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𝐆𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐖𝐇𝐎'𝐒 𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐊 ! ( . . . i guess wallace . ) 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐆𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 !
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… DEAR READER, AN AMENDMENT TO THE ABOVE : you have now pried apart the following pages of scott pilgrim vs the world, with probably a little more force than you should have exerted. in reading the next few pages, you have agreed to the following terms and conditions :
1. ANY AND ALL NARRATIVE SWEETNESS MUST BE EXCUSED. 2. ANY AND ALL OF SCOTT PILGRIM’S TEARS MUST NEVER BE TALKED ABOUT EVER AGAIN. 3. ANY AND ALL OF WALLACE’S GENTLENESS MUST BE TREATED WITH A LIGHT HAND, LIKE YOU WOULD A WILD ANIMAL.
‘ fine. no page skipping. pizza woulds good. can we get whatever topping i want? because i’m broken inside now? ’ he scrunches his nose up and tries to court his features into something that looks pleading, but he’s too teary eyed for the look to be anything but pitiful. WELL, SCOTT COULD USE THE PITY RIGHT NOW. ‘ uh. thanks for being here, too, or whatever. ’
* DEAR READER, AS A POST - SCRIPT : sorry about that. from here out, we’ll keep tabs on our quality - control team. ( and don’t worry about following those terms & conditions to a T — it’s not a legally binding contract. we know, we’ll get on our legal team’s case just as soon as well. EVERYONE’S SLACKING LATELY, and there’s really no excuse for it, either. ) feel free to consider the following :
1. PLEASE EXCUSE THE NARRATIVE SWEETNESS. i know we just said you didn’t have to follow the T + C here, but we’d sure appreciate this one.
2. STORING THE MEMORIES OF SCOTT’S TEARS + PRESENTLY PATHETIC DISPLAY IS KIND OF A DICK MOVE, BUT WE WOULDN’T FAULT YOU FOR DOING SO. it’s pretty decent material to keep on hand.
3. RATHER, ANY AND ALL OF WALLACE’S GENTLENESS SHOULD LIKELY BE TAKEN WITH A GRAIN OF SALT. NOT TO IMPLY HE ISN’T SO GOOD - HEARTED ( and good looking! ) IN GENERAL ; SCOTT IS MERELY A SPECIAL CASE. c’mon, you made it this far ; you have to know this by now.
SELF - SATISFIED with the minor victory, wallace still offers a half - smile. warm, caring. IT’S THE LEAST HE CAN OFFER. ‘ fine. sure — within reason. ’ for scott’s sake, wallace will choose to regard the look as intended … but it’s hard to disregard the pity, and pity is what he’ll get — wallace - wells - as - best - friend - brand, rather than wallace - wells - as - typical - bitch - brand. savor it while you can. phone is pulled out from his pocket, poised to call, but he can’t help roll his eyes anyway. OR WHATEVER is right. ‘ c’mon buddy — it’s what i’m here for. ’ well — that cliche was more a little more on the nose than intended.
guaranteed you thought you saw the last of me
scott’s chin meets the top of his knees, arms winding around them as if in an attempt to keep his body held together ( ANATOMY 101 : split this body apart with the ancient slice of bitter fingertips and notice the cotton - stuffing alive in his chest, teddy bear heart scented with banana and coloured in wallace’s familiar rainbow stripes )*. scott holds the eraser and rubs it over the comic pages showing his face, puppy dog mouth turned down and cheeks flushed, trying to rid this story of his tears. it doesn’t work. turns out it hurts to rub your own face with an eraser … at least the tears might be for two things now.
* AUTHOR’S ADDENDUM : this description might be a little overly romantic for our dearly beloved scott pilgrim, but we ask the reader to forgive any darkly sweet purple prose from the narrative … scott is heartbroken, after all, and cannot be held wholly responsible for the contents of these pages.
‘ can we just maybe skip a few pages? get to the part where i’m happy again? and maybe we’ve ordered some pizza and we’re eating pizza and … things don’t majorly suck? that’d help. if we could do that. can we do that? please? ‘
OH NO. the narration is getting poetic, and we’re thinking of scott in metaphors, in sickly - sweet words of melancholy heartbreak and the bittersweet pain of healing … forgive the reconstruction of the narrative + prose here, it should only take a moment to re - calibrate!
scott may grip the eraser, and if that’s so, then wallace brushes away the crumbs left behind, whisking the tears away as well. his hand gently pats at scott’s leg, a gesture of comfort, a gesture of companionship. it’s a little softer than wallace would typically extend, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measured. and scott was clearly desperate.
