( Starter Sentences )

“Did you think I was gone forever?”

“You remember my last conversation with <name> didn’t go exactly as I had hoped?”

“Those dreams are trying to tell me something!”

“We can’t tell anyone about that night.”

“Why wouldn’t someone like me?”

“Wait, so are we friends again?”

“Hello? Is anybody down there?!”

“Sorry. It’s just… this was my big chance for you to finally take me seriously.”

“Help you? Yes! I-I mean, I’d I’d love to. Hey! If-If I help you, you can help me and be my assistant! - It’ll only take a minute!”

“Oh, really? You sure you wanna put a label on it?”

“Yeah. No problem. It’s the kind of thing friends do, right?”

“Back off, boy! I’m a scientist.”

“But it’s mostly your fault.”

“Okay, this double date needs to end now! You guys are totally embarrassing me.”

“Okay, for the record, nobody’s life was threatened until you showed up.”

“All alone, huh? So am I. Most of the time. If you want, you can stay with me, then neither of us will be alone ever.”

“It’s a good likeness, but why does he look so terrified?”

“I was so worried about you. I love you so much. You mean everything to me.”

“Is this were for a popularity contest, you would come in first place.”

“You kicked butt and saved the day. What are you upset about?”

“Wow. Really!? You’re actually doing this?“

“Oh, come now. We don’t know if any of this is your fault.”

“Would you say your dad has been a really reliable source of information?”

“Never trust anything without feet!”

“Who are you calling a jerk, jerk?”

“Has anybody noticed? We talk a lot about food.”

“We’ve sacrificed too much to give up now!”

“I’ve never let anyone get close to me before.”

“Is that a ring in your nose or is that an allergic reaction?”

“We’re going to be okay, just keep moving along.”

“Potato chips, chocolate chips… anything but computer chips!”

“Too bad your brain isn’t as big as your hair.”

“I’m gonna build the biggest snowman!”

“I thought I’d never see you again.”

“Would you please stop taunting the deranged android?”

“I didn’t say I wanted to kiss him, duh, I just wanna marry him!”

“This my moment to shine! Does my hair look alright?”

“I’m the life of the party…I put the fun in fungus.”

“Say no more. You’re having a Christmas party. We’re in!”

“Cheer up. Tell me how you like your eggs and I’ll do the best I can.”

“Why can’t you humans ever make up your minds? I’m so confused..”

“First I’ll take a little stroll over to our old refrigerator and take a peek at what’s not expired…”

“I have a fool proof plan: first we’ll eat something, then after that… I’m open to suggestions!“

“Hey, it’s getting pretty dark in these woods. Here, I’ll hold your hand so you won’t get scared.”

“There is more at stake here then you comprehend.”

“I can’t believe my associates would turn on me after a single defeat.”

“ I think I’ll have much more of a challenge playing solitaire.”

“Now, I have four of you right where I want you…”

“I meant no harm. I only wanted to help.”

“You won’t take me without a fight!”

“I want a vessel with a mind or spirit of its own.”

“Be silent! For what you have done, I will show you no mercy.”

“This is ridiculous! This piece of rock has got to be a fake!”

“How do I know that I won’t lose you?”

“So, do you still think I’m gonna lose?”

“You think I’m insane for wanting to claim what’s rightfully mine?”

“You don’t scare me!”

“You never cease to amaze me.”

“You will pay for what you’ve done!”

“Why does all this weird stuff always happen to us?”

“Oh no, don’t tell me you forgot about me already!”

“I don’t wanna hear another word!”

“It’ll take a lot more than a few party tricks to scare me!”

“It’s you again. I’m stuck. Help me out of here, and I’ll owe you a favor.”

“I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him.”

“But, well, I-I have this crush on this girl.”

“I secretly whisper poetry to myself in my room at night.”

“Did you bring me what I asked for?”

“Well, I’m supposed to be a leader, but I don’t know how.”

“You had them all along!”

“What can stop us? You got a plan, remember?”

“You’re more lost than you realize.”

“ <Name>, sometimes you have to face your problems.”

“You’ll do fine. You play instruments, right?”

“Can’t you see I’m sick and helpless?”

“ You could hold my hand, <Name>. I don’t care.”

“Close the door! I’ll catch my death of cold!”

“I mean, I-I’m just saying, you’re-you’re weird. Like, not normal. I-I mean… oh my gosh–”

“As you can recall, I know a thing a two about booby traps.”

