miss perfect

this blog is still gaining followers... hello

“I don’t suppose you’ve come to volunteer your services to my employer.”

alriiiight provisional starter call thingie while i’m at youth group bc i miss miri. also feel free to like this if i owe you a reply and yr still interested in the thread?? ye B) also reminder that i have a shep opheliacxo and a tali rannochbound annnd an irikah irikahkrios

❝ a... terminus colony, then?    of course. why else would you be on omega?     well, at least you’re relatively safe from collector abductions here --    gang violence & venereal diseases, less so.❞

❝ i... suppose you could call it that, if you insist on speaking the queen’s english.   wait -- kirkwall? never heard of it. how did the alliance slip that under our radar...?❞

❝ not the afterlife, afterlife! you know --❞ she gestures emphatically at the nearby enormous, neon sign. ❝ don’t tell me you’ve never seen a batarian. tch... colonists. ❞

❝ ...did you just come from afterlife?    the batarian in there probably spiked your drink;   he’s got a real bone to pick with every human he sees. ❞

❝ what -- is your translator glitching?     it’s alright, i’m conversationally fluent in quite a few human languages...    unless you were raised by vorcha or something?❞

sugarandrainbows !! (don’t judge me ok i swear it’s a reference)

whooo has a flightrising account and wants to be my friend

❝ no, you’re on omega.    my condolences. ❞