Somni8

❝You need to be more careful. Seriously.❞

A crackship created from a Daybreak Discord sticker back in 2022 that I’ve treated seriously.

As fun as jock x nerd is… jock x jock tickles my brain the right way. Sorry to all the Aaqil x Callum shippers… I know I will be ruffling some feathers and standing on some toes.

Headcanons

• Riley’s impulsiveness causes him to do risky stunts. Callum has to do a mental coin flip to decide between joining Riley or stopping him.

• Callum hesitated with flirting and romance when they first started dating. Eventually, he got bolder and smoother, which caught Riley off guard.

• In the summer, Callum’s a lifeguard. In some shape or form, he always ends up having to save Riley from the water.

• Riley enjoys dirt biking for the thrill, but e-scooters could be just as effective… he has ridden an e-scooter to Callum’s house before.

• Both Riley and Callum are football players, yet even when they are off the field, Riley likes to tackle Callum. It’s a way to show his affection.

• Athletes, so they've got big appetites. They pack snacks for each other and share meals.

• Gym dates while they both try to one-up each other.

• Since they’re from rival schools, they diss on each other and make a point when their school wins—it doesn’t even have to be football-related.

Callum would say something like “Lakeview’s girls soccer made it to state finals, and when was the last time Westbrook even qualified?”

• During Lakeview vs Westbrook football games, they mock and taunt each other. Though, they will support each other at games (that aren’t against their own school).

• Furthermore, they would wear school merchandise from each other’s wardrobe on game day.

>> An AU heavily inspired by Jennifer’s body and (mainly) The Summer Hikaru Died. It follows the premise of the main character’s best friend dying, but returning as paranormal being.

Kenneth McCormick, a student from South Park High, had been missing for about a week.

Usually younger siblings get attached to their older sibling’s significant other— that’s what I like to think happens with Karen and Kyle.

Karen and Kyle Headcanons:

• Kenny and Kyle are future girl dads-in-training, they just don’t know it yet. But for now Karen’s the closest thing to a daughter.

• Karen joins the South Park girls basketball team and Kyle teaches her tips and tricks.

• Karen says that if Kenny and Kyle ever did end up breaking up, she’d still hang out with Kyle behind Kenny’s back.

• Karen and Kyle definitely gang up on Kenny together, doesn’t matter if they’re teasing, pestering, or scolding him.

• Because Karen and Kenny are malnourished, they ended up being on the shorter side (Kenny: around 5”8–Karen: around 5”0), Kyle ends up looking like their bodyguard (Kyle: around 6”3).

• Kyle would give Karen piggy back rides, so she can know what it feels like to be tall.

• Insulting Karen in front of Kenny is already bad enough, but Kenny AND Kyle…

• When Kenny’s working a double shift and his parents or Kevin isn’t home, Kyle watches over Karen.

Since Gary plays tennis.

Gary x Stan x Wendy — Stendary Challengers

Kyle’s like the average no-nonsense, stern cop while Kenny’s the unhinged and eccentric doctor—who only still has his job because he’s the best of the best.

The two are complete opposites, so when they’re forced to work together on a case, Kyle is secretly fuming and slipping passive aggressive comments here and there.

Doesn’t help that Kenny likes to purposely push on Kyle’s buttons just to piss him off.