Speak "friend," and enter. @allegro-con-fuoco - Tumblr Blog

This big guy lives in my town’s board of elections office

he should

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

blacknbougiee

thatfeministkilljoy

[ Image description: A Facebook post by Lateisha Dionne that reads

“Your granny’s 40,50+ plus year marriage isn’t goals to me if she had to accept non stop infidelities, struggle love, 2nd class citizenship in her home, silencing herself to survive it, seeing her man’s face in neighbourhood kids and her worth only being based off her culinary and child rearing abilities sir. These are Not goals.

Trauma bonds, a lack of resources and tradition kept many of our grandmothers with their husbands. stop shaming millennials for having the audacity to expect respect and reciprocity.”

/ end of description ]

weloveshortvideos

When mom says dinner is ready

shoothikedrinkfuck

Sweet angel no

greeneggs-an-sam

Can we all just appreciate the fact that this cutie just fell down the stairs but still immediately got up so excited like he just had a great time falling down the stairs? Like I want to handle bad things as well as this puppy does

thank-you-mrs-loopner

here it is, the most relatable onion article

neopetcemetery

someone has waited their entire career to use this headline

goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250

Scientist should say something else

piss-pirate

This guy needs a raise

therothwoman

This hero’s name is Rob Waugh

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

depressionresource

If you struggle with anxiety, overwhelm, or just plain feeling like a failure, I have a mantra for you that’s been really helping me out lately:

Just show up.

I used to skip class because the whole thing was so overwhelming: I had to get dressed in something clean even though I never had the energy to do laundry, walk to school, sit in class for up to three hours, plus pay attention, take notes, and participate in discussion. In reality, I was being a perfectionist, and life would have been a lot easier for me if I had Just Shown Up. By staying home because of my depression and anxiety, I wasn’t giving myself the chance to do any of that. I was such a perfectionist that being a “bad” or average student was unthinkable, so I stopped being a student at all.

If you’re having trouble getting something done, Just Show Up. You don’t have to be employee of the month. You don’t have to be valedictorian. Just Show Up.

cleromancy

ime it also helps to be like “you dont have to stay the whole time, you just have to go” bc most of the time once youre there it’s fine. a lot of things are like that, like… you dont have to finish the dishes, just start them. a lot of the time once you start a task it’s easier to finish than to stop, especially if you can trick yourself like “after five more minutes if i still feel bad i’ll go home” or “after washing two more dishes i can stop for today”

even if you don’t finish the task, you started it, and by completing part of it you lessened your future workload and ALSO taught your brain that things may not be as daunting as they seem

artbytesslyn

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

gloriouspraises-deactivated2015

laz-kay

“40 is good, 50 is great, 60 is fab, and 70 is fucking awesome!” ~ Helen Mirren 💪🏻

atratum

missed some greats!

yana125

I can’t believe Julie Andrews is not on this list guys.

the-evil-twin

“It’s fucking outrageous. It’s ridiculous. And ’twas ever thus. We all watched James Bond as he got more and more geriatric, and his girlfriends got younger and younger. It’s so annoying.” - Helen Mirren on the bullshit that is (sexist) ageism (source) Whenever you need a positive role model to help you remember that aging is NATURAL, aging is BEAUTIFUL, there is NOTHING WRONG with aging, and if you’re LUCKY will you live long enough to experience it – look long and hard at every single one of these these Queens. LOOK. AT. THEM.

razziecat

Go ladies!

yesiamsleepy

Might I add

Rekha

Hema Malini

Shabana Azmi

Asha Parekh

con--brio

Rita Moreno

drunkenhills

Many women have talked about how amazing life is after your 40s. Some have their happiest years in their 70s. We need to stop believing society when it tells us our lives are over when we reach 35.

everythingscomingup-silva

I’m sorry but that young Helen Mirren can GET IT

memewhore

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

ladycreep-deactivated20201127

phroyd

Thank Your Local Republican!

Phroyd

ohgodshesloose

Eat the rich

phenoniix

this is why old ppl never realize what they’re saying when they say “when i was your age i payed for my tuition all by myself” yeah well sorry susan my tuition is $35,000 a year and i make $7 an hour

ravensloane

god put me on this world and said “let this dumbass roam”

skeetskeetwithdaparakeet

We are all gods roombas that he’s let loose

30-minute-memes

rythen

The onion isnt even in the vicinity of fucking around

feministism

ashtns-deactivated20190303

HOW DO I REBLOG THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

thebibliosphere

Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

thebibliosphere

It’s not good when skilled tradesman are standing in the middle of your room pinching the bridge if their nose, is it?

thebibliosphere

Mark just referred to the wiring in our bedroom as “creative” and “interesting”.

This is fine.

thebibliosphere

And now he’s taking apart the ceiling. I’m not worried, are any of you worried? I’m not, haha, it’s not like this house was previously owned by someone who would do something stupid like try to wire their house themselves…or store tins of varnish under the furnace behind a secret alcove…

Ha ha…

Ha.

Hm.

Fuck.

thebibliosphere

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO NEUTRAL WIRES??!?

thebibliosphere

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GROUNDED INTO THE SCREWS HOLDING UP THE CEILING LIGHT???!?!!