Distorted Science

"It is amusing… But I could go without a good number of their stereotypes.  You know it’s those stereotypes that makes it impossible for us to go out in public without ridiculous, ugly human disguises… I suppose that does sound a little interesting though, whatever or whoever Satan is."

"It all depends on where you live. I hardly ever wear a disguise. You have to locate those special places on the world that are so messed up, they either won’t notice or won’t care you’re an alien. And Satan is one of earths biggest celebrities. If you’re lucky, you might be mistake for them. That’s always fun." Tenn didn’t bother pointing out the horns and legs that would probably get Alecai in trouble. Not for being outed as an alien, but mistaken as a demon. "I would highly recommend you research the christian religion. Know your enemy and all that jazz."    

"Interesting... It would be even more interesting to be mistaken for this "Satan"," he commented, a mischevious grin spreading across his face.  His horns twitched a bit as he shifted,  "Hmm, they have religion here? Even more interesting.... I'll surely get on that, then.  I do need to know every scrap of information on this planet if I'm going to stay here."

"I kinda like the way humans portray aliens. Its hilarious! And the first season was pretty good. They mostly just played with ghost.. but this second season… what the fuck were the writes thinking?! But whether its good or bad, I’m still grossly fascinated. I really want to see how Satan, or whatever demon has possessed the woman, reacts when they when they find out about the fucking aliens.”  

"It is amusing... But I could go without a good number of their stereotypes.  You know it's those stereotypes that makes it impossible for us to go out in public without ridiculous, ugly human disguises... I suppose that does sound a little interesting though, whatever or whoever Satan is."

Vortian Alecai was spotted by the twins!

"Unless someone is looking for a weapon builder, it looks like I’m stumped.  However, I do stick to Earth most of the time, and animals are easy to hunt there, so I just eat that… I’m fine with survival, and can purify my own water if need be," he replied, and turned his head to look to the side.  "I think I’ll be fine."

"Good plan. Most Irkens don’t dare go to earth because of the water content and that defect living there. You should be safe there… for now." Viska raises an antenna. "And you’d be surprised. A lot of people would pay good money for weapons, and many of them are people like me and my kribliss here. Mercs, Bounty Hunters, and Assassins all have a great need for new weapons… we tend to break ours a lot… heh heh!" She rubs the back of her neck and smiles in embarrassment at that fact.

"Yet I find it disheartening to think that the ones I provide weapons for may target me in the future," Alecai retorted, frowning a bit while he crossed his arms.  "I wish not to take that risk, so I’ll stick with my own plans.  As for water, it has no affect on me.  The most I must watch for is milk, and the only time I’d come across that is with human made food.  So I will avoid it."

They put their hands up. “Fair enough. We understand that fear.”

They both raise a brow and an antenna, squinting an eye at each other and grinning. They slowly turn back to Alecai. “Yes… we both know that very well. Always better to have an advantage…” they smirk.

After about a five minute walk, a large tea house came into view. The twins bicker amongst themselves while looking over a tea list once they’re seated.

Alecai sat across from the pair, folding his hands on the table. He waited for a waiter/waitress to step over and take their order.  He did hope they had human teas here. His favourite came from Earth.

Once they decided on what they wanted, they folded the menu and offered it to Alecai. “Do you wanna look over it to see what this place has?”

"No, I'm okay.  If I can't get what I want, then I'll just get whatever you guys get," he said, shrugging and waving a hand dismissively.

Vortian Alecai was spotted by the twins!

"Unless someone is looking for a weapon builder, it looks like I’m stumped.  However, I do stick to Earth most of the time, and animals are easy to hunt there, so I just eat that… I’m fine with survival, and can purify my own water if need be," he replied, and turned his head to look to the side.  "I think I’ll be fine."

"Good plan. Most Irkens don’t dare go to earth because of the water content and that defect living there. You should be safe there… for now." Viska raises an antenna. "And you’d be surprised. A lot of people would pay good money for weapons, and many of them are people like me and my kribliss here. Mercs, Bounty Hunters, and Assassins all have a great need for new weapons… we tend to break ours a lot… heh heh!" She rubs the back of her neck and smiles in embarrassment at that fact.

"Yet I find it disheartening to think that the ones I provide weapons for may target me in the future," Alecai retorted, frowning a bit while he crossed his arms.  "I wish not to take that risk, so I’ll stick with my own plans.  As for water, it has no affect on me.  The most I must watch for is milk, and the only time I’d come across that is with human made food.  So I will avoid it."

They put their hands up. “Fair enough. We understand that fear.”

They both raise a brow and an antenna, squinting an eye at each other and grinning. They slowly turn back to Alecai. “Yes… we both know that very well. Always better to have an advantage…” they smirk.

After about a five minute walk, a large tea house came into view. The twins bicker amongst themselves while looking over a tea list once they’re seated.

