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(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

sometimes a notp is “i do not actually hate this ship, i’m just extremely picky with its depiction especially in a romantic sense, and my preference largely disagrees with a lot of the fandom, thus making it difficult for me to engage with the ship” and sometimes a notp is “CANT STAND THESE TWO MFS TOGETHER”

the self is a guy you made up to get mad at

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

never stop being obnoxious about fictional character online. you will find like-minded people and it will literally save you

social media needs a button distinct from block or mute that is just a sims -- you can hit when someone adds something unnecessary, nebbish or just kind of annoying to your post that doesn't quite rise to the point of being antagonistic. only they can see it. the "I didn't appreciate that" button.

3 stooges button, just labelled "watch it, chowderhead"

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