wish theyd let you take a silly one during x rays

wish theyd let you take a silly one during x rays

Sorry for commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on your Facebook photo album from your baby shower

Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

It’s simple; this website fucking sucks.

I'm like if a girl had the urge to scream and break something all the time but stays quiet instead

“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well

Neked wit boots to EMPHASIZE his nekkidity... Quite frankly he is nasty.

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

Richard Nixon once called in staff to help him open an allergy-pill bottle. It was the childproof type of bottle, with instructions saying “Press down while turning.” The cap had teeth marks on it where Nixon had apparently tried to gnaw it open