‘ well, no, we can’t just skip some pages*. but, tell you what, i can order pizza, and we can just — watch a movie, or something, and we’ll work through all this together, yeah? that sound more do - able? ’
* DEAR READER : we would like to apologize if the next few pages of your issue are a little stuck together. there may have been a little problem with glue when printing this edition. just gently pull them apart and be careful not to rip anything!
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WHAT DID SCOTT PILGRIM WANT? CHECK OUT THESE HANDY CLUES BELOW TO HELP MAKE YOUR DECISION!
> ONE CLASSIC SCOTT - PILGRIMY - POUTY FACE [ often connoting that they were out of chips oooooooor that something had gone grievously wrong in the past twenty minutes ]. > ARMS CROSSED OVER CHEST, BREATHING A LITTLE TOO QUICKLY [ if he starts crying, let’s all promise to never mention it to anyone ]. > THOUGHT BUBBLES ALL AROUND HIS HEAD LIKE LEFTOVER PARTY BALLOONS, BECAUSE THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT TO THINK ABOUT [ have you guessed what he wants yet? ].
‘ dunno. ’ words are half - mumbled and framed by his head dropping towards his own chest, a soft sniffle giving away the impeding storm : he was upset. easy to define, simple to understand, and the worst thing in the world. a shaky breath slipped free from his mouth, shoulders trembling a little from effort. ‘ can you just sit with me for a little while? ’
if you guessed a little mourning time and wallace’s attention, you’d be correct! collect your free copy of ISSUE THREE : SCOTT PILGRIM VS HEARTBREAK as a reward!
LET’S REVIEW TOGETHER, SHALL WE, READER? everyone get out your handy - dandy NOTEBOOK, and let’s get comfortable in our THINKING CHAIR! ( what, the blues clues reference too on the nose? )
CLUE ONE : SCOTT’S POUTING. granted, this isn’t necessarily a very striking clue … it’s kind of just his natural face. but it’s cute when it’s neutral, and almost heart - breaking when it’s not. definitely heart - breaking now.
CLUE TWO : SCOTT’S BREATHING. well. when you put it like that, it almost makes it sound like the fact that he’s breathing at all is the issue ; no, it’s the way that he sounds like he just got jump - scared by his game boy rather than let it die in his grip.
CLUE THREE : SCOTT’S HEAD IS EMPTY. okay, okay, there’s a clear joke to be made here. we’re not gonna make it, but if YOU want to think about it, you’re more than welcome to. the issue here wasn’t that scott had an empty head, but that there weren’t a million thoughts running through it right now.
DID YOU FIGURE OUT SCOTT’S CLUES? ... WALLACE’S GUESS : scott needs a friend.
wallace pretends he doesn’t hear the sniffling. it’s easier that way, easier if you ignore the little written indication of it down at scott’s end of the couch. he doesn’t care : and he hopes that scott knows that wallace doesn’t care. still, he can tell scott doesn’t want him to draw attention to it. ‘ sure, guy. i’ll hang out here as long as you want. wanna talk about something else? ’

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QUESTION TIME, DEAR READERS! HOW HOT WAS WALLACE WELLS?
A. SCOTT HAD GONE THROUGH SEVERAL QUESTIONING PHASES AFTER SEEING A SLITHER OF SKIN PEEKING OUT FROM BENEATH WALLACE’S SHIRT ONE MORNING. B. YOU COULD FRY AN EGG ON WALLACE’S FACE. C. 1000000000/10. D. HEH. D. ALL OF THE ABOVE.
‘ i’m a solid seven. or a six. i’m on the precipice, no doubt. stephen even said i was reluctantly cute. which has to count for something. ’ the answer was a solid d, of course : sometimes his daydreams were doodled with little pictures of wallace across the pages, a hand in his pants and a pant on his lips. ‘ don’t call me pilgrim, that’s such a name nickname. you should call me something cool … i can’t think of anything right now, but i’ll get back to you. ’ scott pilgrim is stalling for time! question time, round two : can you think of why scott doesn’t wanna answer a question about how hot wallace is?