“How dare you point out my obvious flaws with cutting accuracy?”

“Okay, okay, okay. Let’s try this. Can you recall anything out of the ordinary? Maybe something not soul-crushingly boring?”

“See? Things aren’t so bad after all.”

“That’s impossible! How would he even know? The only possible way he could found out is if… he read my journal.”

“Weren’t you supposed to be halfway to a convent by now?”

“You wanna do this in four days?”

“Uh, <name>, is that the sunset in front of us? We’re supposed to be heading east.”

“Who knows what we might find with a little exploring?”

“Huh. Am I the only one craving worms?”

“Why are you being so cynical?”

“You think at some point, you’d mention that she’s half fish!“

"Sorry about the way things turned out.”

“I told you! I got a schedule to keep.”

“Just because I want to see the best in people, doesn’t make me naive.”

“I suggest we camp out here for the night.”

“I could’ve stopped it. You should have let me try.”

“I can’t believe you came all this way, just to see my show.”

“You still dazzling everybody with that silly dancing?”

“Guess we’ll have to wait out the storm in here.”

“Ugh, could you be more annoying!?”

“I’m telling you, it just doesn’t make sense.”

“I could tell you, but it would probably be better to show you!!”

“Well, the nice thing about being old is you’ve got nothing much to lose.”

“What a dump. When I think of castles, it’s not what I picture.”

“You’re scaring me. I have this weird feeling you’re going to leave.”

“Why’d you make me come here if you were coming yourself?”

“It’s all so familiar yet I know I’ve never been here before.”

“It’s so strange. I’ve never felt so peaceful before.”

“I give up. I see not point in living if I can’t be beautiful.”

“I feel terrible, like there’s a weight on my chest.”

“I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t torment my friend.”

“Seems everyone in this family’s got problems.”

“What possessed you to let them in my house.”

“Don’t be alarmed but I’m being followed. Act normal.

“Alright then, you’d better take good care of it.”

“I’m sorry did I come too late?, I didn’t mean to make you wait this long.”

“Don’t look at me, I don’t have it, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“Where to? I’ll be your escort for this evening.”

“Please, I don’t care if you’re a monster.”

“I think we ought to live happily ever after.”

“I hope your bacon burns.”

“I’m going up to my room now, where I may die.”

“You’ve no right to walk into people’s castles and take their guitars.”

“Oh, man, I have a zit on my nose!”

“You! Yeah, you don’t touch anything.”

“We could have been so cute together, <name> .”

“Your bilingual wiles will hold no sway with me.”

“You’re acting like my life is a piece of cake.”

“I come for the games but I stay for the burnt pizza smell.”

“I’m already working on a follow-up piece about semicolons!”

“Cool. What are you doing Friday night?”

“ You could have planned this a little better!”

“You are the biggest meanie in the world!”

“They let you out of the dumb factory?”

“Is it cheating if I cheated but didn’t mean to cheat?”

“I thought we could work on our evil laughs together?”

“How did you find me? Do you have me micro-chipped or something?”

“For somebody who is supposedly a mad genius I’m not seeing much of the genius.”

“Oh, sure, he has looks, attitude, and a bon-diggity ride, but can he do this?”

“Dating could be good, ya know, the date thing… But what if it tanks? It could totally wreck our friendship!”

“You’re in trouble! You’re the one everyone’s been looking for!”

“Come on! Quit eating! Let’s get out of here!”

“Play with me or I’ll break your arm.”

“This is a high class place I’m running here!”

“Something you wouldn’t recognize. It’s called love.”

“No! Don’t leave me, I don’t want to be alone!”

“I’m not leaving until you give me a job!”

“You can’t remember your name?”

“I’m dreaming, I’m dreaming! Come on, wake up! Wake up! Wake up..”

“Shut your mouth!”

“Can you tell me what’s going on?”

“I don’t care if he’s rich; This nonsense has gotta stop!”

“Don’t get fresh with me, young man.“

“All right, fine, you win. Now get out of my sight!”

“Aren’t you even going to knock?”

“You’re the most pathetic little girl I’ve ever seen.”

“Don’t worry, I’ve got four-wheel drive.”

“Are you all right? Are you emotionally traumatized?”

“This took so long to make.”

“I have to help her.”

“You can’t rush perfection.”

