i'm a constantine.

“Let’s play dress-up.”

“You’re a right ass.”

“You have something to say to my ass, it’s right here waiting.”

“Tell us we’re beautiful.”

“Ah, the good stuff then.”

“You live but once.”

“Well hello, handsome stranger.”

“Honestly, I’m not the yelling type.”

“And all I had to do was scream at nothing!”

“That’s terrible. Stop it.”

“Now throw a shirt on. Or don’t.”

“Look at their awful nubbin teeth.”

“So you liked a girl once! Such juicy gossip!”

“So I can go back to forgetting we know each other.”

“See you two never again.”

“It’s what they say about me. Reliable.”

“I’ll cry myself raw tonight. I really will.”

“Let’s grab ourselves a drink.”

“We’re not braiding hair.”

“Man the hell up and admit you’re lost in this.”

“When have I ever had a bad idea?”

“Just reminding you all your ideas are terrible.”

“They looked like they needed a drink.”

“Lots of things have gone wrong at subways.”

“Now there’s a terrible idea still on the table.”

“It’s the thrill of substainably farmed, reasonably prized alaskan salmon.”

“Hell, I could stop Justin-bloody-Bieber.”

“I felt like I was going to die. I felt like I was going to live forever.”

“Now why would I do a silly thing like that?”

“You like the creepy crawly stuff then?”

“I can practically see you blushing.”

“Honestly, there’s no pleasing her.”

“And what does a pretty young boy like you know of murder?”

“Praise the lord and all his asses.”

“This is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.”

“Never took you as the boring type.”

“Well, I’m not your nursemaid.”

“Can’t a fellow break in for a simple reminiscence?”

“I don’t want to know anything.”

“That’s not a tear for me, is it?”

“Don’t even have the faintest what I’m looking for, really.”

“The difference is only in your intention.”

“Can’t you find it in your heart to help a lost soul?”

“I seriously, professionally, need your help.”

“I’ll never forgive you for this.”

“Perfect moment to eat up all the neighbors.”

“Whatever strange force in the universe wants me to shag that bloke needs to bugger off.”

“Lord, that’s a bit dark even for me.”

“Bit of an asshole, really. Not the best lay, either. But nice shoulders.”

“Okay, so what have we learned?”

“I should curse this thing and put it back there.”

“She’s a 22-year-old art school kid of course she thought she could handle it.”

“You can’t just eat other people’s dogs!”

“There are pointy things in there, you’ll get hurt.”

“I don’t need anyone. I never have.”

“You can stay here and get murdered.”

“I’m having trouble denying myself, here.”

“You only want me for my brioche.”

“This is no way to pay a visit.”

“How’s that different from any tuesday?”

“Trees alone do not eat people.”

“What makes me your go-to gardener?”

“And you’re a bit of an asshole.”

“Kids nowadays. Nobody knows how to find a proper spot to shag in a bush.”

“You’re tripping high as a kite, aren’t you?”

“So it’s just going to be right to the stabbing, then.”

“Nobody understands the art of foreplay anymore.”

          i’m not as big a bastard as my uncle john. not quite.

You will always fall in love, and it will always be like having your throat cut, just that fast.

You are going to break your promise. I understand.

You’re lonely too.

It will stop your breath, how cruel I can be.

I am a demanding creature. I am selfish and cruel and extremely unreasonable.

I am your servant.

I crawl at your feet; for before your love, your kisses, I am debased.

For you alone I will be weak.

I belong here, and you will not deny me.

I say these things, and the world listens.

I do not tolerate a world emptied of you. I have tried.

In the dark, I have pored over the loss of you like pale gold.

I will not let her speak because I love her, and when you love someone, you do not make them tell war stories.

I moved the earth and the water for you.

You will always run away with her.

You will always lose her.

You will always be a fool.

You will always be dead, in a city of ice, snow falling into your ear.

You have already done all of this and will do it again.

No one should be judged for loving more than they ought, only for loving not enough.

We look terrible to you, and severe, and you see our blood flying.

What we carry between us is hard-won, and we made it just as we wished it to be, just the color, just the shape.

There need never be any rules between us.

Let us be greedy together; let us hoard.

Do not leave me, swear that you will never leave me.

I am selfish. I am cruel. My mate cannot be less than I.

Sleep with fists closed and shoot straight.

I can’t abide a poor liar.

You look like a winter’s night. I could sleep inside the cold of you.