‘ i don’t have puppy dog eyes! this is just my expression! this is literally just how i look. and, for your information, it’s my fourth. wait. that’s what you said. crap. ’
DID YOU GUESS CORRECTLY? wallace tried to fill in the blank, but ran out of spaces for his zeroes. ( the more keenly observant readers will notice that A and B carried no numerical value, and therefore, were not valid answers … wallace appreciated the write - ins, however. a nice little GOOD FOR ME! good for wallace, indeed. he deserved a little praise now and again, especially for how much he strives to do that for scott … right? )
ALL THIS TO SAY : YES, D was the correct answer. gold star.
‘ well, don’t sell yourself SHORT. i think we could put you at a solid NINE, maybe a NINE AND A HALF on a really good day. ’ a pat to his arm, just below the shoulder … well, he’s no athlete, but the soft arms still had some charm to them. ( was it the arms that were attractive or was it SCOTT? … well. that’s a question to unpack another time. scott’s cute and all, but now he’s just got himself all wrapped up in another moral dilemma. HUH. and before you ask : no, he hasn’t had that much to drink yet. ) ‘ get that self - confidence up and you’ll get past a TEN, y’know. SPEAKING OF TENS … you didn’t give me a number yet. ’ wallace can’t help the smile that plays on his lips then : ‘ so — DON’T CALL YOU BY YOUR NAME, got it. ’
in technicolor, wallace’s grin shines whiter and brighter than in the typical black - and white. HERE’S HOPING YOU GOT A COLORED COPY! ‘ and your expression is PUPPY DOG EYES. pouty. it fits you, y’know. and the whole booze blush you’ve got going for you doesn’t hurt either. ’
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NEW PANEL : forget wallace breezing through scott’s apartment like he was claiming ownership of the place ( his little empty apartment that still managed to overrun with stacks of papers and sad - sack receipts wafting in the vague breeze ). he’s curled into the back of the couch, fingers moulded to the shape of his game - boy : he barely moves when wallace flops down, just manages to retract his legs before he’s crushed*. ‘ can you not call it a threesome bender? ’ scott untucks his head from his arm to mumble in frustrated abstraction [ WALLACE AND SCOTT’S FRIENDSHIP : there’s still jabbing fingers into wounds and calling it healing … with wallace patting at his leg, he doesn’t mind so much ].
‘ you know, i don’t even care. ’ sniffle, sniffle, sniffle. he twists like a dead fish, leg jiggling a little to not dislodge wallace’s hand. ‘ it just sucks so hard and i’m never going to find love. but i don’t even care. ’
* ANNOTATION! this is scott in mourning, summer ease replaced with the vague threat of sniffles … he’s not gonna cry! just get really, really invested in not looking at wallace or anyone or anything and he’s so tired ( he’s so tired! ).
WALLACE WELLS WAS NOT CALLED TO SUGAR - COAT ANYTHING. a bitch through - and - through, wallace was scott’s reality - check. there was time for comfort — a simple flashback : phone call from she - who - will - not - be - named ... helping scott move in to his own place ... this was one one of those times. this was wallace, and his determination to help scott keep moving.
AN IMPORTANT DISTINCTION : KEEP MOVING. not necessarily ‘ move on. ’ scott’s stuck in a rut, slowly searing an indent into the couch, and before wallace knows it — he’ll come back to see his best friend a statue, frozen in place in this empty apartment, never to move again. ... what? scott’s not the only one that can be over - dramatic when need be!
‘ you don’t care? ’ wallace echoes back his words as if in an attempt to make scott hear himself. ‘ okay. ’ ( AUTHOR’S NOTE : ensure that you have read the preceding in a neutral, NOT SARCASTIC tone. sarcasm will ENTIRELY mess up the flow of their conversation. and you’ll make wallace sad. you don’t want to make wallace sad, right? ) ‘ then neither do i. you tell me what you want. ’ huh. some choose - your - own - adventure, alright.
