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GFM for Mona's family. GFM for Mona's sister and niece.

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: KPop Demon Hunters (2025) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jinu/Rumi (KPop Demon Hunters) Characters: Rumi (KPop Demon Hunters), Zoey (KPop Demon Hunters), Mira (KPop Demon Hunters), Celine (KPop Demon Hunters), More characters to be added - Character, Original Characters Additional Tags: Comedy, Fantasy, Fluff, Action, Canon-Typical Violence, Fanon, Headcanon, i cannot stress the fanon/headcanon tags enough, Girl Power, Anachronistic, more to come - Freeform Summary:

A few weeks have passed since the birth of the new honmoon, and the girls have officially started a new chapter in their lives. But the past isn’t so keen on being left behind.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Renfield (Movie 2023) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Dracula/Robert Montague Renfield (Renfield) Characters: Robert Montague Renfield (Renfield), Dracula Additional Tags: christ where do i… start, Abusive Relationships, Abuse, Mind Control, Drug Use, Squick, Mind fucking, Wet & Messy, Rough Sex, Artistic Liberty: Vampire Physiology Edition, Comedy, Crack, Crack… in many forms, 1980s, Pre-film, Blood and Gore, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, this is so toxic alexa play bad blood by taylor swift, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Dubious Consent, please contact me if i need to add more tags Summary:

Renfield didn’t want to cause his Master any trouble. That was the last thing he wanted to do.

And he told himself this, for the hundredth time now, as he sat rocking back and forth in the jail’s holding cell.

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i have not written anything since december 2022, and the elation i feel writing again is just… incredible.

ANYWAY!!!

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pokemon GO Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Willow-hakase | Professor Willow/Original Pokemon Trainer(s), Willow-hakase | Professor Willow/Original Character(s) Characters: Willow-hakase | Professor Willow, Original Pokemon Trainer(s), Original Male Character(s), Original Female Character(s), Original Non-Binary Character Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Shameless Smut, Wet & Messy, Original Character(s), Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Foot Jobs, Sex Toys, Hand Jobs, did you guys know this is porn, Artistic Liberties, Exhibitionism Summary:

Professor Willow is a kind, dedicated, and friendly mentor. Just a tad more friendly to some more than others.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dr. Eggman | Dr. Robotnik & Agent Stone Characters: Dr. Eggman | Dr. Robotnik, Agent Stone (Sonic the Hedgehog 2020) Additional Tags: Masturbation, Fantasizing, Sex Toys, Comedy, Crack, loud shrugging Summary:

Robotnik has a little “me time”.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: DuckTales (Cartoon 2017), DarkWing Duck - Fandom Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Drake Mallard/Launchpad McQuack, Darkwing Duck | Drake Mallard/Launchpad McQuack Characters: Drake Mallard, Darkwing Duck | Drake Mallard, Launchpad McQuack Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Cosplay, Roleplay, Smut, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, art included, LARPing Summary:

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Predator Original Series (1987-1990), Predators (2010) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Yautja (Predator)/Original Male Character(s), Yautja (Predator)/Original Character(s) Characters: Yautja (Predator), Male Yautja (Predator), Original Male Character(s), Original Male Human Character(s) Additional Tags: Interspecies, Interspecies Sex, Rough Sex, Wet & Messy, Shameless Smut, Xenophilia, Teratophilia, Threesome, Threesome - M/M/M, Spitroasting, Double Penetration, Double Anal Penetration, Porn with some plot, Fun With Anatomy, Artistic Liberties, canon be damned-ish, Master/Pet, Introspection Summary:

Sequel to Spoils. Seth adjusts to his new life, and all the strangeness that entails.

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Waxwings. Ducktales ‘17 AU. Rated M for profanity and mild violence. What if Jim Starling had a redemption arch? https://archiveofourown.org/works/19481038/chapters/46373362

Emperor’s New Clothes. Ducktales ‘17 AU-ish. Rated M for profanity and violence. But what if Jim just embraced his new life as Negaduck through and through? https://archiveofourown.org/works/19261060/chapters/45806761 Sequel to To the End https://archiveofourown.org/works/19093849

Generations. Post-War for the Planet of the Apes AU. Rated PG-13. Follows the lives of Cornelius and Milo shortly before and after Caesar’s death. Mixes various PotA media. https://archiveofourown.org/works/13837968

Gods and Monsters (and Those In Between). Post-Alien Covenant AU. Rated E. Walter survives and has to deal living side by side with David. Can he find a way to take back the Covenant or will David finally break him down for good? https://archiveofourown.org/works/11581575/chapters/26026341

Two to Tango. TF Age of Extinction. Rated M. A meeting between Crosshairs and Lockdown. https://archiveofourown.org/works/1904238

Caught Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea (You & Me). MTMTE. Rated G. Ambulon and Whirl bond. https://archiveofourown.org/works/552579

Runner ups:

We Must Be Lonely: incomplete and not sure if it’ll be finished or not, an AU between a young Ambulon and elderly Drift finding friendship in one another. Illustrations provided by @9arco95. https://archiveofourown.org/works/4228221/chapters/9562533

Steps. Incomplete and will remain that way. My fun long AU on Ambulon’s past before we even know 90% of Ambulon canon. https://archiveofourown.org/works/540126/chapters/959600

Spoils. Pure Predator/human smut lol. https://archiveofourown.org/works/16306469

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Re-Animator (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Daniel Cain/Herbert West Characters: Daniel Cain, Herbert West (Re-Animator) Additional Tags: Nosebleed, Squick, Blood Kink, Mildly Dubious Consent, Dubious Consensual Nosebleed Kissing I Guess, Mild Sexuality, Herbert is a creep and water is wet Summary:

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Re-Animator (Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Daniel Cain/Herbert West Characters: Daniel Cain, Herbert West (Re-Animator) Additional Tags: Oculophilia, Oculolinctus, Eye Licking, Eye Trauma, Hand Jobs, Slurs, mild violence, Herbert’s a creep and water is wet Summary:

“You know, with you, I’ve been doing a lot of crazy firsts.”

“Would you care to try another tonight?”

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One (1) fic at/little over two thousand (2000) words for $20

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WHAT DO YOU WRITE? AND WHAT FANDOMS?

- Fandoms: Transformers (IDW, G1, live action films, TFP, TFA, RiD cartoon, Beast Wars), DuckTales (2017), Darkwing Duck (original and new), TRON (movies, Evolution), The Man From UNCLE (film), Alien series (films only), Predator series (films only); if you know me well enough and know other series and stuff I write for, feel free to ask!

- I’m happy to write most genres, from dark and twisted to fluffy and cute. Slash, femslash, gen, mix and match, whatever. OCs/canon characters and/or OC/OC are also perfectly acceptable, so long as you provide me a nice detailed profile and reference/description of what your OC looks like, etc. G to R rated stuff.

- Looking for examples? https://archiveofourown.org/users/eyemeohmy HERE YOU GO!

- THE THINGS I WON’T WRITE ARE UNDER THE CUT BELOW, and are more pertaining to adult fics.

DO YOU WRITE ADULT FIC/SMUT? I sure do, and I’ll be happy to explain the more explicit details and rules for anyone who wants smut fic under the cut below!

SO, ARE YOU INTERESTED? Great! Feel free to send me a DM or email me: cheshireneko @ gmail . com. Payment is taken AFTER the fic has been written. I only accept Paypal.

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