"I would say you're being weird,

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

*blushes*

despite everything, it’s still you (derogatory)

“hey just a heads up that this author writes dark fics” boohoo so scary how will you survive this!!!!! seriously go and talk to a real person in real life I beg you. “hey this person likes horror movies!!!! characters are brutally killed in those movies and this person enjoys it!!!! just a heads up” this is what some of y’all sound.

i will never stop reblogging this how the fuck did she slide against the wall so perfectly

my stupid fucking head just loves to ache

happy pride month to my gays #MyGays

can we make tumblr keep the pride likes all year round they're so fun

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

They're actually a really dark purple

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

The heart wants what the heart wants

this reads like a muppet sketch

You're not wrong

World Heritage Post

biblically accurate osha violation

@robert-smirke-official

Frustratingly vague. If the lines are going into the figure on the lift, it's clearly the Vast. If they're coming out, it's more likely the Eye.

Thank god they decided to make more

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

Random tumblr blog roleplays as a philosopher. Shocks the masses by using big words just to say they think theyre better than you because you watch movies. WHHAAAAT?

thats right

the biggest word in this post is “entertained”

Anyway photography, silent films, and “talkies” (moving pictures with sound) were all invented and made by adults and mostly for adults as the audience

last time i checked its basically just Boss Baby out there. not entertaining to a high-earning professional. he’s not even actually the boss he’s a baby

you forgot kung fu panda

HAPPY FOURTH EVER INTERNATIONAL AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY!!

official aromantic visibility day