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SECOND PANEL : … wait, wait, wait. let’s scratch the panels and the speech bubbles and the inside jokes tucked away neatly in the guttering ( scott pilgrim vs his comic book life rendered in terms that felt a little too real : wallace and his open arms, scott and the pillow - that - was - totally - his ). ‘ i went shopping with abel yesterday and she said that layers made me look frumpy. fine, fine, she didn’t say frumpy … but she gave me a look that, like, totally implied i looked frumpy. ALSO, I DON’T HAVE THE MONEY FOR LAYERS! unless you have some shirts you wanna hand over. do you think i could pull off one of kim’s? ’
wallace sighs at him*. but he plays the eight - bit hero regardless and opens his arms to scott, who promptly dives into his arms. a little overager? that wasn’t anybody’s business. his nose presses against wallace’s shoulder, hands reaching up to press against wallace’s abs. abs? a little over - generous there. OBJECTIVE : act totally normal when cuddling your dude - bro - male best friend. ‘ you’re so hot. ’ NEXT PANEL, NEXT PANEL : abort. ‘ … like, temperature - wise. hey. hey! my paycheck should be here in, like, a week … so it’s gonna be fine. we’re gonna be fine, probably. unless some kind of aliens come and kidnap us and force us to be part of their space circus. which is so unlikely. ’
* SCOTT PILGRIM’S TRANSLATION : you’d look tooooootally cute in anything, scott [ this is a completely unbiased translation and authorized by the committee dedicated to keeping scott’s ego in tact ]. ** SCOTT PILGRIM’S ANSWER : circus music! scott has absolutely no idea what wallace’s work schedule looks like. *** SCOTT PILGRIM’S TRANSLATION : we are so totally entirely fucked.
PANELS AND 2D ARTWORK CANNOT CONVEY THE WARMTH OF THE CURRENT SCENE. feel free to interpret warmth in whatever way you’d like, dear reader :
A. the fondness in the embrace — a smile playing on wallace’s lips, and the laugh that would’ve escaped was he not so sleepy at present. as such, laughter only presents itself in gentle breaths, and the rise and fall of shoulders, a tense stomach. no real sound.
B. the blanket pulled over both men, heat shared between them as wallace wraps scott up in his arm. scott may have half a foot on him, but playing the big spoon was a role that wallace acted well, letting scott mold to the curves of his body, even when chilly nose and frozen hands make contact against warm, bare skin, prompting a jump.
C. the heat that’s no doubt spreading across scott’s face as he fumbles with his words — you’re so hot. yet another moment to pull a laugh from wallace ... it’s typically the other way around, wallace shamelessly flirting with his roommate - best friend, watching the other sputter a response. now scott’s doing his work for him too.
a mental image is conjured : scott, pictured in kim’s clothing. what should be a t-shirt down to her hips would be barely longer than a crop top on scott’s lanky body. heh. the same would probably go for wallace’s clothes as well, wouldn’t it? ‘ you absolutely could not pull off kim’s style. i’ll lend you one of my sweaters one of these days. ’ so the imagine is amusing. sue him. ‘ if abel was gonna call you frumpy, i doubt it’s the layers, and more the dorky hat. ’ tease is delivered with a smile against younger man’s hair.
wallace shifts slightly, getting more comfortable, letting scott settle better against him, pulling him a little closer so his arm can rest comfortably. kind of like holding a teddy bear tight at night. just ... more scott - shaped. might be strange having a scott - teddy - bear. WOULD DEFINITELY BE. no nightmares about this, please. he rolls his eyes, before finally letting them close, head nestled gently against the pillow. ‘ yeah, yeah. and we’ll call on you to pull on the samus power - suit, to save the day, right? you’ll be a fine hero, scotty. ’
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AN ATTACK? wallace rests a hand against his shoulder ( quick, take out his ankles before he makes an attack! ). but the comfort seems ripe with comfort, a surprising enough move from the other that scott allows it … jeez, is he really looking that torn up about all this?* ‘ yeah, i guess, if you’re into attractive guys. but not everyone is, okay? it’s a matter of taste, wallace, so i’d rate him as a six. maybe a five. a five, totally, actually, you could do way better. probably. ’
scott bounces up to his full height! ( SIDE QUEST : GAIN POSSIBLE COMPLIMENT? … cue tail wagging! ). ‘ his pout is totally less pout - y than mine. mine is extreme … hey. no! i’ve only, had, like two beers. three? you usually keep count for me. ’
* AUTHOR’S ADDENDUM! check out issues [ scott gets rejected by every girl here after talking to only one ] and [ scott’s game - boy wasn’t even turning on anymore ] to find out why scott is whining like a kicked puppy.
