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I just finished playing the main story in Za… WHAT DO YOU MEAN AZ actually dies!?! 😭 bruh I knew it would happen but I didn't want it tooooo. 😔I held off playing the final arc just to spend more time with him. this sucks he was like a grandpa to me.
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Got Final fantasy 10 for Christmas and dang....
I need this man to cave my skull in. I mean WHAT!? who said that?!
This is my husband . everyone be nice or else I will Cry
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I had to....
sorry for giving him a knife 😔I took it away and gave him something you'll like better
am I forgiven?
made choco flan
Can you watch it for me I’ll be right back
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alright I’m back thanks for- WHERE THE HECK IS IT?!?!
Did you eat it?!! What the heck?!
the sillier version to my previous post
This is my husband . everyone be nice or else I will Cry
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I had to....
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made choco flan
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The ultimate showdown for Yuu
Ace, Rook, all the others who flirt with Yuu are hiding out in the bushes to jump the winner at his weakest
Mugging but instead of robbing you in public I gift you a mug that reminds me of you and then run while saying "you've been mugged"
since I couldn’t get the baby malleus plush when it dropped I decided to go to a pottery place and paint my own! rate my work
Now he has his own shrimp yuu to be his buddy! How cute ☺️
oh boy! just started playing wuthering waves! I wonder where the story is gonna.....
..... wuh
what do you MEAN there's another weasel cat!?!? what do you mean he's a gluttonous fiend!? WHAT.DO.YOU.MEAN his past is vague!? what do you mean I'm getting emotionally attached!!
GRIM I FOUND YOUR LONG LOST BROTHER!!
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my personal theory on where the heck burning spice cookies arms went
My favorite beast so far is BS cookie but I always wondered where the heck this mans arms went and i know other people are wondering too.
I mean really where do two other pairs of arms go? something had to have happen to them. I've seen some people guess that he just lost them when he got weakened and sealed away or some but i got a theory a more.. angsty one if you will >:D and it's all gotta do with a little scene in the very chapter itself.
Walk with me here. Burning Spice is about to get locked away by the in the tree. he's doing everything he can to fight against it and he's getting close to freedom since he's able hold out on his own for a bit, he's a warlord he can handle himself well in combat and is probably loving the thrill of it all. Suddenly one of the hands of the very witches that made him and the others comes down and grabs him. He fights and struggles but the witches surpass him in every aspect. suddenly he feels the witch begin to tug on his lower two arms, he tries punching scratching anything to get the witch to let go and then.
SNAP
pain shoot's throughout his body more painful then any battle wound he's had inflicted before. the witch drops him and he crashes to the ground disoriented and unable to fight as he get's sealed into the tree.
centuries later when he goes to reclaim what's his from the thief he's enraged. Here she is weak and helpless in his grasps. He was hoping for a fight. But right at this moment while she's writhing around in his grasp he's reminded of the torment he went through. Weak and helpless in the grasps of a stronger, mightier, ruthless being. He then decides to inflict the pain that was cause on him to her. Those wings to her were what his other arms were to him. Since he was debilitated then so should she for waisting his time.
He get's phantom pain from time to time. On occasions he tries to reach for something when his other hands are busy only to realize he couldn't. He also needed to get used to fighting a bit different as well. But he wouldn't let that stop him from taking revenge and setting out on his destructive conquest once again.
I got Malleus’s club card!!!
look at him! So happy and cozy ☺️
Don’t… don’t look at anything else
Made a picture of Malleus and Maleanor cause they're hot.....
hahah... get it? they're hot..... like hot sauce...... Idk man I'm not good at April fools.
Baby Malleus plush
hey I'm thinking about getting the Malleus plush but I'm struggling to find a proxy service or something like it to do it any recommendations?
I am loving watching playthroughs of Disney villains cafe (might get it myself at some point). But I love Maleficent and her social media stuff the most. I'd find it really funny that maybe in the twst universe once Malleus takes the throne and Maleficia gets to retire and Lilia just shows her how to operate a phone. She somehow learns faster then Malleus and decides to try social media for fun. Every once in a while Malleus just checks in and see's his grandma livestreaming and is an occasional guest when he has the time.
Now imagine this: Maleficia and MC interacting through social media
😃 Mc as the potionista and one day Maleficia visits the cafe to review it. She realizes it’s the same child of man her grandson talks fondly of and makes a series trying to get the two together ( if anyone likes the malleus x MC ship that is) and it goes something like:
👑🐉: hello my legion of darkness! Welcome to a continuation of the getting my grandson a partner series! We’re back at the cafe again to try the potion of the week as well as further assist my grandson and MC getting together. I must thank all you who have properly informed me of recent human courting rituals. I believe this time we may bare more fruitful results!
Or here’s a funnier idea: Maleficia just unofficially adopts / takes in MC 💀
Maleficia: Malleus! I have adopted a human!
Malleus: Grandmother that’s my girlfriend / friend.
Maleficia:
Malleus:
Maleficia:
Malleus:
Mc: Can I go ho-
Maleficia: EVEN BETTER YOU HAVE SOMEONE TO PLAY WITH!
Malleus: I’m not a chi-
Maleficia: Spend time with your new playmate, Malleus. 😐
One way or another she will get that silly little human into the family whether it be in holy matrimony or surprise adoption. All for the 10 dollar discount I mean so malleus can have a companion!
Mc: listen this has been fun and all and I appreciate the service but I just don’t think I can-
👑🐉: I’ll help sponsor your cafe and also get another one in briar valley just for you if you (marry my grandson/ let me adopt you)
mc:……
*** some time later*** 🐉: is this true child of man?
Mc: ( either now his sibling or standing in front of the alter with him) I see this as an absolute win
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I am loving watching playthroughs of Disney villains cafe (might get it myself at some point). But I love Maleficent and her social media stuff the most. I'd find it really funny that maybe in the twst universe once Malleus takes the throne and Maleficia gets to retire and Lilia just shows her how to operate a phone. She somehow learns faster then Malleus and decides to try social media for fun. Every once in a while Malleus just checks in and see's his grandma livestreaming and is an occasional guest when he has the time.
Now imagine this: Maleficia and MC interacting through social media
😃 Mc as the potionista and one day Maleficia visits the cafe to review it. She realizes it’s the same child of man her grandson talks fondly of and makes a series trying to get the two together ( if anyone likes the malleus x MC ship that is) and it goes something like:
👑🐉: hello my legion of darkness! Welcome to a continuation of the getting my grandson a partner series! We’re back at the cafe again to try the potion of the week as well as further assist my grandson and MC getting together. I must thank all you who have properly informed me of recent human courting rituals. I believe this time we may bare more fruitful results!
I am loving watching playthroughs of Disney villains cafe (might get it myself at some point). But I love Maleficent and her social media stuff the most. I'd find it really funny that maybe in the twst universe once Malleus takes the throne and Maleficia gets to retire and Lilia just shows her how to operate a phone. She somehow learns faster then Malleus and decides to try social media for fun. Every once in a while Malleus just checks in and see's his grandma livestreaming and is an occasional guest when he has the time.
