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Accidentally killed someone and don’t know what to do? Or you’re a serial killer or a hitman who’s just so tired of cleaning up the bloody mess?

Look no further, because Chase is at your service. For only 20% of your payout (price negotiable), here is what you get:

A handsome, dazzling and professional corpse handler with an impressive 2 years of experience

30% lesser chance of the body being dropped onto the ground and thus creating more unwanted mess

Have the body transported via a pink mini cooper (no suspicions will arise)

A nice, broad shoulder for you to cry on when everyone finds out you’re a murderer, plus a complimentary packet of quality tissue paper for your tears

Post-cuddling sessions for only 10% more of your pay

Satisfaction guaranteed (no refunds, so you best be satisfied)

So if you’re interested (don’t lie to yourself now), just fill in this form, give me your money and I’m all yours for the night. Oh and on a sidenote, I swear I’m not an undercover cop. No, really—

             ❝ Fashion is a language that creates itself in clothes to interpret reality. ❞

▶ Move aside, Vogue and High Cut, your most refined counterpart has stepped in front of the cameras with no plans to leave any time soon. After all, there’s no doubt that designers draw up a draft before they begin to craft their final work of art, and the curtain is about to open on their masterpiece—the work of a century unfolding between the pages of this luxury magazine: D é c a d e n c e. ——— ♣

If you're going to be an active participant of The Do-ers, LISTEN UP.

I’M CHASE, BUT YOU’LL REFER TO ME AS “SIR” OR “MR. PREZ”.

I’M SHOUTING JUST TO APPEAR AUTHORITATIVE but I should probably stop.

Track “avp:doer" for all my cute little love notes to you.

Most group interactions will be done on AIM so it’d be better if you made one.

All members will be greeted with a pair of neon yellow Crocs which you will have to wear whenever you’re in the house. I will conduct frequent shoe checks.

Officially, we go by ‘The Doers’; unofficially, we will go by ‘Crocmates’.

The cleanliness of this house is everyone’s responsibility so if I ever happen to see insects of any sort crawling around, I will dissect it into equal parts and serve it with all your food.

I want us all to be close and I don’t care how you guys do it. Lock yourselves up in a room and talk about my devilishly handsome looks, draw on your housemates’ faces while they’re asleep, heck, collude with them and draw on my face while I’m asleep if you have to.

Please make sure to greet all new members with a small introduction of yourself and a reminder to wear their Crocs—the reminder is very important.

If you ever have a nightmare, feel free to come to my room and I’ll be there to slap you back to reality offer a comforting shoulder.

I know following the rules isn’t exactly one of our best traits, and that’s why, I have come up with a point system as an incentive. I will reward those who pleasure me/please me/abide by the rules with stars. Every 50 stars will earn you 1 bucket of KFC.

Each event that you attend (whether just for the group or AVP family) will earn you 5 stars.

IMPORTANT: Please DO NOT offer me sexual favors for stars!!!

Those who do not abide by the rules will be put on toilet cleaning duty.

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「 MEMBERS + AIM 。

jzren ϟ [ Chase | @thechickenlife ]

rinup ϟ [ Rin | @rinup ]

viryeole ϟ [ Chanyeol | @coeured ]

jvngexnji ϟ [ Eunji ]

ktxv ϟ [ Taehyung | @g.enki ]

rylcn ϟ [ Rylan ]

haxbin ϟ [ Hanbin ]

ynxbora ϟ [ Bora | @ynxbora ]

I lost faith in humans. Wherever I go, there's war after war.

"I heard she’s the first one to try and run away from her duty." "Who wouldn’t? You’re sent into war only to watch and record. What cruelty is that?" "It’s what those people were born for, the Bookmen, it’s their destiny.”

                        “She’s fighting the destiny that was laid upon her.”