All Men Are Cremated Equal

hes so hot i want to kill him

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

More characters ending disabled and happy NOW

[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure

The thing is sometimes you really do have to chuckle darkly

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

im so hungry i could eat a meal

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn