Amor y Dolor

How I learned about this was “no space, leave this place” always check the mirrors in changing rooms etc, ladies.

i like being complimented on my eyes and on my oral sex techniques 

I’m sorry but if you think “it’s impossible to make a joke nowadays without offending someone” then you were never funny in the first place. It’s really not that hard to be a little creative and come up with a joke that doesn’t dehumanize someone.

we need more support for black women with flat butts who were told all their life by black men they weren’t black enough or made fun of

Or give them a SQUAT regime. The curve takes dedication.

or ya know not and just tell them that’s it’s okay if they don’t have a butt it don’t make them less of a person

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

Tbh fuck anyone who takes my attention for granted, if I wait by my phone 24/7 for a text from you while I’m ignoring everyone else’s double texts you better feel fucking special bc it’s so rare for someone to catch my eye. if you don’t act like you care i’ll eventually act like I never met you.

I second that ^