boy rotting era

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

what happens if im all 3?

All three??

Really?

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

why is it sooo hard to conclude essays. I said all that because fuck you thats why

Lowkey love the word grasp. There’s a desperation to it. You can never casually grasp something

my mind palace is made out of drywall and it is occupied by an angry 16 year old american boy who keeps punching holes into the wall and that is why i dont remember things

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

listened to a song i already liked a lot and it suits The Character disgustingly well 200 people healed 500 saved

you can add shorts or panties to a nude mechanical creature to make it clear you are a senseless pervert

how to relax and enjoy life for beginners

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

Having some decorations you like in your bedroom will improve your general mental health btw. Won’t cure you but it’ll make a big difference.