Oh, quit that. Blushing is for virgins and Christians.

Scold me; deny me. Tell me you want what you want and damn me forever. But don’t leave me.

Bad luck relies on absolutely perfect timing.

In his own country, Death can be kind.

What is the world but a boxing ring where fools and devils put up their fists?

Men die. It’s practically what they’re for.

I am no one; I am nothing.

Nothing in me was not made by you.

A revelation is always the end of something. It might even be cause for grief.

Just tell yourself a story that’ll satisfy you and pretend he told it.

Forever isn’t bright; it isn’t like that. Forever is cold and hard and final.

I savor bitterness - it is born of experience. It is the privilege of one who has truly lived.

If you want to kill yourself, do not use us as your knife.

What did I do wrong? Was I boring? Did I ignore you?

Don’t you dare speak to me like that.

I have worn nothing but blood and death for years.

I have fought all your battles for you, just as you asked me.

I have learned not to cry when I strangle a man.

I have learned to watch everything die.

I am not a little girl anymore, dazzled by your magic. It is my magic, now, too.

Are we not devils?

No one is now what they were before the war.

I have not seen you without your skin on.

Close up your head; your brain is getting loose.

We obsess. It’s in our nature.

I’ve a devil of a habit for being right.

In war you must always choose sides.

If you try to be a bridge laid down between them, they will tear you in half.

We are all dead. All equal. Broken and aimless and believing we are alive.

My old bones will follow yours soon enough.

It is better to be strong and cruel than to be fair.

I will see him with his skin off before I agree to fall in love.

After love, no one is what they were before.

I have survived, but I have not been spared.

In the space of one heartbeat to another I loved you and I was lost to you.

Frighten me, make me cry, only come back.

It’s not so bad, my darling. Being dead. It’s like being alive, only colder.

You’ll think it’s love, while he dines on your heart.

You will be so beautiful when you are old.

I cannot keep you and I cannot let you go.

You will live as you live in any world…with difficulty, and grief.

I look at you and it is like my throat being cut.

She said you’d come and I swore to eat your heart.

I still want to kiss you.

My heart is being cut in two. I cannot bear it.

What happens to anything beautiful?

“So this is how you’ve been hiding from me?”

“We are born into this world the same way we will leave it: alone.”

“I’m not sure what’ll give me more pleasure: the money, or seeing his face.”

“The stuff he’s talking about? It is exactly what you need.”

“Say one more word and I’ll colonize your face with my fist.”

“I can’t tell you how bad I feel even being here, because I know I shouldn’t even be asking you this, but I have no one else to turn to.”

“You’re scared. You needn’t be.”

“I don’t owe you for what you did, but you should know: I won’t ever forget it.”

“You have no idea what’s going on, right? So you just kind of have to let go and go with it.”

“You just look them right in the eye, and you lie.”

“This is like some crazy witch burning shit.”

“You cannot kill a man like that. If you want to do it right, you aim here, for the jugular.”

“You came back. I knew you would.” 

“If I wasn’t such a bad person, I would let you get on with your life.” 

“It’s not something you make happen; it’s something you let happen.” 

“I just spent the last two hours getting my ass reamed by the feds.” 

“There are few things that are unpleasant to me than to hear you whine.”

“Impossibility is a kiss away from reality.” 

“I’m not calling you or anyone else.” 

“Sometimes, violence is necessary. Violence changes things.” 

“You are safer there than where you were.” 

“I didn’t tell you because I didn’t think I’d ever have to revisit this part of my life. I’m sorry.”

“If you guys are starting some crime fighting super team Charlie’s Angels shit, you count me in.”

“Legality is a bit of a moving target.”  

“I know I’m the bad guy.” 

“Fuck her in good health.” 

“I would never go straight.” 

“I’m sensing a bit of a negative vibe here.” 

“If you didn’t hear voices at least once, you were doing something wrong.” 

“Just promise me no matter what you have to do, you will not let that happen to me.” 

“Gods don’t give a shit about us. I speak from experience.”  

“Only thing I want to ruin is that smart mouth.” 

“Love ain’t nothing but a black hole.” 

“If life has taught me anything, it’s that I can take a punch.” 

“Not fair? This is the real fucking world. Nothing’s fucking fair.” 

“The idea of praying to a god to somehow influence my own fate is both primitive and terribly sad.”

“I don’t know what you should do. All I know is what I have to do.” 

