violetfornow

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

some people think this is a shitpost so i want to clarify that i am dead fucking serious. make mage the official gender neutral honorific NOW. i want it on my passport. i want it on my bank account. i want doctors and judges to use it for me. i don't care if it sounds a little silly. people thought "missus" sounded crass at first. call me mg.

just becausw youre a man doesnt mean you cant be a girl

Goldie 🌺

sorry not sorry but the height of romance in my opinion is sharing someone else's body with them. let me curl up in your brain i want to be lulled to sleep by the rhythms of your body and the sounds of blood whooshing through your veins. i want to take shelter in your body. does this make sense.

this is the direction the Goldie + Examiner situation is headed

It’s tiring, isn’t it? Being in control, making choices, thinking for yourself. It’s so, so tiring. Let me do it instead. You’ll like it.

funnier as a system

how it feels when Violet tries to switch in

I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table  arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”

sadly the regional vice president of self-care has been put in a headlock by the senior director of doomscrolling

I'm pretty sure that one time a good while ago I made a post about executive dysfunction comparing/relabeling it as "brain bureaucracy", and now that I know I'm a system, just, yeah. This is actually exactly what's going on. It makes so much more sense and I stand by it even harder now! 😅