The Bulletproof Queen

Imagine you catching your icon on your bed being seductive

LILA YOU SCORCHED THEM, DAMN

What the fuck?

there is legit fear in simon’s eyes

Ok, who’s calling the Ministry to report this breech of the International Statute of Secrecy? 

What the actual fuck

I have the strangest boner..

my boner is pretty normal but I also have one

God I have the biggest nature boner rn

I heard this on actual tv and was so thrown off

I DIDNT KNOW SIMPLE PLAN SANG THIS

i’m gonna reblog sad tablo bee every time it’s on my dash

me

Now accepting applications

I would need 10-20 minutes just to process the fact that someone wants to date me

look

the best part is dogs with pointed ears like that are actually trying to hear it better because of how their ears work like is that not adorable

thecornerofthelostmemories

Guys, not only is he threatening to deport all immigrants but is also threatening to revoke citizenship by birth. That means that 1st generation kids from immigrant parents get deported too. This isn’t funny anymore. This was never funny!

🙊 omfg

awwwww 😭

What have I just witnessed

Sounds like “the war” prepare urself kids