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“DROP THE BASS” the orchestra member drops his instrument and knocks over all of the other musicians. the concert is ruined.

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Remember that time I was sitting in orchestra wondering if anyone’s ever fallen off the stage and then someone fELL OF F THE STASGE

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“I really like how the Saint-Saëns sounds…”

“NOPE”

“NOOOPE.”

“Maybe the Conus then?”

“Wha—”

“pls”

“You know, I didn’t ever actually want to be a music major in the first place”

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When you have 20+ measures of rest and you stop counting and listen to everyone else play

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And then you realize you don’t know how long you’ve rested and have no idea when to come in.

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and then you start frantically looking at the music of the people around you desperately seeking out some kind of cue

#basically la mer #and handel #and everything we're playing for this concert

Playing 'La Mer' in Orchestra? Make ALL the mistakes!!!

Seriously though

Why is it so hard

#zero fucks #mcclure y u pick hard music #especially when you know that people who aren't music majors won't be able to play it #even music majors can't play it #la mer #debussy

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When I get called out in orchestra and play it right

I look at the conductor like:

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what i don’t want to do right now: go anywhere.

what i have to do: go to rehearsal.

#appropriate gif is appropriate #almost TOO appropriate

Seen in Ophelia Parrish:

Hairy, shirtless violinist playing scales in a practice room with a window on the door.

#dude you DO realize there are windows on the doors here right?!#wtf is the string department here #this is why people think we're weird #music major problems

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

This is the result. And it makes me laugh every single time.

It tries to be so dramatic but it just falls flat. Love it.

samandriel

holy shit i’m in tears

#a good post

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HGIESHGIOSHDLK.

wAnt. Please?

#good god

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Amati viola made for Charles IV

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In which everyone completely loses it because Dr. McClure decides to make loud sound effects

#Dr. McClure #GOOD GOD #can we start recording him

At least the music department has a sense of humor?

#omg i can't handle this #HELP

Music History I

Dr. Rice: So for the test you need to memorize the 5 parts of the Ordinary Mass and their functions.

Student: Dr. Rice, there are 9 sections in the Ordinary: 6 sung and 3 spoken...so which 5 do we need to know?

Dr. Rice: Did you know I'm married to a woman from Venezuela and we sing in the Catholic church choir every week and she studied at a Russian conservatory and the parts of the Mass fit together like Legos.

Student: Could you give us a definition for "motet?"

Dr. Rice: Well it's a kind of music oh did you know my freshman year roommate in college went on to become Eminem's producer let me tell you about my YouTube research on rap did I mention I'm married to a woman here's my iPod let's listen to this rap.

#GODDAMN IT #but really what the FUCK is going to be on this test #motherfucking velcro shoes #yeah Rice gets his own tag now

"Hi ----,

I am glad to let you know that Filippo [The Italian] will be your accompanist for this semester. This is a 5 hour assignment for him. Best wishes for the rest of the semester!"

#Filippo the Italian #OH MY GOD HELP ME

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A Classic French Horn Joke...

A French Horn is a lot like a woman; it’s beautiful, it’s curvacious, and it’s got lots of tubes that I don’t understand.

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omg perfect

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#yes

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