I beg of you to do a villain vore jester fic loved the magician one you did
I am sorry it took long. It took me a long time to find out I could even get requests, then trying to think of a name and description for the jester so hopefully you like it. I tried to think of a Dick Dastardly ("Wacky Races" 1968) type cartoony villain. I'ma leave a more detailed note at the end.
TW slight digestion, same size, throwing up:
“Well aren’t they just magical”, a retort omits from behind the curtains. Jerald the Jester wasn’t too fond of the magician newcomer. He couldn’t exactly fight the ringmaster on it, since he also manages everything else around here. Anyone could fill that magician spot, so why was this act any special?
Jerald wasn’t worried about the tent making money. He was actually worried more so about how well it’s been doing since the hiring. Of course, he’d never admit to that. Still, this nagging jealousy was eating at the jester so that he couldn’t ignore it. He snuck into their personal trailer. “What’s your game?” He muttered to himself.
He figured the magician was being this big shot, signing autographs in-between acts. “Let’s see, what tropes ya got? Cards.. oh wait, these fine feathered finches, of course!” The doves were not taken out with the magician typically, partly for trick preparation and partly because they were audience avoidant. Jerald has handled animals for years around the circus, as did most of the staff. “We’re just gonna have a little disappearing trick of our own, alright little ones?” The doves stayed back in their cage, shaking in freight before the stranger just outside.
Jerald exited and tried to find his bag. He packed crackers for himself but instead crushed them into a spare cage (exotic animals of all sizes come through on their travels, wasn’t hard to find). A few pigeons flocked. He only needed two. He shooed out the rest until there was a correct number. Jerald then switched the cages and dumped white makeup on the street birds. “Not my best work but-“ before he could finish the thought, he could hear an “ah geez, I’m running late for the next act! Sorry everyone, ahh!” outside, followed by exhausted sprinting. The magician’s on their way back. Jerald grabbed the doves and hid under the trailer.
Inside the trailer, the magician’s makeup was running down their face. “Ugh, did I really use ALL of it? I don’t remember it getting this mess- focus! You’re late! We can fix it in the next act, we have to go!” They took the fake foul and rushed to the stage.
Jerald emerged and placed the doves back in their original domicile. Before going back out, he left a cracker split in half between the doves. The doves looked down, almost in disgust. “What? It’s not ‘your brand’ or somethin’? Eh, you’ll be fine.” Something compelled Jerald to nudge the pieces further to the birds so they knew it was food. He then lost interest. Why is he still here? He’s got quite the show to watch out there. As he was taking his hand out of the cage before closing it, one of the doves pecked at Jerald’s bell cufflink. Bells were on most performers but given Jerald’s comedy-driven acts, his had mini golden honking horns. “Ugh! Sorry, dang”. He closed the cage successfully and rushed out in time to see two birds not return to their presumable owner. “Oh dear, this doesn’t normally happen, folks! We do have more wonderful acts from my colleagues here!” The thing about being a comedy-type performer is simply treating failures as if it was part of your act.
As the audience left with mixed mumbling, the magician was scrambling to catch the winged creatures. “What’s gotten into you? You’re both normally so tame, maybe it’s the new setting? But we practiced, ugh.” You decide to enter. “So, you think the big man’s gonna fire ya for this here blunder?” you ask. “Wha-what? Oh, sorry, you startled me uh..Gerd?” “Jerald.” “Sorry, it’s just, they’re not like they normally are right now. They love the cage. I just.. I’ll apologize later for the act and all, I just want to make sure they’re okay.” Jerald sighed and handed the magician a cracker. “Here, I think most birds like these.” They looked puzzled. “Uh, they don’t like most brands of cookies..” “You know, they ain’t looking themselves. Maybe they’re doing a bit too much. Maybe it’s getting to them, being in such a big arena like this.” A laugh without telling a joke is a little odd. “Sorry Gerard”. “Jerald”. “Apologies. I just saw the irony. I may look calm and composed but I’ve always wanted to be this kind of performer, and here I am, messing it all up”. Even though Jerald knew he was planting these seeds of doubt, he didn’t like this. He HAD to do this, right? What if he gets replaced? While he was justifying himself, the younger performer added, “I’m going to miss your act too, if I do get fired for this. But I know you have the day off, but thank you for helping me. Maybe we can do an act together someday. Oh hey, the cookies worked! They’re calming down in the cage now. I just-“ “-hey, don’t worry about it. Tell ya what, I’ll bring back the birds and you concentrate on the rest of the night. Think ya had one final set? You may not have finished but ya bought time for yourself to get ready to get back out there.” “Yeah, you’re right! I’ll just get a water or something and look over my act one more time for any more quirks like that and-“ “Your trailer is on the left, yeah?” They didn’t realize they were rambling. “Oh, yeah. Thanks again. If there’s anything I can- did you get hurt?” They pointed to his cufflink. “Huh? Oh. Heh, I was helping someone else with their animals. You know how it is.” “Were you putting makeup on them? There’s a little powder on the wrist.” “Oh, had a donut. Look, you should get to your stuff, aight? I think I got the right trailer. Just concentrate on the night, new stuff, yeah? Good luck.”
