Doggone Delilah

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

I Wonder A Lot About Being Six. Will I Miss Being Five?

One day youll even be seven! ...but not for a long time

But Maybe Ill Be Eight For A Really Really Really Long Time

I miss you. I miss you so much.

flaccid cock in panties voted the cutest thing you can send to your sibling when they least expect it

come over and grope my tummy while i make obscene noises and cook you food

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

kind of incredible how many last legs you can end up having if you're desperate. I'm like a millipede out here

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

periodically i think some shit like. "maybe i'm not actually plural and instead i just made up different assumed identities to adapt to scenarios around me and then arbitrarily decided that they'd have names." and then i think about what i just said

in parkour civilization doms make their subs miss easy jumps as part of something called "noobplay"

Of course I contradict myself. I contain multitudes [suddenly getting defensive] But not in a plural way. I’m not plural [trying not to seem ableist] Not that there’s anything wrong with that [three year old alter takes over] Abaa, lalala,

I sniff my screen out of respect whenever a mutual sends me nudes