“I was living in two separate worlds. And then somehow they crashed into one another. Now everything is dead.”

“I was afraid that if I came here I would want to die – or worse, that I wouldn’t want to.”

“I want to believe that the past is done with us the moment we are done with it.”

“What makes us ‘us’ is far less important than what makes them ‘them’.”

“Lying is easy. It’s what I do.“ 

“I know what you did. You will pay. I swear it!”

“I’m an all access kind of girl.”

“This is a bad place. You should not be here.”

“Some things in our lives are inevitable.”

“Crying won’t help him.”

“I don’t know how to use my fists, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know how to fight.”

“What kind of man betrays his own fucking family?”

“When I give instructions, I expect them to be followed.”

“You didn’t expect this, did you? Have you made a mistake?”

“Are you real?”

Send one to my muse for their reaction

“Oh my God. Can you hear me?”

“Breathe. Come on… breathe, please…”

“What did they do to you?”

“D-Did you see what they did to me?”

“It didn’t hurt this much at first…”

“How long has that been bleeding?”

“It’s okay. You’re going to be okay.”

“I thought they were going to kill me…”

“I thought I’d never get out of there.”

“Oh, thank God you’re okay!”

“Can you tell me what happened?”

even more starters·random starters from various sources (once again, from spotify playlists, random commentary, tv shows, books, movies, and my brain).

❝A little warning would have been nice!❞

❝You almost shot me! Again!❞

❝Hide your wives, hide your daughters, hell, hide your sheep!❞

❝I saw how you danced for them. There is no more need for that innocent act.❞

❝You’ll have to rip my bento box from my cold, dead hands.❞

❝Book? What book?❞

❝It’s all lies! Slander I say!❞

❝So after we were finished, he reached for his phone and began to play Candy Crush.❞

❝You owe me. I mean really owe me.❞

❝Stop it, you’re being even more rude than usual.❞

❝The cold and I don’t mix.❞

❝You look like you were fucked thoroughly last night. Was it worth it?❞

❝I had sex behind the court house.❞

❝Public sex is the best kind of sex next to make up, angry sex.❞

❝They hold you to a different standard because you are not some peasant roaming the streets. You are royalty.❞

❝If you are going to dance, at least pretend you can dance well.❞

❝You have far too much darkness within your heart. You will not be able to enter this place.❞

❝If, for example, you are alive at the bottom of the sea, I shall cut off my two legs and become a fish.❞

❝I want to fall asleep while embraced.❞

❝I once believed long ago that I could wish upon a star and my dreams will come true. Now I know such things are false.❞

❝I will savor the day I can watch you fall.❞

❝I will hunt you down & I will not show mercy.❞

❝There is little we can do. The rot has begun to set in.❞

❝You can keep your little princess in her proper little place. But if she follows all your orders, does exactly what she’s told? She will never ever grow up, she will only grow old.❞

❝Good deed? You so called good deed sentenced him to death.❞

❝That child will do whatever it takes to survive ; I suggest you do the same.❞

❝I am the Queen/King & I demand respect.❞

❝You will find me at the corner of 5th avenue & 57th street.❞

❝Girls don’t want smelly boys. They want chocolate, pretty shoes, and a good fuck every week.❞

❝I want you to break me with your own hands.❞

❝Have you stepped into your own trap, my lord? Any evidence you have against me, you yourself bought and paid for. Do you now begin to believe it?❞

❝Why must you leave a king to follow you? Why not a QUEEN?❞

❝It is true. I was unfaithful to you with all of them. With half your court. With soldiers of your guard, with grooms, with stablehands. Look for the rest of your life at every man that ever knew me and wonder if I didn’t find him a better man than you!❞

❝ I have a little neck.❞

❝You make love as you eat, with a great deal of noise and no subtlety!❞

❝Will you not kiss your daughter?❞

❝She has the face of a simpering sheep. And the manners. But not the morals. I don’t want her near me.❞

❝How DARE you and the rest of your barbarians set fire to my library?❞

❝You have such bony knees.❞

❝Queens. Queens. Strip them naked as any other woman, they are no longer queens.❞

❝I will not be told where I can go and where I cannot go!❞

❝The King has asked for me?❞

❝Even in carnal matters?❞

❝I shall not go the way of my sister!❞

❝Power is as exciting as love, I discover.❞

❝And who has more power than our dearest king/queen?❞

❝Touch her, and I’ll have her sent from court.❞

❝Mind your tongue, or I’ll have you sent from court.❞

❝I ORDER you.❞

❝…I think I’m a good person. I think there’s good in everyone.❞

❝I see these kids I’ve known all my life and wonder: What happened?❞

❝Remember those days when we were singing and clapping, happy and napping, baking cookies, eating paste?❞

