I am alive, and not alone.

"I’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else." 

"Quick catch that cat it stole my wallet!"

"Fuck I feel like I got hit by a car… Wait I did? And it was your car?"

"The skirt is short on purpose."

"I can’t believe I’m sitting in space jail with you of all people."

"So why did I have to punch that guy?"

"I may have accidentally sort of adopted five cats."

"I hope you know that my name is actually ________."

"Please stop petting the test subjects. "

"That is the tenth demon summoning this week holy shit."

"Please put me down it’s just a sprained ankle" 

"So what if I broke my arm I’m still doing it."

"Why exactly do you need chloroform at 2AM?"

"I’m like 75% sure this won’t explode on us."

"You need to stop leaving dead bodies in my kitchen."

"I understand the whole sleep talking thing but what I don’t understand is the princess dragon dream and why I’m in it."

What she means:

Or my characters thoughts on said pairing.

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[MSG: Legion]: Yes.

[MSG: Legion]: Although I am equally as likely to be rendered nonfunctional over the course of this war as any other sentient being, I have considered it at length. I have become attached to a number of our crewmates. I do not wish for them to die.

[MSG: Legion]: I will attempt to consult an Asari grief counselor should it become relevant, as they are traditionally well-versed in forming social bonds with significantly shorter-lived species.

     “When I have successfully dominated the galaxy, rest assured that you will be among the last to be reduced to biologically-efficient nutrient paste.” Wait for it.