“You’d probably kick my butt.”

“You know I’d kick your butt.”

“You would’ve done the same for me.”

“It isn’t easy being a brilliant inventor.”

“Well, you know. I’m all about doing the impossible.”

“Hey, can I see that sword you were using?“

“You’ve got the wrong impression.”

“I got us thrown off? That was totally your fault!”

“Six months behind a plough. Excellent character building.”

“I didn’t think– Well, I didn’t think you liked heroes.”

“Please, man. It would mean a lot. For old times’ sake?”

“So this is why <Name> is the brains of the operation, then?”

“You’re not getting away from me that easily.”

“They are weak-minded, easily bought, and violent. I love them.”

“You’re cute when you get worried, your eyebrows get all scrunched together.”

“I’m not gonna leave you here! After you helped me and everything? Of course I’m coming back.”

“Kids are baby goats. They’re cute, and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids.”

“I may have told you already, but you have a beautiful name.”

“You scared me, sneaking into my room like that!”

“It’s really cool to have our own place.“

“Buh … I’ve become corny in my old age.”

“I don’t really need friends. You’re the only person I need in my life. Is that weird?”

“I thought we had something special… I guess I was wrong.”

“This is probably the worst gift I’ve ever seen. Thanks a lot.”

“What do you want? Leave me alone.”

“I guess… if I had some pants I might’ve gone outside today… but, nah.”

“My sister is so weird. Sometimes I wonder if we’re actually related.”

“I wonder if any nice shells washed up on the beach this morning?”

“You like talking to me? I guess I believe you.. maybe you’re as weird as I am.”

“I always knew there was something special between us.”

“Heh… a fast drinker, huh? Man after my own heart.”

“Hey, how’d you know I was hungry? This looks delicious!”

“Why are you giving me your garbage?”

“This place is my home now… I’m happy here.”

“I’m practicing my dance moves… it needs to be perfect.”

“Hmm… if it weren’t for those horrendous clothes you might actually be cute.”

“Come stand next to the firepit. It feels great.”

“I wanted to say sorry for mistrusting you at first.”

“What do you want from me? Money? I’d give you a pot of gold to leave me alone!”

“My hugs are for special occasions only.”

“Are you sulking?”

“Have you killed anyone?”

“You’re going to miss me, aren’t you?”

“You don’t have to put your shirt on.”

“Your ego is a fragile and delicate thing.”

“Open this door immediately.”

“I… I don’t, I don’t think I can do this.“

“Only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.”

“I’m not weird like that. I’m good weird. I’m cool weird.”

"He’ll think twice about hissing at me again.”

“With age comes wisdom, you ever hear that?”

“Do you know something you’re not telling me?”

“I thought you were meant to be smart.”

“Sorry. You’re not going to get rid of me so easily.”

“But when honesty doesn’t work, lie, and lie convincingly.”

"Violence is never the answer, until it’s the only answer.”

“Breathe some more air, the lack of oxygen is making you delirious.”

“You’re still upset about that time I made you explode, aren’t you? I can tell.”

“I don’t want a perfectly safe weapon. I want a dangerous weapon that hurts people.”

“What kind of disturbed individual would read the same book twice, I ask you?”

"I have a feeling you’re mocking me somehow, but I can’t put my finger on how.”

“I dare you… to tell me the truth about what’s goin’ on in your mind”

“WHAT DID YOU SAY?! What did you just say?!!”

“Oh, yeah. I need to borrow the car.”

“No, no, wait, I take that back. I-I mean, not like sexy hot…”

“Why don’t you just try being cool?”

“Remember when I swallowed that little computer?”

“I never knew being fat and lazy was so rewarding!”

“Baby, it’s a little rocky in the back seat here!”

“Chill, man! You don’t have to quit your job.”

“Wait, so, what was the lesson we just learned?”

“You are NOT an outsider; you wear cute little blue shorts.”

“Whoa, why are you being so casual about that?”

“I do not know what you mean. I am perfectly bombastic.”

“So let me get this straight… You’re hitting on me.”

“Man! I’m such a huge nerd for you!”

“He’s not worth the effort.”

“Hey, how do I kill this guy, anyway?”

“What? No! I was just trying to join in on the conversation!”

“Wait — you… don’t want me to be your girlfriend?”

“I have never met anyone like you.”

“Get ready to be poked by the fun stick! Boop!”

