Love Actually liveblog quotes
“I have never actually watched this movie but I saw a gifset and decided to finally do it.”
“What kind of song is this?”
“Am I allowed to make a foot fetish joke here?”
“Yea man it’s Christmas time.”
“You’re famous now. Don’t go forgetting about me when you get to the top.”
“Idk what first lobster is, but it sounds important.”
“First lobster is Jesus.”
“I thought there was gay but they were actually siblings.”
“Back me up here. Stop disappearing during important moments.”
“The problem is that you are ugly as hell, man.”
“I was gonna ask what you would do to defend feet but I don’t wanna know.”
“Are they fucking while talking about a murder?”
“How do you even get off while talking about traffic?”
“Traffic is not a good kink.”
“This kid is fucking 13 years old.”
“Looks as moody as a 13 year old.”
“Sweet Christ what are you watching?”
“Well he’s got that 13 year old ‘fuck the world’ look down.”
“He’s got that ‘Life was good until I was born’ look.”
“The actor looks like a hobo.”
“Early 2000s had horrible fashion.”
“I just heard Nokia tune.”
“I feel like every time I see him he’s high.”
“Is..is this were I say ‘rude’?”
“Idk man, Christmas means a lot of good food to me.”
“Why do you want to smoke weed?”
“The best pick me up is a good stack of memes.”
“Let’s pause for a second. If America was fuckable, do we really think it would be cute enough to fuck?”
“Talking about politics is a good kink.”
“Idk, Wisconsin sounds like a shit place.”
“I heard Nokia tune again.”
“I’m glad you dumped him. You look perfect and he deserves death.”
“Fuck him, thick thighs are perfect.”
“Are you calling me a degenerate?”
“That’s one way to advertise a pen.”
“During this hour two weeks passed.”
“I’d like myself for Christmas too.”
“This guy is rambling but the girl doesn’t even speak English.”
“Tfw I got my ears murdered by America song.”
“I don’t speak America, what the fuck does this mean?”
“Why are you exposing your kink talks in public?”
“Can’t believe he’s trash talking the U.S president in a press conference.”
“This woman is making a replica of you.”
“What kind of dolls do they sell in England?”
“UK prime minister has great past time activities.”
“Get a fucking dictionary you fucks.”
“[Name], I love you. Let’s become a cliché movie couple.”
“That is fucking creepy.”
“I mean fuck the groom amiright?”
“This is the face of ‘oh fuck my husband’s best friend has a crush on me.’”
“This is the face of regret.”
“Time for an angsty mood. What better song for this moment than Dido’s Here With Me?”
“America is a bad place.”
“Change of movie. Time for a better romance movie.”
“The girl stripped and went to pick up book pages from a cold lake. 10/10 wife material.”
“I cant show this lewd PDA here though. Sorry you don’t get to see this.”
“A kiss is much lewder than a bare tit. Almost hand holding levels.”
“I mean, I would probably die if a girl serenaded to me.”
“I’m sorry but she looks like a sausage.”
“Nokia is here to save you.”
“They were cockblocked by Nokia tune.”
“Nokia tune created this huge gap between them. Will Nokia tune ever give mercy to lovers? To family? To friends? Or will it continue destroying the relationships of human beings?”
“This is a next level shitpost.”
“Nokia tune is my new waifu.”
“I bet Nokia tune has thick thighs.”
“They’re having phone sex over a company phone and a Nokia 3310.”
“This movie is one big shitpost.”
“Don’t smoke cinnamon. It’s not worth it.”
“Let Mr. Bean smoke cinnamon.”
“Smoking cinnamon is the reason why my lungs are so fucked up.”
“Do you have some deep hatred towards this purple baby Jesus?”
“Tfw cockblocked by an octopus.”
“This show is sponsored by lobster.”
“I didn’t know octopus’ had something to do with the birth of Jesus.”
“I present to you, the true Christmas love song: God Only Knows by Beach Boys.”
“It’s not Christmas anymore.”
“Christmas is a bad holiday anyways.”
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