Jerald couldn’t get out of there soon enough. He pretended to go into the trailer to release the imposter doves. “Alright, just gotta get a little water to wash off the-damn it. You know what? Forget it.” He was originally going to wash the makeup off but decided against it.
The magician walked outside the tent. The fake doves landed on a birdbath next to them. “You escaped?! Wait! I- huh?!” The powder melted down the birds to reveal not the white color of his beloved pet doves but that of the common street pigeon. Quite bizarre out of context. Given that, the magician went to check on his actual doves. They seemed to be acting normal. With the trailer closed, the magician tried to recall them as they would normally. Success. They were the right birds. After putting them back, they noticed something gold inside the cage. It was the golden cufflink. No one else in the circus had this exact pin with the honking horns on them. That doesn’t make sense because he lost it helping someone else’s animals so that shouldn’t be there unless…
Jerald was genuinely curious how the new kid was holding up after something like that. He hoped it was discourage him a little bit. He didn’t care if they made it big as a performer. He only cared that it was in his tent. He thought his innocent act was well enough to stay out in the open now instead of hiding behind a curtain, so he stood just outside the magician’s stage. “James?” “Bah! Oh, hey there, it’s still Jerold.” “Ah, yes. Uhm, may I speak with you back here?” Even though a jester has to be over-the-top, Jerald kept his cool. “Sure, sure. What’d ya need? A rig set up, checking an angle?” “A demonstration, actually”. He didn’t research what the magician was known for, so he made his way up to the stage. “Hold this, will you?” It was the endless napkin. The magician wrapped the ribbon around Jerald. He barely had any room to move. “That is.. quite a lot of handkerchief, yeah.” They had to be going somewhere with this. “Yes, there’s more to this act, don’t you worry. It’s just about to begin! You don’t have to be nervous. I’ll do all the heavy lifting from here.” They then hoisted the rope over a banister above them. The stage they were on had two curtains, one surrounding and one behind them before it showed the employees only areas in the tent. The outside curtain was starting to raise.
“Come one, come all! We have a special two for one act in the east side corner!” The ringmaster made the announcement from the loudspeakers. A crowd gathered on the two performers. “Hello one and all! I don’t normally do this trick so we’re going on the experimental side. I’m sure a lot of you remember Jerald here. Why don’t you wave- oh, that’s right.” “Yeah, looks like I got all tangled up, silly me!” He didn’t want to banter necessarily, especially unrehearsed like this, but he was about to cost the kid their job so the least he could do is literally humor them. “Oh, JerJer, how ever do you get in these situations, am I right?” As the laughter died down, the magician began again. “You remember those little rip toys like BeyBlades, Jerald? You know, you take the stick at the end and it spins the thing?” “Heh, I guess.” “All those #'90’s kids know what I am talking about. Well, let’s have fun with your predicament, shall we?” They twirled a finger around the end of the ribbon closest to Jerald’s face as a tease before pointing upwards.
“We’re gonna spin you so silly that you’ll go flying! But don’t you worry, JerJer. I’ll catch you!” Jerald scanned the room. No safety nets or anything. What are they up to? Not like he could do much to get out of here.
“Alright kids, we know how to count! Ah-1, ah-2, ah-3!” Jerald was launched as predicted, nearly kissing the top of the tent before he started to fall. They weren’t near the trapeze but he still instinctively reached for anything. He then looked below to try to figure out the trick. Their arms were spread open but they didn’t look strong enough for this. Their arms were the only thing wide open. He noticed their mouth was agape. Jerald was starting to realize how he was going to land. Oh. Oh no. And in front of all these witnesses who think it’s all an act!
The magician made sure to catch the jester head-first. His head landed straight onto their tongue, staring down a black abyss. His shoulders were being held to his sides as the magician was shoving them in. Only his goofy clown shoe legs were thrashing upon the outside world.
The first initial gulp sent the jester’s shoulders down the throat. The bells on his hat rang as his head entered the pit of their stomach. The struggles of his lower half were useless. Another swallow for the halfway mark as he was starting to curl upward in the magician’s belly. As if to taunt him, his captor squeaked his oversized shoes outside for roar of laughter that was muffled to him, before one final gulp sealed him down. “Hic! Oh, sorry, excuse me, must’ve ate something .. funny”. Jerald groaned. He could feel them walking about on stage with him inside. His figure on them was definitely visible. “But, for real, it’s so hard to find a willing partner for a stunt of that size so that’s why it was considered experimental to do. That’s actually my first time doing it. Gerard- oof.” The audience could see a bump on the magician’s stomach for a brief moment. “Oop, sorry, Jerald. I can’t seem to hold that name down for some reason. Anyways, round of applause for him and I hope you all have a good night!” It was cramped for both of them when the performer took their final bow before the curtain closed.
