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@volcalder
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❝ huh ... ❞ just kind of ... puts her palm against his. the tip of her fingers barely reach the middle part of his, and their width completely shadowed hers. ❝ didn't think your hands would be that big in comparison. ❞
"Hm. You didn't?" He's a big guy, and always has been. People had made all the comments before, not that he minded much, but it all helped to make him especially aware of just how he fit into the world. Most hands were smaller than his, he was acutely aware that he and Drayden had very similar hands, and the only time he'd met people with any bigger hands were on construction sites or during the occasional gym visit.
So he can't say he's particularly surprised when Brooke pushes their hands together, and he humors her without a second thought.
Still... he supposed it was interesting. He only actively recognised the size difference in times like these, and to put it all in perspective he studied her hand before connecting that to her wrist, then arm, then shoulder, then body.
"Isn't that remarkable? That we as people can come in so many different forms but still be one in the same?" Maybe he was just sentimental, and perhaps that was taking away from the way Brooke focused so intensely on his hands.
He wasn't oblivious to it. His head tilted, peering out from behind the raised hand with an easy-going grin.
"What about it?"
“Okay, but were you busting it down sexual style sir?”
@volcalder
"Alright, now. None of that..."
"-- Of course I was. How do you think I have kids?"
and in your youth, were you goated, sir?
"with the sauce", I believe.
" Huh... How old is too old, again? "
"If you're asking about "too old to wrestle Bouffalant", the answer is never. If you're talking about "too old to sit up out of a chair without complaining about it", I'd say 40!"

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Said with not an ounce of understanding about the current conversation topic:
"If you stand outside in Unova long enough, you're sure to find me eventually! And if you don't, you can always ask a neighbour where I am! I love to connect with my community."
He's second-guessing all those times he tried to get his League members to join him on jogs and Grimsley of all people offered to come.
daddy.
WOAH
"Oh, so that's where he ended up."
i think you can be 40 and have a coming of age narrative

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some hacker took over an old mutuals account but whenever it happens, i like to scroll all the way back to remember exactly who they were. lol.
just dont mind alder and t h e g h o u l gardening over there, everything is fine
Despite the conjecture of the people Ghetsis had always intended these contemptible hands of his to cultivate. It was a far-reaching consensus that he had been driven only by the insidious seeds of evil, patiently awaiting the most auspicious moment to subvert their fragile peace. But there had once been those who had foolishly believed his preaching, hapless trainers who looked to their methods and questioned their morals. In a way, like he was now, he had been cultivating then too. With a diligent hand he tended to the fertile soil of Unova that had been thus far neglected, guiding those without a purpose to call their own to a prosperous future. It all seemed so futile now, shrunk until it could be contained within the confines of a lacquered flower-bed. He had watched Alder assemble it too, not offering even the slightest bit of help. Selfish until the end, it was almost infuriating that the retired-champion refused to acknowledge it. Ghetsis had come to the conclusion that he must have gotten a kick out of it━ he wouldn’t put it past the mulish old bastard. “ Do you intend to stand there all day.” It wasn’t a question but the warmth ushered in alongside his company was a begrudgingly welcomed distraction. The more he toiled, the more his hands shook, defying his will. It roiled within him, that pitiful incompetence. Age had caught up with him, wreathing his hair with strands of silver and turning his very hands into obstinate defactors. His tone is sharp with irritation but his mouth remains in an immutable smile. “ And here I had presumed you enjoyed being helpful.” A packet of forsaken seeds sat on the edge of the bed as the invitation was laid out before him; a slave to his pride until the very end. He would never ask for help, if only to deny Alder the chance to wear that gratuitously triumphant grin he so loathed. With a vague hand gesture he beckoned him over, unable to fully accept the absurd reality that the two of them would be spending the afternoon planting seeds; for the future━or something along those utterly inane lines.
It was something to distract him; how "the mighty" had fallen. After so many weeks of suggesting that of which Ghetsis could do in his plentiful spare time, he seemed to finally give in when Alder decided of his own volition to assemble flower beds.
Of course the former Champion would say nothing about it, he knew how fragile Ghetsis' pride was that if even the slightest hint of reliance on another, or giving-into a whim were to be made evident, then he would pull away five times over. So Alder had never made his intentions clear, simply doing and allowing the other party his own space to cast his influence over it. Even though Ghetsis was far from a fool and no doubt knew the reason for his companion's newest hobby, he could at least pretend it was otherwise, and that he'd not been playing into his hand.
So now Alder stood as casual as could be, large arms crossed over his chest as he basked in the light breeze and the brilliant sun. He was supervising, naturally, but to make it come off as less... "parole officer-y", he pretended he was merely enjoying the beautiful day.
A stark contrast to Ghetsis, cloaked from head to toe in thin cotton fabric and a large hat, not a single bit of skin exposed to the light.
"Haven't I been helpful enough?" He rebuts, unable to keep himself from a nostalgic sort of playful competitiveness.
Their lives had taken them down very different paths, and by no means should Alder have ever been expected to show mercy to Unova's number one enemy... but he was sentimental and foolish at heart. Perhaps a case could be made for him if he admitted that all of this was being done for selfish reasons.
Still, understanding the indirect want for help, Alder gave-in. He moved to kneel beside the man, grabbing the packet of seeds and giving them a curious once-over. Better to focus his attention on them than the way his companion's extremities trembled.
"Can't be so hard, can it? I mean, what, do we just sprinkle a few seeds everywhere?"
He's already tearing into the packet, peeking inside and even gently pouring some of the small seeds into the palm of his hand, which he then holds out for Ghetsis to scrutinise.
"You think these will grow well with whatever else we're planning to have?"
Thought about. Th thhought about
Thought about someone riding alder while he's like sat in a chair so his hands are helping move them up and down. and their legs are straddling his waist and also theyre pressed against his tummy. 🫡
i was showing ray and lala ponytown and someone recognised my alder lol

