Simply existing in Ashley Johnson’s world

Brennan is just kicking all the parents at the table in the gut right now.

Hey i'm dead is it cool if I miss the midterm

"it is a terrible thing to be singular, but it can eventually be beautiful" AROACE METAPHOR AROACE METAPHOR AROACE METAPHOR

you gonna hurl a titty at them

ashton “I don’t make friends, come on!” greymoore: *buys everyone breakfast sandwiches* *suggests a drinking game specifically so they can all get to know each other better* *buys laudna’s dead rat a tuxedo for the ball* *shouts “are you guys alright?!” at the rest of the hells* *tells orym they’ll take as long as they need so he can rest* *tries to give laudna advice after she has a bad day* *pays the 8 silver for everyone to cross spires* *puts their hammer down so orym can step up onto it and see* *runs full speed after fearne to bring her back* *buys a creepy doll they know laudna will love*

"Jump off that bridge when we get to it," classic spin on the well known halfling saying of "killed my whole family, throw you under a bridge"