❝College will be paradise.❞

❝Grow up. Bulimia’s so ‘87.❞

❝…Before you answer: I also do report cards, permission slips and absence notes.❞

❝For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure.❞

❝You LIAR.❞

❝They will say my child is the bastard, regardless of what you do.❞

❝I care not who has the title “bastard” when I am dead.❞

❝You are the QUEEN. A girl this time, a boy the next.❞

❝Chaos is great! chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling!❞

❝Don’t read it. She’s having extra-heavy flow and wanted some advice from my gyno.❞

❝What’s your damage?❞

❝Sorry but I really had to wake you. See I decided that I must ride you ‘til I break you.❞

❝I think we broke my mattress.❞

❝No sleep tonight for you, better chug that Mountain Dew.❞

❝I’m like oxygen. I’m everywhere.❞

❝Thus ending her hangover. I say we go with Big Blue.❞

❝Shoulda thought of that before you killed me. I’m gonna be coughing up drain cleaner for eternity.”❞

❝Why are you not dead? Why do you live? How do you live? Why do you not lie at the deepest hole of the sea, bloodless, and bloated, and at peace with honorable death?❞

❝There are never enough hours in the days of a queen, and her nights have too many.❞

❝I was hoping you’d rip my clothes off me, sport.❞

❝I bet there’s all kinds of interesting things in that locker. Maybe some “ich luge” bullets…?”❞

❝I hope she’ll be a fool – that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.❞

❝And I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.❞

❝You’re worth the whole damn bunch put together.❞

❝Surprise, surprise.❞

❝I’m older, but hardly more wise.❞

❝Is she beautiful?❞

❝I have borne you a daughter, Your Majesty.❞

❝Your Queen, I cannot be. Your mistress, I will not be.❞

❝For men love what they cannot have, and hate what they cannot control.❞

❝If I must die, then I will die boldly, as I have lived.❞

❝But stars come out at night.❞

❝I am a fool to own it, but I am in a fever for his/her touch.❞

❝Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.❞

❝Is that how it is? You fuck me and go behind my back and pledge your love to another?❞

❝Cut the shrill voice alright? I can hardly hear myself think.❞

❝If you wake me up, I will throw sharp objects at you.❞

❝Okay, I get your angry, but you should know better than to antagonize them.❞

❝They’re as far away as I could send them.❞

❝Are we ruled by superstition?❞

❝I do not fear the people.❞

❝BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?❞

❝On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?❞

❝It is okay to cry. Crying is a natural response to pain.❞

❝What good is that act, unless every person in this kingdom first swears an oath to you? To both of us?❞

❝Welcome to the nerd lab.❞

❝The more important they think they are, the quicker they finish.❞

❝Stay silent, & perhaps they will spare you.❞

❝Wanna fight for me?❞

❝Hey, are you still alive?❞

❝You speak as though you have seen this yourself.❞

❝You’re late. You missed quite a show.❞

❝Such tragic lovers.❞

❝I honestly don’t find that to be romantic. It’s pathetic.❞

❝Love? You think love will save you?❞

❝Only fools believe that soulmates exist.❞

❝I don’t know why the hell you want to sit courtside, unless you’re THAT desperate for balls in your face.❞

❝Gather the sheets and burn them. They cannot find evidence of this.❞

❝The blood is in your hands, not mine.❞

❝You speak as though you are innocent in this.❞

❝You took their heart and destroyed it.❞

❝Do you like killing? Do you like to watch the fear in their eyes as you bring your blade even closer to them?❞

❝I do not fear death.❞

❝Am I in hell?❞

❝If you think for a moment, then you’ll find it.❞

❝I will not be meek or obedient.❞

❝You do not own me. I am not your property or anyone else’s for that matter.❞

❝And you think sleeping with someone who is married is going to add excitement to your life?❞

❝There are worst fates.❞

❝I would rather die than be locked in a cage.❞

❝You can take that pen and shove it up your ass.❞

❝Let me see your face.❞

❝My computer is acting weirder than usual. Did you give it an energy drink or something?❞

