idk how to flirt but i can cook for you

oh boy i start my job as a wound man tomorrow can't wait to be stabbed, sliced, slashed, lacerated, eviscerated, bludgeoned, cudgeled, beaten with rods, beaten with irons, shot with arrows, shot with cannons, have spears thrown into me, have spears thrown through me, impaled on spikes, flayed, flensed, boiled, shot with arrows again, and have rocks dropped on my head

there are several things wrong with me but I have good taste in everything so it doesn’t even matter

Anybody else love making coffee and doing fuck all

whatever.

i dont caaaaaare

google search how to make someone explode

actually that’s fine. i didn’t want the verification code anyway