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Unlike her trainer, whose mouth curled in an amused smile, Misha remained distrustful of the boisterous dog and equally as boisterous man ( @volcalder ). She was a wary feline by nature, far more inclined to blatantly ignore someone than acknowledge them. The fact that she had regarded Alder; even if she were leery of his solution, was no small feat on his behalf. How could Grimsley not laugh at her expense, with her pelt remaining bristled as she circled his legs, her tail twisting around his calf as if to anchor herself.
❝ How irresponsible of you. ❞ His tone was hardly chiding, settling a hand between Misha’s ears even as the tip of her tail lashed back and forth indignantly. Alder’s presence always ushered in a predictable, comforting warmth. It was something in the crinkles at the corners of his eyes as he smiled, or the sturdy line of his shoulders that shook when he laughed. Grimsley had spent a great deal of his life seeking out these tells, and all that he had determined of the champion was that he was a good person. Genuinely, authentically, despite all odds. ❝ How is it you always find yourself roped up in things like this, it’s as if trouble has a way of finding you. ❞ It was one of his finer qualities. Grimsley, as a veritable addict when it came to trouble, really, really liked it about him. ❝ That’s you, by the way. ❞ Now he was regarding the Herdier who squirmed in Alder’s arms, even when it stopped barking it was still brimming with energy, nipping exuberantly at his hands. ❝ Trouble. ❞ Affectionate as it was Grimsley did not lower to the canine’s height, nor did he extend a hand to stroke its disheveled fur. A distance was kept between them, wedging himself between the two opposing forces, and with Alder sat comfortably in the grass that became all the more noticeable. ❝ She’s a lot tougher than she looks. ❞ Misha turned her attention to him, taking a great deal of offence in the fact that she could apparently not be both tough and graceful. Grimsley stroked the silken fur between her ears in lieu of an apology. ❝ Me on the other hand? I wouldn’t be so sure about that. ❞ He extended his hand towards Alder with a certain flair, revealing the red-weeping lines. ❝ Looks worse than it is, though. ❞
"When one puts themselves into the world, the world has a way of finding them!" Comes the amused response, the explanation for Alder's dubious 'luck'. What Grimsley saw as misfortune, however, his former Champion saw as experience.
When Grimsley focused on the canine, it grew excited anew, wriggling under Alder's hold only to quickly cease when it realised the man was not going to be giving-up hold of its scruff so easily.
Alder's stern expression softened when he noticed the dog heel. Respect was a two-way street, even between people and Pokémon, and if the stray Herdier didn't want to be hoisted up and taken away, then it shouldn't misbehave.
Thankfully the message was clear, even with the language barrier. Miraculously, the excitable pup sank down onto its haunches and sat. Its tail wiggled and collected dust from the path under it and Herdier twisted its head to start lapping at Alder's forearm-- causing the hair there to all lay in the same direction.
Now the older man wasn't just satisfied, but smiling. He hazarded an attempt at letting go of his problem friend, and when Herdier immediately sat up to bolt forward he simply grabbed its scruff again and made a discouraging sound. Again and again he did this, until finally Alder could raise back up onto his feet and be confident the dog would not move. If it did, he only needed to stick a leg out to keep it from bolting forward.
Then he held out his hand, finally giving attention to Grimsley.
"I know she's tougher than she looks, I worked with her for years." He glances, amused, at the kitty's pulled-back ears and makes a 'psps' sound to try getting her attention, "Shouldn't you know how to take the high-road by now, Misha? Or is this a Dark-type thing?" He smirks, then laughs at his own joke while also pointing it at Grimsley. The two of them were similar-- even though one was doing the swiping, and the other was being swiped at.
"Little diva... But she's sure got some sharp claws, Grims, you should get this washed out fairly soon."
oh both ghetsis and alder were taken out in one swoop.... bengas left all alone going ??