❝TV makes shit look so easy.❞

❝I could try, but no promises.❞

❝I just want to go home and shower.❞

❝That cat looks like he wants to murder us in our sleep.❞

❝I think there are better things to do in this city other than gawk at the buildings.❞

❝Put. those. cookies. down.❞

❝Oh shit, I made a booboo.❞

❝Banana monkeys apple balls!❞

❝What sort of insult is that? My cat can do a better job.❞

❝I have my eye on you. And I mean one eye. The other one is keeping an eye on the other guy.❞

❝You’re quite defiant, aren’t you.❞

❝Hold your tongue, or I will cut it out myself.❞

❝Bring them BACK.❞

❝I shall go to my grave loving you. HATING YOU.❞

❝Those who refuse will die.❞

❝How do you forget?❞

❝This was supposed to be a surprise damn it.❞

❝High or low, they will sign or they will die.❞

❝I believe in choices, both good and bad.❞

❝I didn’t fall off the horse. I held on for dear life as the horse dragged me along for a period of many years.❞

❝Funny how things work out. You love me now, when I do not love you.❞

❝I hate you. I hate your desire & MINE.❞

❝Call it what you wish, but you and I both know it’s the truth.❞

❝Don’t speak to me as if you know what I am suffering through. You know nothing.❞

❝Shut your eyes then.❞

❝That child saved your life.❞

❝Hey if you ever need some RELIEF, you know where to go.❞

❝I am no whore, despite what you like to think.❞

❝Beauty fades.❞

❝Mac or PC, I don’t care.❞

❝Find a legal way then.❞

❝Their blood is on your hands. Not mine.❞

❝Can’t make a habit of this you know.❞

❝Can I stay with you? I can’t be alone to my thoughts. The darkness will claim me again.❞

❝You swore you would protect me!❞

❝You are a toad.❞

❝What did you do, roll around in pig shit?❞

❝Get out you snake.❞

❝If they hurt me, then I will close my eyes.❞

❝There is nothing you can say that hasn’t already been said.❞

❝Music is important. There are so many advantages.❞

❝I couldn’t sleep. Can I stay here?❞

❝You are my soul mate!❞

❝I once tried to read that. I couldn’t get through the book.❞

❝BURN ME THEN. Do you think I care now that you have taken everything from me?❞

❝To love? Or to spy?❞

❝Which witch is which?❞

❝I signed up for a fun adventure in a creepy mansion. I didn’t sign up for demons trying to murder me.❞

❝Who’s your daddy now?❞

❝I’ll be good, I promise.❞

❝Do you hate me so much you would do this?❞

❝I loved you! I gave you my heart & you stepped on it.❞

❝My love for you surpasses everything.❞

❝I am a fool, yes. But this fool loves you. Do you hear me? I love you.❞

❝Take it from me as best you can, but there will come a time that you can no longer deny it.❞

❝Will you give yourself to me?❞

❝Once, I think I could have loved you. But now, I think I can only despise you.❞

❝My heart cannot take this secrecy anymore. Why must I hide my feelings for you?❞

❝You can try.❞

❝I think that there are better ways to spend my time than to listen to their insults.❞

❝Pathetic.❞

❝Children? Oh no, I– I don’t think I can even have children.❞

❝Impossible things can be possible if you have enough hope.❞

❝Did they touch you?❞

❝I don’t think I can move.❞

❝The best time of year is when I can cuddle with you in front of the fire.❞

❝My heart belongs to one being and it is you.❞

❝I need help. I cannot face this alone.❞

❝You ask far too much. Please, don’t make me do this.❞

❝Are you pregnant?❞

❝I’m pregnant.❞

❝I’m sorry, but your child is dead.❞

❝Who is the father?❞

❝How can you love a person like him/her?❞

❝Monster!❞

❝You are not a monster. Stop thinking that you are!❞

❝There is nothing you could have done. Their life was forfeit the moment they left this place.❞

❝Y-You? What are you doing here?❞

❝The last dance you will ever have is with me.❞

❝We are two ships in the night.❞

❝The shadows grow darker.❞

❝It will not be long before the darkness consumes your heart.❞

❝You belong to me now.❞

❝You WITCH.❞

❝You sold your soul to the devil & for what?❞

❝Revenge will be mine.❞

❝The dogs will eat their fill of you and shit your remains onto the crags.❞

❝Our Grand Rite now is done. Blood dimmed dawn now shall come. Powers of the moon and sun ignite. All flesh trembles at the sight. Thirteen souls fed to hungry earth opens the way for our dark lord’s birth.❞

