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this man is so gender
The amount of gender envy this man gives me
Glatt: Welcome to McDonald's. Do you want a fucking beesechurger
Ghostbur: please, i just want to see friend again
Glatt: CHICKEN NUNNGETS
learning that schlatt speedruns mario kart was not on my list of things that i wanted nor needed to know.
schlatt ?? being soft ??? | jschlatt
THANK U ANON FOR REQUESTING <3
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you knocked softly on the door of schlatts streaming room as you heard him say something to charlie and travis. he paused the conversation and yelled for you to come in. you opened the door with the plate of dinner in your hands, setting it down at the desk in front of him.
âoh is that y/n?â you heard charlie ask from schlatts headphones. âtell her i said hi.â
âme too.â travis perked up.
you smiled. âhi charlie and hi travis.â you then looked to schlatt. âi made dinner. i wanted you to eat it before it got all cold.â you said softly. schlatt smiled at you.
âits fine,â he said quietly. âthank you for the food, it looks great. is everything okay out there? iâll be there in a second.â
âyeah everythings fine.â you schlatt a nod. he grabbed the fork and leaned up to press a kiss to your cheek before muttering out a soft âi love youâ. you responded and walked out the door. schlatt turned back to his computer, ready to engage in the conversation they were having before you walked in.
âschlatt, my chat heard you being all soft for y/n and now theyre calling you a simp.â travis laughed and made his minecraft character jump. schlatt supressed a laugh.
âim not a fucking simp.â
âokay you may not be a simp but the way you get all soft with y/n is adorable.â charlie laughed. schlatt pulled out his sword and started hitting charlies character in response.
âi fucking hate you guys.â

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smp members as things that i found funny enough to put into a quote book
tommy - "haha women poggers, am i right?"
dream - "imagine being homeless, could never be me *nervous laughter*"
"what does the dyslexic font look like?"
tubbo - "words but like,,, words"
jschlatt - "TURN OFF FALL OUT BOY IM DOING A SPEECH!!!"
technoblade - "i was crying on the kitchen floor, then took political allignenmt quizzes at 3am. as one does on a Friday night"
wilbur soot - "DROP YOUR KIN LIST BOJO!!"
eret - "i wear sunglasses to hide the tears of depression"
ranboo - "goddamnit, curse my amnesia... or maybe it's dementia?"
fundy - "fuck it. moose furry" *proceeds to spam me with photos of moose furries*
quackity - "fuck it. im dropping out of school to sell the good good"
phil - "jesus christ hanging out with you guys makes me feel like a single mother with fifty feral kids"
will graham cutting his finger and pouring his blood in hannibal's wine....... while maintaining eye contact.... and then hannibal drinking the wine... and then walking up to will and putting his finger in his mouth .....
âAs a teenager, Pink Floydâs âDark Side of the Moonâ with lots of saxophone was my favorite plate.â - MM
First record bought: âPink Floydâs Dark Side of the Moon. I wasnât into music at all, and all of sudden I heard that masterpiece. I was 15 years old and thinking, âWow, this is me!ââ
- What do you like to hum to yourself? MM: âPink Floyd â The Great Gig In The Sky.â
Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky (2009) | dir. Jan Kounen

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Hannibal Lecter + murder suit
me: omg Iâm so shy like đĽşđĽş
the fics i read:
Summer dress- Polar oneshot
Duncan Vizla/Reader- Smut level midnight- including daddy kink, slight humiliation and praise kink, mild spanking. Based on the amazing prompt below, I couldnât resist!Â
johnwickthirstclub said:Iâm not the anon who asked for more Duncan but Iâll gladly send a prompt for them 𤊠consider: wearing a thin sundress around the house (the kind that is too easy to take off) and just gently teasing him, giving him little pecks on his cheek while heâs cooking, stroking his forearm, commenting on how big his hands are next to yoursâwhatever. Until finally he snaps and takes you to bed. Preferably w lots of daddy kink!!Â
The sun through the cabin windows soaks your skin, makes you feel drowsy yet restless at the same time. Youâre missing something you canât name, and if youâre suffering youâre determined to take Duncan down with you.
You find him in the kitchen preparing a salad, the day being too hot for much more. Slipping off your shoes you approach him from behind, a game you like to play, trying to outwit the assassin. You can almost hear him rolling his eyes as he addresses you, back still turned away over his chopping board.âYou forgot to memorise the creaky floorboards..â
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Do you think red is his colour? It seems itâs at least ONE of his colours.
This analysis goes out to my three followers. You know who you are â¨
Warning: spoilers obviously.