“Braces are horrible! It’s like my mouth hates me!”

“Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face! Let’s roll!”

“Wait a second! Is something rooting through our trash?”

“Oh, is someone talking right now? Because I can’t hear them!”

“Aw, come on, don’t give me that look! What am I supposed to do?”

“W-what are you? H-how do you know my name?!”

“Give me a glass of the cheapest, most expired apple cider you’ve got.”

“The entire lower half of your body is on fire.”

“You do not want to hear this voice sing. Trust me.”

“Man, these movies are a lot less scary when you’ve actually fought real zombies.”

“I’m not sure I wanna get involved in your weird mini-blood feud.”

“It’s called sharing! You do know what sharing is, right?”

“Did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me!”

“Man, it has been so long since I’ve inhabited a body.”

“Wanna hear the exact time and date of your death?”

“I don’t have a phone! Write it on my FACE!”

“I heard you got arrested or something?”

“I haven’t been in this dimension for a really long time.”

“TV taught me that high school was like some sort of musical…”

“Well, the nice thing about being old is you’ve got nothing much to lose.”

“What a dump. When I think of castles, it’s not what I picture.”

“You’re scaring me. I have this weird feeling you’re going to leave.”

“Why’d you make me come here if you were coming yourself?”

“It’s all so familiar yet I know I’ve never been here before.”

“It’s so strange. I’ve never felt so peaceful before.”

“I give up. I see not point in living if I can’t be beautiful.”

“I feel terrible, like there’s a weight on my chest.”

“I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t torment my friend.”

“Seems everyone in this family’s got problems.”

“What possessed you to let them in my house.”

“Don’t be alarmed but I’m being followed. Act normal.

“Alright then, you’d better take good care of it.”

“I’m sorry did I come too late?, I didn’t mean to make you wait this long.”

“Don’t look at me, I don’t have it, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“Where to? I’ll be your escort for this evening.”

“Please, I don’t care if you’re a monster.”

“I think we ought to live happily ever after.”

“I hope your bacon burns.”

“I’m going up to my room now, where I may die.”

“You’ve no right to walk into people’s castles and take their guitars.”

“You’re in trouble! You’re the one everyone’s been looking for!”

“Come on! Quit eating! Let’s get out of here!”

“Play with me or I’ll break your arm.”

“This is a high class place I’m running here!”

“Something you wouldn’t recognize. It’s called love.”

“No! Don’t leave me, I don’t want to be alone!”

“I’m not leaving until you give me a job!”

“You can’t remember your name?”

“I’m dreaming, I’m dreaming! Come on, wake up! Wake up! Wake up..”

“Shut your mouth!”

“Can you tell me what’s going on?”

“I don’t care if he’s rich; This nonsense has gotta stop!”

“Don’t get fresh with me, young man.“

“All right, fine, you win. Now get out of my sight!”

“Aren’t you even going to knock?”

“You’re the most pathetic little girl I’ve ever seen.”

“Don’t worry, I’ve got four-wheel drive.”

“Are you all right? Are you emotionally traumatized?”

“I ate a man alive tonight.”

“We’re gonna have to break in.”

“We need to just learn to hate each other in silence.”

“Uhh, do you like me? Yes, definitely, absolutely?”

“Maybe this is one story we should keep to ourselves.”

“Check out this huge smooch mark he gave me!”

“But, w-what was that noise there? I heard a monster noise.”

“I don’t trust anyone whose hair is bigger than their head.”

“You never wanna do girly stuff with me!”

“I was in the friend zone, and then he pulled me into the romance zone!“

“Hey dude! Ready to blow up these hot dogs in the microwave one by one?”

“Yeah, I’m the guy who spray painted the water tower.”

“Uhhhhh, maybe I’ve had too much. What do you think?”

“I’ve got something to tell you! I’m not a teenager!”

“Ugghh… I’m never gonna eat or do anything ever again.”

“I think I’ll go stare at a wall for a while and RETHINK EVERYTHING.”

“Thanks there, sugar pot. I-I mean honey wasp, kitten baby, b-baby cow.”

“I can’t take it anymore. I’m getting dumber every second I’m here!”

“You’re under arrest for violation of the Time Traveller’s Code of Conduct.”

“We’re gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy…”

“ Ah, the pool! Sparkling oasis of summer enchantment!”

“I found out lifeguards get free snack privileges.”