Satan's asscrack

I am still unsure how I fucked up but I know I most definitely did fuck up

Comrade Geraldo

All them mother fuckers can go.

Yeah. That’s what we’re saying. They should never have been celebrated in the first place.

This makes me happy. 💙

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

“47 month old”

this is my four year old rayman origins

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

I always mention the girl I know named Meiaghann (Megan) but Oin Oogok takes the cake, what the fuck

My teacher told me about a student she had before who’s name was La-a. When she called roll, she said “lah-ah” and the student replied “it’s luh-dash-uh”. She also had a student named shanda. Her last name? Leer.

im still overwhelmed when people like my post or message me like “oh someone knows i exist”