Alecai sat across from the pair, folding his hands on the table. He waited for a waiter/waitress to step over and take their order.  He did hope they had human teas here. His favourite came from Earth.

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Vortian Alecai was spotted by the twins!

"Unless someone is looking for a weapon builder, it looks like I’m stumped.  However, I do stick to Earth most of the time, and animals are easy to hunt there, so I just eat that… I’m fine with survival, and can purify my own water if need be," he replied, and turned his head to look to the side.  "I think I’ll be fine."

"Good plan. Most Irkens don’t dare go to earth because of the water content and that defect living there. You should be safe there… for now." Viska raises an antenna. "And you’d be surprised. A lot of people would pay good money for weapons, and many of them are people like me and my kribliss here. Mercs, Bounty Hunters, and Assassins all have a great need for new weapons… we tend to break ours a lot… heh heh!" She rubs the back of her neck and smiles in embarrassment at that fact.

"Yet I find it disheartening to think that the ones I provide weapons for may target me in the future," Alecai retorted, frowning a bit while he crossed his arms.  "I wish not to take that risk, so I’ll stick with my own plans.  As for water, it has no affect on me.  The most I must watch for is milk, and the only time I’d come across that is with human made food.  So I will avoid it."

They put their hands up. “Fair enough. We understand that fear.”

They both raise a brow and an antenna, squinting an eye at each other and grinning. They slowly turn back to Alecai. “Yes… we both know that very well. Always better to have an advantage…” they smirk.

Vortian Alecai was spotted by the twins!

"Unless someone is looking for a weapon builder, it looks like I’m stumped.  However, I do stick to Earth most of the time, and animals are easy to hunt there, so I just eat that… I’m fine with survival, and can purify my own water if need be," he replied, and turned his head to look to the side.  "I think I’ll be fine."

"Good plan. Most Irkens don’t dare go to earth because of the water content and that defect living there. You should be safe there… for now." Viska raises an antenna. "And you’d be surprised. A lot of people would pay good money for weapons, and many of them are people like me and my kribliss here. Mercs, Bounty Hunters, and Assassins all have a great need for new weapons… we tend to break ours a lot… heh heh!" She rubs the back of her neck and smiles in embarrassment at that fact.

"Yet I find it disheartening to think that the ones I provide weapons for may target me in the future," Alecai retorted, frowning a bit while he crossed his arms.  "I wish not to take that risk, so I’ll stick with my own plans.  As for water, it has no affect on me.  The most I must watch for is milk, and the only time I’d come across that is with human made food.  So I will avoid it."

They put their hands up. “Fair enough. We understand that fear.”

They both raise a brow and an antenna, squinting an eye at each other and grinning. They slowly turn back to Alecai. “Yes… we both know that very well. Always better to have an advantage…” they smirk.

Dib blinked, watching as it counted down. “Wha?…Why’s it beeping? What is it?…” He was blown back into the couch when it exploded. He laid there, his fur burnt and charred.

He coughed, peeling himself off the couch. “Wha…What was that?….What…are you?”

He frowned. “No, I don’t know what a time…bomb is…I don’t know what a regular bomb is…if that even is a thing…But…why do you want to kill me? I didn’t do anything to you.”

"Because you're weak and perfect for testing weapons on," he answered, putting his hands on his hips now.  "I'll probably be back to test more on you."

Vortian Alecai was spotted by the twins!

"Unless someone is looking for a weapon builder, it looks like I’m stumped.  However, I do stick to Earth most of the time, and animals are easy to hunt there, so I just eat that… I’m fine with survival, and can purify my own water if need be," he replied, and turned his head to look to the side.  "I think I’ll be fine."

"Good plan. Most Irkens don’t dare go to earth because of the water content and that defect living there. You should be safe there… for now." Viska raises an antenna. "And you’d be surprised. A lot of people would pay good money for weapons, and many of them are people like me and my kribliss here. Mercs, Bounty Hunters, and Assassins all have a great need for new weapons… we tend to break ours a lot… heh heh!" She rubs the back of her neck and smiles in embarrassment at that fact.

"Yet I find it disheartening to think that the ones I provide weapons for may target me in the future," Alecai retorted, frowning a bit while he crossed his arms.  "I wish not to take that risk, so I’ll stick with my own plans.  As for water, it has no affect on me.  The most I must watch for is milk, and the only time I’d come across that is with human made food.  So I will avoid it."

They put their hands up. “Fair enough. We understand that fear.”

They both raise a brow and an antenna, squinting an eye at each other and grinning. They slowly turn back to Alecai. “Yes… we both know that very well. Always better to have an advantage…” they smirk.

Dib blinked, watching as it counted down. “Wha?…Why’s it beeping? What is it?…” He was blown back into the couch when it exploded. He laid there, his fur burnt and charred.

He coughed, peeling himself off the couch. “Wha…What was that?….What…are you?”