❝Oh this ain’t right. This ain’t right. Any fool can feel that, even this fool.❞

❝ I shall miss the dazzling wit of your conversation.❞

❝This is my vow. I will meet you here, before the moon goes above those trees. I swear it.❞

❝You know, my father said this was the land of second chances. This can be ours. All we have to do is walk away.❞

❝Living in here and not believing in witches is like living in London and not believing in fog. It is to deny what is right in front of you.❞

❝Love is a two-faced coin and one is certainly betrayal.❞

❝Love is not a lost cause. I will not betray the one true love of my life.❞

❝If. Such a small word with such immense consequence. For all of us.❞

❝The wine is from God. The drunkard is from the devil.❞

❝I recognize the symptoms of your illness, and it’s not called marsh fever. You’re with child.❞

❝He’s insane.❞

❝This is a good day for him.❞

❝If you knew my father, you’d commend me for waiting this long.❞

❝How long may we enjoy your curative presence in town?❞

❝There was a reason for my marriage. Remind me of it.❞

❝Is it murder to defend your mother’s honor?❞

❝And if these times have made you clever, the coming months may thrust genius upon you.❞

❝You care so much for someone you hardly know.❞

❝That was the bravest thing I’ve ever seen, like a man sticking his head inside a lion’s jaw. I would gladly reward you for your bravery.❞

❝All things are permissible in our dreams.❞

❝I believe trust needs to be earned.❞

❝The others bought and sold. We merely proved ourselves better at the game, but we draw the line at murder. Do we not?❞

❝I do tend to win whatever battles I fight.❞

❝You’re not the only one who knows what it feels like to hold desires that come true only in dreams. But every morning we have a choice – forget our dreams or live them.❞

❝True malice like that which powers the Grand Rite ferments best in a loveless heart. I have looked into your heart and it is anything but loveless.❞

❝And so the queen came to rule the king and all of his kingdom and thus became the Queen of the Night. And so she lived happily ever after.❞

❝For it was not by a kiss she might make a frog into a prince, but by a kiss that she make a king into a toad.❞

❝That night she felt one monster on top of her and another inside and she glimpsed what her soul was becoming and learned her first lesson as queen: be careful what you wish for.❞

❝You know the worst part about becoming a queen? You often have to marry a king.❞

❝Not all queens start as princesses.❞

❝Your eyes. So filled with want. The hard part is not getting what you want, child. The hard part is knowing what you want.❞

❝We had a deal.❞

❝I want to be just like you.❞

❝Sometimes in life we make choices. These choices in life they lead us to do things, terrible things and we don’t wish to, we’d do anything not to. Choice informs choice. They don’t resemble anything you’d have wanted or wish for. Tell me if it was like that. If it was a difficult choice. Please. Please. So that I may still believe in goodness.❞

❝I murdered 20 men and I make no excuses for myself. Will you have me arrested?❞

❝The dead don’t lie.❞

❝I am the only one that knows.❞

❝The next lie to cross your lips will be your last.❞

❝You would threaten me, your one true ally?❞

❝So you would buy me outright?❞

❝I want it to stop. The torture, the torment, the suffering… or I will tell them. I will tell them all who and what you are.❞

❝We know that what we desire and what we must do to survive are often at odds.❞

❝My husband’s affliction has robbed him of both reason and sense.❞

❝We’ve lost control. She’s no longer ours.❞

❝Why? Because this is the fulfillment of all our dreams. Vengeance for centuries of oppression.❞

❝I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a mixture of reason and bullshit in a man.❞

❝There was a time when I might have suckled more than a toad.❞

❝All the world shall be yours in return; all the world.❞

❝You asked who would do such a thing. The answer is many people.❞

❝The witch hunt has begun and we will be runninng the trials.❞

❝He/She has all the sweetness of an apple on a tree.❞

❝This dog will come back and bite.❞

❝Save your thoughts. Say nothing.❞

❝You must cry for me, for I have no more tears.❞

❝Where is the murderer?❞

❝Be careful, be very careful, or you might find yourself wearing peasant shoes.❞

❝You see I’ve lost everything in this town that I ever cared for. You however, you have everything left to lose. A sentiment that makes you vulnerable.❞

❝Do not stare at him in public. It weakens you.❞

❝The only thing keeping me alive is the look on your face.❞

❝All things return, like every salty tear returns to the sea.❞

“I feel like I know her.”