even if only for A SINGLE FRAME, wallace can feel scott tense up under his touch. ( he’s not afraid of the potential lash out that scott might attempt. it’s chi vs. long, lanky limbs. he’s got the clear advantage here. and there’s no way he’ll spill his drink. ) there goes scott’s short - lived opponent, a loss that wallace isn’t exactly all that broken up over, either. wallace’s immediate response is laughter, light and playful : ‘ so ... i should be looking at unattractive guys, instead? ’
attention is turned from one handsome man to another, and wallace’s eyes scale up to scott — now standing perfectly tall. cute. and annoying ; now he’s gonna have to stare up for the rest of the conversation. ‘ okay, if we’re calling him a SIX ... A FIVE, where does that set you, pilgrim? BETTER YET, ’ stroke my ego, instead! ‘ your standards : what am i? ’ ( are you playing along at home? feel free to fill in your guess along with wallace : _______ / 10 ! )
a pause. ‘ well, i think i saw two, but judging by the puppy dog eyes and pouty lips ... i’ll go with that being your fourth right now. sound about right? ’
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SCOTT PILGRIM GETS LAID! join us in the issue below for further details ( issue being the wrong word, duh, because all was smooooooooth sailing in scott - land … scotland? fuck … PILGRIM - LAND ). legs and hips and wallace, splayed out in front of him*. ‘ dude, woah**. ’ woah, indeed. like, turn your woah machine up to a million, and that’s what scott is going through right now : wallace’s thigh nudges against his hip, the silent get on with it spurring him forward.
* SCOTT PILGRIM IS ONE WHIPPED SON OF A BITCH. ** SCOTT PILGRIM IS ONE WHIPPED SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!
gently, stumbling over himself, he takes wallace’s hips into his hands. it’s with a soft press that he fucks into the other, thought bubbles popping around his head into heart shaped little love notes. he settles deep, whimpering groan pressing light against wallace’s shoulder. fuck, fuck, fuck ( DO NOT COME RIGHT NOW, SCOTT, DO NOT ). his hips pull back enough to drag his cock from wallace’s hole, rabbit - soft noises still falling from his lips as he presses back in, a slow rhythm of bodies moving in tandem. and then, swift as the axe against his neck, talk dirty to me. VOLUME SIX : SCOTT PILGRIM IS ONE WHIPPED SON OF A BITCH. ‘ oh, cool, yeah, uh, uh, uh … you’re so tight, like so tight. like when you lose a penny behind couch cushions? it’s like … your ass is those couch cushions. because it’s tight … and soft! ’
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WALLACE WELLS GETS LAID! a companion piece to SCOTT PILGRIM GETS LAID! ( 18 + ONLY for this issue! ) please refer to the scott pilgrim edition to see how they ended up here.
scott’s cute. that’s not a question up for debate. their levels of experience is most painfully obvious in moments like this : scott pressed into wallace, wallace’s legs around scott’s waist. there’s a giggle that escapes wallace’s lips, unable to be bitten back by the grin plastered on. ( there’s something ... special about being with scott. no pressure to be hot, or sexy — and yet, even behind the laughter, and awkward comparisons, it still is. maybe that’s just scott ... cool. )
wallace responds between heavy breaths, punctuated by formless sounds that don’t quite cross into the territory of whimpers or moans, but if scott would pick up the pace — they very well could be. ‘ the last thing ... the last thing i expected, ’ a gentle groan, and wallace’s arm rises, hand cupping the back of scott’s head, fingers entangled in the messy mop of hair, ‘ was to have you call my ass ... a couch. ’ wallace’s hand pulls scott down, pulls him closer, deeper, pressing a kiss to rosy lips. ‘ we have got to work on that ... ’

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Though Wallace’s tone is civil enough, Stephen’s pretty sure his friend’s roommate must have already answered all these questions from Scott. And if Scott was anything like he was with everyone else as he was Wallace, then he’d probably already asked him many times. Digits find a single strand, a white worm of thread sticking it’s angry little head out on the cuff off his jeans. The guitarist decides to tug a little, coaxing the little creature’s body just to grow as he’s listening to the dark haired man speak. really liked the third thing—-
+1 self esteem !! :)
The ego’s capsules had been running low of late. With everything going on with the band, with the album, with Julie, with Joseph. Those tiny little containers had been very fragile, and dangerously empty. But as cheeks flushed pink under the grizzle of auburn beard, a little green heart sparks its way above his head. He grasps for it quickly, feverish hands bashful as it glows it’s little jade hue across the space of the shoebox of a room. How EMBARRASSING. It had been so long since Stephen had been complimented that he’d quite forgotten what the whole procedure was meant to be. With a cough, as if that would cover up the awkwardness of it all, he smuggles the offending item into his jacket pocket, bashful smile forcing eyes closed tight.
