Rory Lalonde

im no disease expert sorry ma'am i cant help you there

cakeboys this dude who bakes drugs from the dreams of small children i have never had a better cupcake in my life and score catch you at the fountain the one where the band of lame baby bats trying too hard to be the next sparkling teenage heartthrob gather round for their weekly ritual of intense pimple popping and poptart eating its a date we gonna party like its your birthday

you need to introduce us i want to meet this guy. thast prety descriptive i think ill ginf it just fine *find im looking forward to this date ill bring you flowers  and alcohol

nice to meet cha dave im rory its a plaesure

((Just so everyone knows circuitheart anarchisticseer voidedvigilance Those are all mine))

THANK YOU. WERE WE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING BEFORE THIS NAME SHIT CAME UP? PROBABLY NOT.

we were just doing the introduction thing. i was making my existence known to you.

wekk monsieur lame strider ill be the jugde of that *well *judge though ill be honest and say im interested in these virsus buttferflies do tell me more on the subject

considring u get it orally does that make it an std

it dosnt need to be a sexual transfer so id say no

nice to meat you dave im rory

THAT WORKS. ALSO, CALL ME KARKAT. NOT THE ‘KIND SIR’ SHIT.

if that’s what you want karkat.

i dont knwo who this crocker guy is but i like the sound of what youve got planned count me im *in

lyins a disaese once you start theres no going back.

well i am kind of idle so

so evn my typo makes sense

ALRIGHT, RORY. IF I SUDDENLY STOP TALKING TO YOU, YOUR TYPOS ARE GIVING ME AN INTENSE MIGRAINE.

i can go back and check over my words before hitting enter if this pleases you more my kind sir.

i am willin to provied any service a pretty lady such as yuorslf would ask of me. *provide *yourself

ofc not i promise to say the truth and nothung but the truth unless uknow the truths kind of sucky and dumb which happens sometimes

honesty isthe best trait a woman cn have