Perfectly Platonic Starters
โYou look like you could use a coffee.โ
โIs that something you want to talk about?โ
โCome on, sit down. Itโs break time.โ
โI needed that, thanksโฆโ
โHereโs a blanket. You looked cold.โ
โThank god youโre back, I need to rant.โ
โIs my sweater ever going to be returned?โ
โBad day? Emergency plans are in order.โ
โAlright your ride has arrived, where to next?โ
โIโm brushing your hair, itโs a mess.โ
โYou happened to go get lunch and โbought too muchโ huh?โ
โYour hugs are the best.โ
โHey. Hey. Heeeeeey. Come on. Weโre gonna be late, get up.โ
โIโm late, yes. You should be used to that by now.โ
โHow long as it been that weโve known each other? Feels like ages.โ
โThere was something on your face, I had to get it off.โ
โYouโre sure people think weโre dating?โ
โI think itโs hilarious people assume theyโre dating just because theyโre nice to each other.โ
โI need to hang out with someone I like, can we pretend to be working for an hour?โ
โTea and coffee? What happened?โ
โHere you go, one forgotten, left it at home in a rush, lost item!โ
โIโm going for a walk, you want anything?โ
โโฆ sorry I took a nap on you.โ
โI suppose I am now requisitioned to being a napping spot.โ
โWe could pretend weโre dating, but that might confuse your significant other, and then that might be a waste of petty effort for the sake of rumors.โ