-1 self respect !! :(
“Oh! Uhh.. Gasoline Eyes! Yeah, that’s a new one.” Stephen manages to get his words out, but leaves a pit of emptiness in their wake.
And now it’s quiet again. And he looks back at his trousers.
The sound of the shower continues it’s dreary and painfully long soundtrack, accompanied by what sounds like the gargled humming or singing of Scott, with its broken melody intruding into the panel .
A glance back to Wallace and he’s reading the newspaper again. Why was it so uncomfortable here? Surprisingly it wasn’t the fact he was sat on Wallace and Scott’s bed– god knows what had happened in this or on this mattress. ( Nope !! Not something he wants to flashback to.) Was it Stephen? Was it Wallace? Why? Wallace had never made him uncomfortable before. He didn’t now. Did he?
Another glance back over. Say something else. Stephen tries to whistle, but he manages two notes before he feels Wallace’s eyes back on him. He meets the look with another smile.
“Anything…. good in the paper? Oh– anything about Envy’s solo thing?”
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( ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED : 💚 — STEPHEN STILLS. ) the snort that follows from behind his paper is near - silent, but wallace can’t fight the smug grin that spreads across his face. pressing into the margins, a thought bubble : { WALLACE WELLS PRO - TIP: flattery. it’ll get you everywhere! } though wallace watches all of stephen’s exploits play out before him — relationship meter probably LEVELING - UP as he speaks — at the very least, there’s no condescension in his gaze. nothing but amusement, really. maybe even fondness. was that too much?
far more a people - person than most of his friends ... well. than most of the friends kept in scott’s company — meaning wallace’s company — it isn’t difficult for wallace to pick up on the way his simple compliment left the guitarist flustered.
+ 1 self - esteem! + 1 ego - boost! + 1 friendship!
( plus one friendship, RIGHT? )
‘ yeah, i feel like i would’ve remembered if i’d heard it before. it’s a good one. ’ he’s not one to lie — at least, not without a really good reason to. scott needing to escape from their apartment, envy calling to speak to either of them, stacey asking where he got his latest gossip from — and he has no real reason to now. HUH. maybe sex bob - omb was beginning to grown on him after all. ( he’ll place that on scott’s constant influence on his life. better than admitting he’s going a little soft. booooo. ) *
they settle back into silence, what wallace feels, for a moment, is comfortable. WRONG. there’s some kind of tension in the room — only made worse by the muffled shower behind the door. was there a mute button somewhere that wallace could press? there sound of newspaper crinkling as wallace turns the page is, at first, the only other sound to combat water running. it’s nice. very ... ASMR.
stephen’s question grabs his attention, eyebrow quirked behind recycled, ink - splattered pages. though he’s barely visible yet, he shakes his head pointedly in response.
‘ we don’t use her name here, ’ no, scott’s not even in the room to hear it, but some kind of loyalty to him still provokes the quick - fire response. he softens quick enough, though, before he thumbs back through the pages. ‘ uh ... let’s see. something about horses ... advice column ... hockey updates ... uhhh ... here she is. ’ a page is pulled from the center of the paper, folded over neatly, before he stretches his arm out to stephen. ‘ haven’t read it yet. almost forgot she was back in town. ’
* for those trying to keep up at home : wallace absolutely is going soft.