Anyway, I was just lying in bed trying to sleep, when I began thinking about Hannibal and Willâs intimate interactions. Mostly, their little hugs. You may have noticed that Hannibal does a thing where he puts his hand on the back of Willâs neck and/or his upper back. Exhibit a:
One thing to note is that a majority of the time, Hannibal doesnât initiate this sort of thing. He did this time though, in one way or another. The way it started was him putting his hand on Willâs cheek. This distracted Will enough that Hannibal could stab him. Once he stabbed Will, Will fell into him and dropped his gun, Hannibal then embraced him in a hug. Hannibal shows how much he cares in actions much more than words. He could never outright say he loves Will to his face, save for elaborate metaphors (canât think of an example lol but I know I had one in mind when I originally wrote this), comparisons (where he compared his and Willâs story to that of Achilles and ďżźďżźPatroclus) and public declarations of love (like the heart in Florence or the judge after the trial). He says he loves him by the way he touches him, and I feel that in this way he canât control himself.
I believe Hannibal has never felt any real connection to a sexual/romantic partner, friend, family member etc. This makes it very easy to tell when heâs doing something romantic, comforting or loving, because he simply canât help it or if heâs using it as a weapon.
Hereâs an example of him using tender touches to Will as a weapon:
Here he puts his hand on Will to establish trust. I trust you with the information that Abigail killed Nicholas Boyle and I trust you to keep it a secret that I helped her dispose of his body.
He also weaponises his charm in the form of manipulation as he does this. He tells Will that they are her fathers now and they must do better than Garrett Jacob Hobbs, and that means protecting her from doing jail time which was made impossibly worse by the fact that they hid the body and told no one what they did. If Will took more than a second to think about why he would hide this before falling into Hannibalâs beautiful lies, heâd realise that fatherly instinct be damned, any normal person would have told the feds (assuming Hannibal was telling the truth that Nick attacked them-he isnât though) that it was self defence and his (Nickâs) intention was to kill them. Instead he manages to convince both Will and Abigail that no one would believe her (even with Hannibal as a whiteness) that it was self defence and she would be put away. I believe he tells Will that heâd be âmurdering Abigailâs future,â if he turned this in, which is a very manipulative way of driving home his point. But âruining Abigailâs futureâ was too chill for him I guess.
Next we have when Will was shot:
The way Hannibal touches him was so unnecessary. Hannibal doesnât initiate romantic contact, but when it happens with Will, he canât help himself but to lean into it, to embrace it and enjoy the moment. Hannibal doesnât like touching people enough to initiate physical contact, but the second itâs happening, he leans into it completely and loses himself to the feeling for a short amount of time. He likes how it feels.
Hannibal has two modes when it comes to caring contact, 1. Manipulation, 2. Desperation.
When Hannibal leans into these feelings with Will that he usually neglects and buries, itâs always pure, raw and honest. And he canât help the honesty.
I honestly believe that Hannibal has never felt any real love or compassion for any other human being in his life, so now that he has Will and he feels these feelings for Will that heâs never had the opportunity to feel before, he canât let Will go. Any touch he gets he savours, and he does so without thinking and he does so without control.
Imagine never feeling like youâve ever loved anyone or cared for anyone before, and suddenly someone makes you feel not only that, but makes you feel comfortable. Suddenly you have somebody that makes you feel like you want to be close to them. Hannibal finally found something in Will that made him feel compassion for somebody, ANYBODY. Will is special, and so is Hannibal, because Will canât give Hannibal up and Hannibal canât give Will up.
Thereâs also a moment where I believe that Hannibal is so overcome by joy and celebration at the way Will is turning out that he couldnât help but touch him.
Will had just went to pull the trigger when Hannibal stopped him.
The point was that Will had every intention to kill the man and he really wanted to, he tried but the man was spared by Hannibal. Hannibal canât contain his pride, and then he tells Will that âwith all my knowledge and intrusion, I could never entirely predict you. I can feed the caterpillar, and I can whisper into the chrysalis, but what hatches follows itâs own nature and is beyond me.â Basically saying that Will is growing into something beautiful. And to compare him to a butterfly is actually pretty sweet. Butterflyâs are majestic, beautiful, heâs saying that he adores Will basically lol.
Also the completely over the top, romantic way he checked Willâs temperature.
In conclusion, Hannibal doesnât say âI love youâ when he says I love you. He just doesnât touch anyone else like this. Sure, Alana, but you canât tell me you watched that and thought âthis looks like a genuine, loving relationship. Heâs not just using her to get at everyone, manipulate the situation and make Will jealous. (And of course the reason the entire relationship was created, just for the sex scene when it kinda looks like they all, and more specifically Will and Hannibal, were fucking.)â