you hurt gods son in lawâ
âI do. And I donât care. If Anyone hurts wing I will stop at nothing to get my revenge. His love is worth more than the lives of anyone in this planet and I will fuck your up if you hurt himâ Wing felt himself blush, but was unable to move. He still couldnât move when he saw his fatherâs hand squeeze the trigger. He couldnât move as he saw the bullet flying at him. But he could move to look down to see red stains on his white shirt.
Otto Weasel screamed a bloodcurdling scream. The ground shook as Wing fell to the floor, helpless as the world started to burn, flames pouring from Otto Weaselâs hand, heading towards Cypher. Wing felt Otto Weasel fall next to him and cradle his face, as a portal of fire and screams opened up next to him. Mother Gothels last words came âhell is your home now Otto Weasel but I shall share it with youâ with that she lunged at cypher and threw his gun at Wing.
Otto Weaselâs beautiful voice, dampened by the curse of sadness reached his ears âWing you know what will happen if you do thisâ he said, as wing drowsily turned the gun upon the man who used to be his father. âI know, my loveâ he said, finger on the trigger, and he quietly gasped as he felt Otto Weaselâs hand cover his for the last time on Earth. âOtto Weasel I-â
âI know what Iâm doing Wing. Of course I will go out with you. You are my entire world. Where you go, I go. And if that is hell, then j will gladly accept my fate, as long as you are there with meâ
Together they pulled the trigger and watched as Cypher fell. The portal came closer as wing felt the world fading away, his loveâs face getting farther and farther away. The red of hellfire matching the red of Otto Weaselâs blush, and Wing knew that existence without Otto Weasel was a fate worse than death.
But when Wing woke up, he was bathed in blue light, so alone in the void that is eternity.
And when Otto Weasel woke up, bathed in red light, he knew it was all for nothing. Wing was gone and he was alone, so alone in the void that is eternity.