My Husbands Favorite Husband

I forgot how to sleep :(

I think if i had therapy 3 times a day i would feel better but this once eve try three weeks isnt going to cut it

I think that i might be too far gone for therapy

I forgot

A while back i made the mistake of asking my boyfriend to choke me because some people like that so i wanted to see what that was like and it didn’t necessarily bother me but i may have accidentally trained myself into liking it and so in karate the other day i was being used for a demonstration as an attacker where the teacher was showing a self defense technique but the whole technique is to go for the persons throat and then knock them off kf their feet using your hips and center of balance but basically i was kinda stuck there in front of the class with his hand around my neck and basically in like some kind of dip (because he didnt want to actually throw me to the ground) but yeah it was pretty awkward bc people arent supposed to like having a hand on their throat but i was probably blushing or failikg to hold back a smile but now i look lole a freak and i cant stop thinking about that interaction which reminded me about how the other day i went to the doctor (ome i havent seen before) and he legit had his hands on my throat and told me to swallow… ik he was checking my lymph nodes but WAS ALL THAT REALLY NECESSARY so basically i have had a fair share of hands on my throat lately

My (18f) husband (19f)’s boyfriend and my boyfriend are on the path to being best friends and they dont even know it and they havent even spoken but since they are both ginger ik it will work out

Im never gonna get my shit together. Every week my shit gets further from being together

“There will be some people who are like us: pissed off. And some of them will be drinking late into the night…”

Every plane in the entire world is tweaking out right now

I feel like i never have to poop but then when im about to get on a plane i have to poop which isnt very cool

Heaven forbid a man think about the twin towers

Double dates are really funny because the guys almost never know each other the girls just want to hang out but their boyfriends are jealous so they get dragged along under the facade of a date but really the girls just yap the whole time and the boys are just there

Fridays are for hibernation