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“Actually carrot cake tends to be pretty high calories so it would be the opposite. The cake with the lowest calorie count is actually angel food cake.”

“ rhinestones? do people seriously but that on their face? i thought it was just for costumes. ”

“I can’t speak for anyone else but I certainly love to wear rhinestones. And glitter. And sequins. I just really love to shine.”

“I could do that, but both are still lying. I feel like that would get me even deeper, y’know? But if I were to change my name, it wouldn’t be a lie technically.”

“Well then you should probably look up how much it costs to change your name and let your loved ones know.”

“So the Starbucks barista messed up my name once and even though I go in there almost every day, I still never corrected her cause I feel bad. Like she is just trying to do her job and has other customers to help, so yeah I keep quiet. But I just ran into her at the grocery store and we had a full conversation like we were best friends, but she still thinks my name is Michael. I didn’t correct her cause I feel like we are in too deep now and if I corrected her then she would feel stupid and I don’t want her to  stupid.” He paused to take a deep breath since he was rambling pretty fast towards the end. “Anyways, I think I need to legally change my name to Michael. What do you think?”

“Well I guess you can say that your name is short for Michael or people call you Michael? I don’t think you need to change your name but I agree, you’re in way deep.”

Viv smiled gently at the young boy. “Of course, hop on in kiddo.” She felt had so bad when she saw him standing on the sidewalk all alone that she had to pull over to see what was wrong. “So, where to?”

“you’re thirty-three? excuse me but what? you look too flawless to be even over thirty. i’m losing my mind here.”

“That’s very sweet of you to say thank you. In all honesty I’m sure I just got lucky so fingers crossed that luck doesn’t run out.”

“listen, any thumbnail that includes people with sparkly stuff on their faces, i’m so here for. i literally spent two hours in bed this morning just watching youtubers do their makeup using only highlighter.”

“Oh my God same! Whoever came up with that is a genius and if I ever meet them I will make them my best friend.”

❛ rhinestones ? i mean don’t get me wrong i’ve been all about the wild new tutorials coming out, but you don’t think rhinestones would be a bitch much ? ❜

“There is no such thing as too much and anyone who says otherwise is no fun.”

“While I agree  that we are currently living in a capitalist hellscape, I’d rather not get in trouble with the cops.”

“Glitter is life,” She said, nodding in agreement, “Sadly, when i wear it to work people think I’m a drag queen. So I gotta stick to obviously lesbian items.”

“The key is moderation, I know it may be hard but you just gotta focus on one or two key points. But go crazy when you’re going out because honestly who cares?”

“ i love the new trend of using kid’s makeup products, literally everytime i see a glitter lipgloss or lipsmackers product i can’t help but giggle because of how much i lived for those things. i actually can’t believe these people get money doing things like that. “ 

“Oh my God same! I love how shiny the lip glosses for kids are because I just love shine, and kids need to shine.”

“oh like people doing their entire face in liquid lipstick or whatever? i mean… they’re definitely interesting. i don’t know about trying it for myself, though. i can barely but on eyeliner. it always ends up crazy uneven.” 

“I wasn’t too crazy about that one, but I love this new challenge of using kid’s make up. But the full face with highlighters was my absolute fave.”

“ twenty-three. ”

“Oh my God are you for real?"

“Girl I love glitter, the only reason why I’m not wearing it today is because I’m all out and need to restock.”

          “is that a particular challenge, or are we talking about them in general. you know the whole, ‘my boyfriend does my make up’ challenge. sorry, i’m not exactly someone who knows much about makeup or religiously follow a makeup guru on youtube. i mean, i’ve seen some just…” her voice quietly trailed off as she rambled. “rhinestones are pretty,” she quickly lifted the conversation back up.

“I just love them in general, make up is one of my passions. And I love rhinestones, I want them to come back in style.”

‘ You don’t look older than 27 tops, i think you shouldn’t worry about that much, if it makes you feel better i look older than i am. ’

“Oh you don’t look that old, I would clock you as thirty tops.”