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SCOTT [ FRESHLY SHOWERED, 23, BUTTERING BAGELS IN THE KITCHEN ]. ‘ i’m saving up for important things! really important things. things so important that i can’t even discuss them with you … because then they’d become less important. ’ WALLACE [ TIRED, FRESHLY SCREWED, FLOPPING DOWN ON THE MATTRESS ]. the little thought bubble over wallace’s head was gonna call him pouty, but that was tooooootal bullshit. he’d just … missed his best friend.
THE APARTMENT [ WITHERING AWAY ]. the question is dull and stuck to his ribs, the quick what’s on your mind, guy? sending scott’s head into a soft bumble of noise : RECORD SCRATCH! freeze frame … wait, wrong medium. what’s the comic equivalent? uh … everything’s a little pre - frozen between the pages already. WHATEVER, freeze frame it is! a piece of bagel drops appealingly from his mouth, because scott is nothing if not versed in the art of seduction. he wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, brows inching together. ‘ nothing. total blank space up there, actually … who’s the lucky guy? ’
CORRECTIONS :
SCOTT [ FRESHLY SHOWERED, 23, EATING WALLACE’S FOOD, AND MAKING ASSUMPTIONS. ]
WALLACE [ EXHAUSTED, 25, KIND OF STARVING, STILL HASN’T GOTTEN LAID IN THE LAST 48 HOURS. ]
* NOTE: we understand if you believed scott’s narration, dear reader. JUST BE MORE CRITICAL NEXT TIME.
the part scott got right, however, was that wallace was just moments away from calling him pouty. HE’LL STILL DO IT, look in the margins! wallace can’t help but laugh, arm sinking all the more into his pillow. what a sight for sore eyes! for a moment, wallace is content to leave the conversation as - is, playing along — is it playing if the other doesn’t know it’s a game? — but he’s too tired to make up some story. ( ATTN : !! NEXT ISSUE : WALLACE’S ADVENTURES ... AN EPIC SIDE - QUEST. )
‘ yeah, that’s why you were looking for me, what, all day? suuuuure. ’ another laugh, basically a soft puff of air at this point. ‘ her name is emily. she’s a co-worker. ’ because yes, scott, you can make FRIENDS at your job! more reason to get one! ‘ guess that makes — wallace the lucky guy? ’ hah!
spots to kiss. since y’all like kissing prompts—and who wouldn’t, honestly–so have a collection of places to press your lips to. many of these work perfectly fine for platonic or familiar affection while some are a bit steamier, though what counts as what is of course naturally dependent on the muses and the context. send ‘ SPOTS TO KISS + [number] ’ to kiss my muse there, or with # for dealer’s choice. context and description allowed and encouraged. feel free to use the last option ( 57 ) to give the kiss on any fantasy or scifi body parts not listed here.
a kiss on the top of the head.
a kiss to hair.
a kiss on the forehead.
a kiss on the space between eyebrows.
a kiss on the temple.
a kiss on the cheek.
a kiss on the eyelid or the undereye.
a kiss on the nose
a kiss on the ear.
a kiss on that space where jaw connects.
a kiss on the corner of the mouth.
a kiss on the cupid’s bow.
a kiss on the lips.
a kiss on the chin.
a kiss on the jawline.
a kiss on the back of the neck.
a kiss on the underside of the jaw.
a kiss on the throat.
a kiss on the side of the neck.
a kiss on where the back of the neck turns to shoulder.
a kiss above the collarbone.
a kiss along the collarbone.
a kiss on the space between collarbones.
a kiss on the shoulder.
a kiss on the bicep.
a kiss on the forearm.
a kiss on the elbow.
a kiss on the outside of the wrist.
a kiss on the inside of the wrist.
a kiss on the back of the hand.
a kiss on the palm.
a kiss on a finger. ( which one? )
a kiss on the side of the ribs.
a kiss on the shoulder blade.
a kiss on the space between shoulder blades.
a kiss along the curve of the spine.
a kiss on the upper back.
a kiss on the lower back.
a kiss on the sternum.
a kiss on a pec / breast.
a kiss under the breast.
a kiss on where the sternum ends.
a kiss on the stomach.
a kiss on the navel.
a kiss on the hipbone.
a kiss on the ‘v’.
a kiss on the front of the thigh.
a kiss on the back of the thigh.
a kiss on the inner thigh.
a kiss on the knee.
a kiss on the calf.
