Seven Minutes...

i felt bad that this kinda wasn’t shippy enough so i drew them stick figure kissing

for more young boomer, please read @blackmesaflashbackepisode !

Mmmm, *cough*, Tommy, i saw this, on a, Family, Blog, for Father, Son, Activities…..

come with me and you’ll be in a world of perpetual motion

and with every good bond villain, there’s a good “villain interrogates captured hero” scene. enter… old man yaoi.

i like the idea that tommy always stops to pose for benrey’s photos. he knows benrey likes them

you ever think about how, aside from the looser kayfabe of gnome, gordonplayer only really dropped the “this is my real life i’m gordon” kayfabe when he was speaking to coomer in the first bit of hl2vrai. how they have an unspoken shared knowledge of The Video Game. how when gordon last saw coomer, coomer was silently begging him to please Get Him Out Of The Game as the world’s god, and now he’s managed to escape on his own, and is now the one posing these grand hypotheticals to gordon? and about how the last time coomer saw gordon was pre-gnome? and now that gordonplayer’s been Gnomed, he feels so much more connected to the world of the game in an almost Dangerous way? you ever think about how that happened for like five minutes? and then coomers just gone again? boy what a performance.

when all your friends disappear basically overnight and you have no idea why and war ruins the earth so now you’re alone and have to pick up the pieces with Darnold to make a whole rebellion and you’re scared he might leave too and you still don’t know why the team left in the first place. was it you? so instead of thinking about it you just start a situationship with your stupid controversially young henchman but your stupid controversially young henchman starts actually taking care of you like a partner would and not just a fling to numb your feelings so like now what

can’t let dad know i’m playing hooky // can’t let bubby know i know where his friend is // it’s like we’re in high school again!

when one of your partners chucks the wiimote full blast by accident because he said he didn’t need the wrist strap but he clearly did and now you’ve instinctively used your small amount of leftover government powers to timestop the remote so now there’s a floating remote and things are awkward and you’re trying not to say “i told you so”

using this as an excuse to softlaunch i hc stain as aro too

oh shit sorry i didn’t know he could still see your messages

who said reading had to be a solo activity? (sinclair did)

i never knew goodbye would come so fast.

feeding his brother chef boyardee

of course i know!