still here, there must be something real

This is an underrated joke

i just really, really, really, really…want to be with you

what sort of Carly Rae Jepsen plagiarism

you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog

You labled everyone at Disney a furry

You’re not a furry - you’re a monster fucker.

Th…those hands…

Me in jail: so are you guys familiar with the Cell Block Tango

“Your mental illness is all in your head” where did you think it was????? my ass????

Mental illness is stored in the balls

​mental illness is the powerhouse of the cell

Mental Illness ™ is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Each response was another punch to my lungs as I attempt to hold in my laughter

This is the best news I’ve heard all week

And then you read the whole thing in his voice.