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You open the door and **SPLAAT**, a pie to the face! You see a truck with a sign 'Pie of the Month Club'. "I didn't sign up for... **SPLAAT** another pie in your face. "You were signed up as a gift by your boyfriend" **SPLAAT** "Then you should deliver my pie, not hit me with pies!" **SPLAAT** a pie slams into your chest. "Oh sorry! **SPLAT** "This is not a club... **SPLAAT** ...where you get a pie delivered...**SPLAAT** ...every month!" **SPLAAT**

I might have watched a liiiiitle too much Nickelodeon growing up.

Some kinks are sexy, some kinks are silly. But my kink for getting slimed? Pure, 100% joy.

I used to feel a lot of shame about it. When I was younger I was mortified that somebody would find out, and I kept my kink strictly to myself. But over time I opened up about it, and I started sharing my adventures in slapstick with other people. Now I'm open about it with dates and lovers, and even with some friends. I've never had a bad reaction - most people find it endearing or funny. After all, the point of getting pelted with pies or gooped with a bucket of slime is to make people laugh. I've even gotten a surprise pie in the face from a buddy who knows I like it!