Shit just got real.

these damn kids and their *looks at hand* desire to save the earth

let fat girls be princesses. let fat girls be goddesses draped in translucent gowns. let fat girls wear pastels and miniskirts and high-waisted shorts and crop tops. let fat girls wear leather boots and spike up their hair or shave it off completely. let fat girls be fat girls in their own way without any unnecessary limitations.

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

what kind of eyes do y’all have 

How does it feel to wake up everyday and know you can snap like that

Damn. If I was on that street I would’ve just frozen.

She’s like a siren

do u ever think about that one person u thought u would never get over and ur like damn i was so dramatic

Adult Life™ is being excited when ur municipality finally agrees to exchange ur old garbage bin with a new one after years of arguing with them

listen it’s not about the garbage bin (well, it is, but), it’s about beating your opponent through patience and a consistent strategy. Take that Ivan from public services, who’s ‘’not liable for a replacement’’ now ahahaha 

do i hate my life? Absolutely. do i get to do that next to my new garbage bin every morning as i drink my coffee and yearn for the sweet release of death? You bet your ass