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love ignoring things ‘have you seen this terrible show’ no im the ignorer ‘can you believe what that company tweeted yesterday’ i am the ignorer

my body is a vessel for the bit

opening my followers every day and blocking the pornbots like a humble farmer pulling weeds from the vegetable garden. wiping my brow of sweat at my labours in the sweltering sun

fucking hate thar when you go to uni you have to actually do and turn in work like some kind of seventh grader. you should be able to just listen to the lecture & vibe

oh man i gotta pee so bad they must have laced this drink with glass of water

My hungry ass couldn’t be an archaeologist

Trampolines are so fucking stupid like ooh look at me I can jump high. Worthless creation

movie theatres are like if platos cave slayed