tales from the VFX Dept

When the Line Producer finally starts to understand why you need the motion control rig to do these shots and says they’ll get some prices. 

Do you want the stunt knife painted green? 

To the 1st AD when crafty puts something good out and they are busy. 

You asked for a 12X Chroma Blue and get 40x digi instead. 

When you get that job offer for less then what you were just offered elsewhere. 

Me:

moving on? Really?

When the Line Producers starts telling me about another departments budget.

On the Martini when the AD asks me “Will that work?”

Director “Don’t worry, I won’t use that part”

When you see those wrinkles in the Greenscreen and the AD calls ready. 

Every time a 1st AD is pitching an idea and they suggest painting something green for no reason. 

When the SFX gag works and needs nothing from you. 

These VFX production Meme’s won’t write themselves apparently.. Back at it I guess

Wondering if you can Colour correct half a plate that insert unit shot?