“It’s not hacking if you get paid for it.”

“You’ve led a lot of different lives.”

“Tell me honestly: am I sounding crazy?”

“You got a funny look in your eye.”

“You hot for me or something?”

“I know I’m USDA prime cut, but you should know I don’t swing that way.”

“I was just thinking about what you said…”

“We don’t mean nothing to nobody.”

“You gotta teach me that trick.”

“I don’t owe you for what you did.”

“I’ve been thinking about my life, and all of the mistakes that I’ve made.”

“What kind of name is _________?”

“Serves you right.”

“I think that you should go.”

“I’m not going anywhere.”

“I’m not crazy.”

“Don’t touch me!”

“You are not my family.”

“Who could take their eyes off her?”

“She never even looked at me, not once.”

“My father taught me that fortune favors the bold.”

“Would you like to come upstairs and run some lines with me?”

“I’m not used to men telling me no.”

“Are you awake?”

“Don’t lie.”

“That’s the whole point: the uncertainty of our humanity!”

“You know I’m just jealous.”

“Is there someone else?”

“I couldn’t sleep.”

“If you don’t let me upstairs I’m gonna fall asleep on this doorstep.”

“You know I never say no to bubbles.”

“My family can be complicated.”

“I sometimes feel your hesitation.”

“I know there are a lot of things that might seem like they’re separating us.”

“The only world I want to live in is one where we can be together.”

“Open the door.”

“This is not a good idea.”

“We need to talk. OK?”

“I’ve been thinking, um… I need some space.”

“I know where you’re going with this.”

“My heart belongs to another.”

“It’s just a little harmless sex.”

“Fan-fucking-tastic.”

“What do you think you’re gonna get out of this?”

“This is like a dream come true.”

“You can’t keep me here against my will.”

“Nocturnal emissions don’t count as a psychic phenomenon.”

“I’m here to help you guys catch the bad guys.”

“I’ve been hearing things and feeling things and seeing things.”

“I’m so scared.”

“Fucked up dreams I got plenty of.”

“Drugs are like shoes. Everyone needs them, but they don’t always fit.”

“You know what they told you, and you know what your senses are telling you. The question is: which of the two are you going to trust?”

“I don’t have much time.”

“What the fuck?!”

“That’s a lot of dead people.”

“If it didn’t hurt to breathe right now, I’d hug you.”

“Just keep thinking good thoughts.”

“If there’s something good or beautiful in any of this, please, enlighten me.”

“Sorry, I have a reputation to maintain.”

“Don’t panic, but I think we’ve been through here before.”

“What am I hearing? I don’t want to hear this! I’m not hearing this!”

“If we keep going, eventually we’ll get somewhere! Probably an airing cupboard. I seem to wind up in those a lot.”

“I can’t believe I wore this! Maker, what was I thinking?”

“You’re telling me you never gave your blade the ol’ spit shine?”

“Wait… What are you talking about?”

“Let’s see. Do I respond well to threats? I don’t think I do.”

“Shall we end this quickly?”

“You have not paid for your crime yet.”

“Who’s laughing now, huh?”

“You are the last of nothing. This is pointless… you’ve lost.”

“I know your game. No shadows. No lies. Just you and me.”

“Do you have any idea what’s at stake here?”

“The hate you inspire is unfortunate.”

“You better have a good reason for bothering me.”

“Does the word ‘insane’ mean anything to you?”

“Not listening! La la-la la la!”

“Somebody’s been drinking.”

“That’s a most offensive odor!”

“I am a woman and I reserve the right to be inconsistent!”

“Let’s show them our hearts, and then show them theirs.”

“Congratulations, you have found a waste bin.”

“I saw you playing with that kitten!”

“Let’s see… When was the last time I slipped my hand into some dark hole? Hmm… Long story, that.”

“You can probe me anytime.”

“Now that we’ve talked about tying me up in that context, do we have any extra rope about?”

“I have just browned my trousers, yes?”

“Andraste’s flaming sword - I know where babies come from!”

“Are your fruits forbidden?”

“Where can I get some sauce for that rump roast?”

“Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I’m stranded somewhere without any pants.“ 

“We were already doomed. A quick death now or a slow one later - I’d rather die fighting.”

“Well, it can be a lot to take in I know.”

“I swear it was this big!”

“Don’t look, but I think that whore’s making eyes at you.”

“I am not cleaning this up.”