you say i killed you. haunt me then!

can someone PLEASE put some goddamn moves on me god knows i need it

why did i have to interrupt writing gay porn to go talk to maintenance people and apologize for my goddamn dog

why did no one tell me that day drinking with your mother is so much fun

the best part of listening to Bauhaus (aside from the fact that their music just sounds bad) is that when they're performing in concert, they very clearly don't know the lyrics to their own songs

the only good part of my dad being obsessed with the world cup is that he's been a captive audience to me explaining the history of rock and roll in Latin America to him

im literally trying to Get Shit Done and my brother's cat has decided it's the opportune moment to Attack The Fuck Out Of A Speck Of Dirt On The Tile. which means my plans are on hold as i watch her do that

i've got a selection of outfits that i wore to cosplay as being the person who does the job i'm doing now. so now that i'm on my second week, i have begun to wear them

it's every "daughter"'s job to torture her mother. most people do that by like getting piercings and staying out late. i choose torture her by subjecting her to my personality, which was mostly hand-picked by her

do i name my fic with Bon Jovi lyrics. answer quickly

writing means you google the most insane shit. i'm not talking about the decomposing corpse shit. why do i know the story of church grimms and why does it make me cry.

excel is the best thing to have ever been invented. 'oh i hate excel, what do you even do with excel' you don't understand her like i do. once you forge a Warrior's Bond with excel, you understand each other in the way only gay soldiers from the same WWI trench can understand each other.