alyssa

appreciation post for everyone whos ever talked to me bc im annoying and dumb

me @ me 24/7: are we really doing this rn 

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

no disrespect to other clouds but pink ones are the best

where is he traveling

i wouldn’t survive one of those “evil doppelgänger” movies because like i barely have any self-concept dude… like some bitch shows up and tells me they’re the ‘‘‘real me’’’ and i’m an imposter and they’re going to kill me and take their rightful place which i stole from them i’d just be like i don’t even know who i am, man

if YOU’RE me… and I’M me….. then who’s the double????????!??

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

I knew what would happen and yet

The best part is that the cat’s first box was already too small. “I learned nothing and never will.”

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted

We’re still here.

who said that

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more