Just People Gettin' a Pie in the Face

(Aaron and Colin are standing in a studio in a tray full of… you guessed it, cream pies)

Aaron: Oh come on, pies again?

Colin: Don’t worry, today we’re going to do a lesson in emphasis. 

Aaron: What do you mean? 

Colin: Well we’re gonna takes turns reading the same sentence and emphasize the italicized word.  

Aaron: What sentence?

Colin: The one on the bottom of the screen. 

(The words “I’M NOT GOING TO THROW A PIE IN YOUR FACE” appear at the bottom of the screen.)

Aaron: Oh okay, phew. Looks like at least neither of us will be getting pies in the face for once. 

Colin: I’ll start. 

(They both start facing the screen; each time the underlined changes.)

Colin: I’m not going to throw a pie in your face.

(A pie comes in from off screen and hits Aaron in the face). 

Aaron: (Wiping cream from his eyes) Of course. 

Colin: Your turn. 

Aaron: I’m not going to throw a pie in your face.

Colin: Thanks man! Okay My turn. I’m not going to throw a pie in your face. 

(Colin places a pie in Aaron’s face)

Aaron: What the hell man you just threw a pie in my face.

Colin: I would say I placed it in your face. 

Aaron: Ugh fine. Okay my turn. I’m not going to throw a pie in your face. 

Colin: Well what are you gonna throw? 

(Aaron looks around for something that isn’t a pie. He takes off his shirt and throws at Colin)

Colin: Ooh, freshly clean. Smells nice. Here use it wipe off your face. I knew you’d find a reason to take your shirt off. 

(Aaron wipes off his face with his shirt and throws it off screen.)

Aaron: All right, your turn. 

Colin: I’m not going to throw a pie in your face. 

(Colin picks up two pies, throws them on both sides of Aaron’s face and then one more right in the center of his face)

Aaron: Wait the underlined word went back. You were supposed to get the next one. 

Colin: I think it’s random. 

Aaron: How how convenient. 

Colin: You’re up.

Aaron: I’m not going to throw a pie in your in face. Wait, then who I am supposed pie in the face?

Colin: Uh…. Well. We’re the only two people here. 

Aaron: You’re not suggesting I throw the pie in my own face?

Colin: Look man, lots of pies left. Suck it up and take it like a man.

(Aaron reluctantly faces the camera and with two hands pies his own face)

Colin: I’m not going to throw a cream pie in your face. 

(Colin throws a pie in Aaron’s face)

Aaron: That was a cream pie!

Colin: That one was custard. 

Aaron: That’s not fair, the sentence changed. 

Colin: I don’t make the rules.

Aaron: Who does??

Colin: The writers, I guess? You’re up.

Aaron: I’m not going to throw a cream pie in your face. Wait I already had that word. 

Colin: Well like you said, it’s a new sentence. 

Aaron: Oh come on.

Colin: I’m not going to throw a banana cream pie in your face. 

(Colin throws a chocolate cream pie in Aaron’s face)

Aaron: The sentence is adding words!

Colin: That’s true man. You’ve had enough. I’m done. 

Aaron: You’re not gonna throw another pie in my face?

(The sentence appears at the bottom again)

Colin: No. I’m not going throw a pie in your face

Aaron: What’s that supposed to mean?

Colin: Well I can pie in the chest. (Colin pies Aaron in the chest) Your head (Colin places the pie on top of Aaron’s head) Or your crotch. (Pies Aaron in the crotch)

Aaron: Wait that was supposed to be my line! 

Colin: Oops I’m so sorry you’re right. 

Aaron: (Picks up the last pie) You gotta let me pie you. 

Colin: We’ve exhausted the sentence enough.

Aaron: Who cares? You need to get pied. 

Colin: Okay fine. I’ll let you pie me.

Aaron: You’re seriously gonna let me do this?

Colin: Of course not. 

(Colin takes Aaron hand maneuvering so Aaron smashes the last pie in his own face) 

Aaron: I HATE these skits. (One more pie come from off screen and hits Aaron in the face) Aaron: WHY??