Voices of the Underground

* No, it is not a heavy burden for me. *Asgore chuckles quietly* It is my duty and responsibility to look after the Underground and protect all of Monsterkind. I do not think this is such an ask, after all, someone needs to do it, and I’d rather the person who has to undertake the care of the underground be someone who can take the weight. I would not want any of my subjects to have to carry the weight of the Underground, for it would most definitely a burden to them.

* Ah yes, Tori- er that is to say, Toriel. I do miss her dearly. I know I have done a great deal, I just wish that I could find some form of resolution with her, just for one second. *Asgore sighs deeply* She is unwilling to forgive anything I’ve done, and I really can understand that. It’s just quite difficult you see, the castle is lonely, no one really is ever around besides sans every now and then. It’s peaceful, a calm loneliness. Maybe one day she’ll see the heartache I’ve gone through just to free all the monsters, maybe…  

*Yo! Totally dude! She’s like the coolest monster in like all of the underground yo. Yo she could totally beat up all my teachers… but she won’t! Because like she’s the most awesome royal guard ever and would never hurt an innocent bystander... I think that’s the word? By-stand-er? Yeah.

*Anyways! Oh god, if she didn’t exist? Yo that’s messed up dude, like Undyne’s the awesome-est, even if she didn’t exist her awesomeness would probably bring her into reality or something. But yo, real talk dude, if she didn’t exist I would probably cr- *Monster Kid sniffles* I mean be really strong and not be a baby!

*Chara! If you HAD to choose, who is your favorite monster (not counting the goat family). 

*THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS HERE!!! GRANTED A BIT LATE, MANY OBSTACLES ARE THROWN TOWARDS THOSE PURSUING GREATNESS. *several books and a cat are thrown at Papyrus* 

*BUT FEAR NOT HUMAN!!! THE GREAT PAPYRUS NEVER BACKS DOWN AND EVEN IF I HAVE BEEN CONSIDERABLY DELAYED, AS SANS WOULD SAY, BETTER LATE THAN NEVER!!! 

*Oh my dearie, ahuhuhu, I can’t give you that sort of information for free! But of course, if you’d like to… spare a few *cough* hundred *cough* then I’d be happy to give you all the information you like dearie ahuhuhu.

*you pour a sack of coins onto the table*

*How do I feel about that bonehead? *chuckles* Well I think that he is the most humerus bagless bag of bones I have ever met! He’s got quite the thick skull but he’s always up for a good chatter. Although I have to admit, when I first saw him I thought he was quite hefty, but he assured me that he’s just big-boned and is actually quite skinny, I mean to say the least he barely has any meat on his bones, none at all in fact! *Toriel laughs herself to tears at her own joke*

Alphys: H-how do we feel a-about each oth-ther? Oh m-my.

Undyne: I fucking love this cutie! Alphy is the cutest thing on this entire freakin’ planet and if anyone says otherwise… I’ll spear their punk ass straight to the moon!

Alphys: ehehe… heh, well, we d-don’t really have a m-moon down here… being underground and all.

Undyne: Well… in that case, I’ll make them live with Jerry!

Jerry: Hey guys, like it’s so lame that you’re talking about this lovey dovey crap, I wanna go home.

Undyne: Fuck off Jerry!!! *growls at Jerry menacingly*

Jerry: Lame, you guys don’t even have good internet here, I’m hungry.

Alphys: *quietly while undyne screams at Jerry being annoying in the background* I love Undyne with all my heart and I always will. *Jerry and Undyne go quiet*

Undyne: hahaha! I knew you’d finally say it! Thanks for the distraction Jerry.

Jerry: No pro-

* oh well you’ve goat to be kid-ing me. Hehe. the old lady? Yeah, me and her get along pretty good. she’s pretty punny, sometimes she makes my puns look pretty pun-y, although i’m always ready to deal out plenty of pun-ishment. 

Hey there guys, Gaster Mod here. Whew it’s been a crazy few months, I’ve been busy with school and travelling and haven’t been able to write scripts for the cast. The VotU cast has incidentally shrunk since we last posted and is in need of some replacements. The current roles we are in need of are: Flowey, Frisk, Napstablook, Chara and an audio editor. If you know anyone who might be or are interested yourself, audition away! The audition will be ending on 3rd of February so get a move on: https://www.castingcall.club/projects/voices-of-the-underground-recasting

Also, as quite a considerable amount of the cast, including myself, has been busy the ask box has backed up quite a lot. We will be doing a few of the oldest asks we’ve received and will be doing a full wipe of the ask box, if your ask doesn’t get answered, send it in again! Apologies for any inconvenience.