a kiss on the ankle.
a kiss on the heel.
a kiss on the foot.
a kiss on a toe.
a kiss on an nsfw body part not listed here. ( where? )
a kiss on a sfw body part not listed here. ( where? )
thetalxnt.
closed starter // @vsbtch -
He’s playing with the cuffs on his jeans. Digits fidgeting with the fabric in the boredom held in waiting. An unfamiliar scene he finds himself in. Here, riding opposite ends of the panel, sᴛᴇᴘʜᴇɴ sᴛɪʟʟs, 𝟸𝟸, sᴛᴀᴛᴜs: ᴏɴ ʜᴏʟᴅ and ᴡᴀʟʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴡᴇʟʟs, ??, sᴛᴀᴛᴜs: ʟɪᴠᴇs ʜᴇʀᴇ.
There’s nothing awkward about it, but the air still feels rather strange. Stephen’s perched on the mattress on the floor, listening to to rushing of water as Scott showers. Taking his time again. Forever uncaring that other people had places to be, things to do. No, it wasn’t apathy in Scott’s case- there wasn’t enough space in that brain of his to let apathy roll around in there. It was sheer ignorance. Sweet, sweet, (and… vanilla scented?) ignorance.
What was he even doing in there?
A glance over to the man reading the morning paper from his armchair, a glance back down to his jeans. Wallace had been in Stephen’s life, an extension of his roommate, for longer than he’d care admit— knowing he still knew very little about the other.
ᴏᴋ, ʟᴇᴛs’ ᴛʀʏ ɪᴛ ɴᴏᴡ !! ᴀ ʟɪsᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴛᴇᴘʜᴇɴ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴡᴀʟʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴡᴇʟʟs.
1. He was Scott’s roommate. 2. He was gay. 3. He comes to the shows (sometimes ) and gets too drunk (all the time). 4. He’s a margarita guy. (fruity) Oh! They met in college. (??) 5.Wallace was there in college.
Right? Yeah. Maybe?
What an embarrassing list. Who were you, uninformed soul— Scott Pilgrim?
He clears his throat a little, deciding to distill the air a bit.
“Uh… so.” Smooth. “You came to our last show, right? What did you think?”
a common misconception about extroverts is that they must always be in the presence of a crowd — they need conversation every minute possible. EXTROVERTS NEED TO RECHARGE AS WELL. and though he loves scott ... ( really, he does! ) sometimes it’s nice to get a minute to himself. to read his paper, check his texts, watch television, without the need to engage in a full - blown, incredibly involved conversation. ( and wallace never could say no to scott. his greatest weakness. ) he thinks, with scott off - screen, he might have a moment to himself, finally — or not.
AN ITEMIZED LIST! cute. it’s as distracting as the way scott sings in the shower — and tries to play it off. he can see the speech bubble poking into the panel, pilgrim — wallace is curious ... but it’s not something he’s meant to see. TROPHY LOCKED. shame. ( WHAT was going on in stephen’s mind? ) musician types always did confuse him.
oh. he’s talking to him. so much for wallace time. newspaper is lowered slightly, large brown eyes the only part of his face exposed, peering over at the man on — HIS — bed. ( NOTE : no. no joke here — those are saved EXCLUSIVELY to fluster the bassist in the bathroom. don’t get your hopes up, reader. ) ‘ the last one? ’ wallace pauses a moment. even if he was drunk for half of it, he still paid attention. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, he cares!
wallace is often blunt, yes, but he’s still got tact. he can’t stand sex bob - omb ; they’re not that good. but he’s mastered the art of criticism. START WITH A COMPLIMENT : ‘ really liked the third thing you guys played. gasoline eyes, right? was that a new one? i don’t remember hearing that one before. ’ well. he didn’t really like it, but he didn’t really hate it, and really — that in itself should be a compliment. *
* NOTE. it’s not.
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Stephen’s never talked to Wallace all that much, doesn’t know all that much about him other than the fact that he’s Scott’s gay roommate who gets drunk at their shows sometimes, but his options are pretty limited right now as to who he can talk to about this, so. He’ll take what he can get.
mock comic page of like. a missing scene that would take place sometime in i think volume 4 probably. i have Thoughts and Feelings about stephen’s journey of self-discovery ™.