With all acts done, the magician made their way to their trailer. They laid on their bed in a huff. “Oof! Yeah, that’s.. that’s a.. that’s gonna be a hard act to replicate. I’m so used to them being smaller. Oh well. Oof! Ugh. I have to get used to that.” “Yeah, no duh. You straight up ate me!” “..Yeah, I noticed.” There was a silence. “So… when are you gonna, you know, let me out? Surely the ringmaster is going to look for-“ a laugh reverberated the stomach walls. “Sorry, it’s funny you say that, little jester (though I guess I can’t call you that little from the bump you have on me here)”. They tauntingly poked at him. “It was actually his idea to go through with the act. Needed to get back some of those ticket sales and reviews from before, you know?” “Yeah, but, why me specifically?” Jerald felt a slap. “What was that for?!” Jerald felt his environment move a few feet over and a small swallowing noise. “Ugh, fabric is scratchy going down.” Jerald felt something a little heavier than paper land on his hat. It made a tiny jingle. He shook his head forward and it fell in his lap. It was the missing cufflink. “How did helping the other animals go?” Jerald put two and two together now, he’s caught. “Ah, yeah. So … I might have gotten uh.. jealous.” There would have been a silence if not for the stomach growling around him. “Jealous that.. you would have taken my place here, alright?” The diaphragm pushed up the stomach walls a little below Jerald as the magician sighed. “So you just.. try to sabotage me? I just got here, too, man!” “I.. I really am sorry. I.. I really do think you have potential here. Otherwise, what would I have been jealous of?” “Thanks.” “It’s a real apology, I mean that!” Another sigh.
“You know, if I wanted for force an apology, I could.” Another groan echoed in the belly before there was a more notable rise in temperature. Jerald felt fingers pressing underneath as the magician was soothing their tummy. There was also a warm liquid rising. It was starting to bubble and sizzle uncomfortably. “Wha- what are you doing?! Hey!” He started pounding on the stomach but it barely hurt. “I said I was sorry! I know I was sorry! I-“ His confines tilted around him with a squeezing below him and a groaning above him. “Come on, come on”, the magician told themselves. They punched themselves below the stomach to help them heave. Jerald slid right out of the throat and mouth onto the trailer floor. That took so much energy that the magician had to lay down. “I.. believed you the first time. I just wanted to scare you. What you did… it was messed up. You.. better not touch my animals ever again!” Jerald nodded, barely out of the corner of their eye.
“.. guessing you told our boss and I’m out. I guess thanks for uh.. not.. digesting.. me.” It wasn’t a sentence he thought he would say, followed by a somewhat equally weird statement, “though you might as well have.” The magician lifted their head up to turn to Jerald. “Actually, I should also probably tell you, I didn’t tell the ringmaster that it was you.” Jerald confusingly asked, “..why wouldn’t you?” They looked him up and down. He was still covered in saliva and all. “You don’t think this is punishment enough? Besides, we made a good show of it. I told him that it was someone from the auditions that wanted to mess with me and get the job themselves. But yeah, I don’t know if I am doing that kind of experimental show ever again, heh. Oh, and there’s towels in the back part there, just bring it back dried if you can.” He helped himself. “Why aren’t you doing it again exactly?” “When I said it was experimental and that it was the first time I had ever done that, I wasn’t lying for show or to make you scared, at least that time..” Jerald nodded, then asked, “you.. you had no idea if you were going to get me out, did you?” There was a pause. “I.. would have done anything to get you out. I just have never done it before.” Jerald nodded again. “Well, I’m not exactly bite-size so I understand.” There was a soft chuckle between the two. “For real though, never tough my animals. But maybe we can plan something in the future, I guess? It wouldn’t make sense for us to fight like this, outside some witty banter.” A rumble erupted from the magician’s midsection. “Well, I’m not ready for round two right now, haha,” the jester jested. “Ah, no, it was just a lot of mass at once. It hurts a little.” Jerald looked them up and down. “You said you did this before?” They nodded. “Yeah. So I do have some stuff that shrinks stuff. It’s actually one of my acts and a fan favorite.” “That’s why you said you’re used to it being smaller”. Another nod. “I do let them out at the end of the show, of course. So yeah, if you’e cool with me, I’m cool with you and uh yeah.”
Jerald took his leave. What a day. At least he doesn’t have to worry about competition as much anymore.
So yeah, it took me a long time just to name the jester character since I have to write "the magician" so many times, lol. I hope you like it and I'm sorry again that it took so long.












